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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 6:40:08 AM   
KMsAngel


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Status: offline 		surely there is no subject that can't be lifted with chocolate in it somewhere. especially dark chocolate. bittersweet dark chocolate. and twins. maori. with tats. that's not a hijack anywhere in the world, is it??

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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 6:42:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: christine1

awe c'mon cjan, the only reason we use so much tp is because we're wiping up the flippin dribbles from the toilet seat that the "poor aimers" leave behind. 


christine, this is calumny, pure and simple. No adult, mature, thoughtful man would consider relieving himself without , at least, lifting the terlet seat. Btw, if this does occur, it should be a red flag for wimmins, just as improper tp roll hanging is for men.

You will also notice that batchelors who have to clean up after themselves, never engage in this unseemly behavior.

I, myself, prefer to "hang my rat" over a urinal to relieve myself. Very efficient and no aiming necessary. For some ungodly reason, home bathroom designers have overlooked this essential fixture yet continue to install such oddities as bidets.

I have my own method for maintaining sanitation while performing this necessary bodily function.Yes, I can hear the tittering and snickers beginning. However, being a manly man who has no use for convention, I remain nonplussed. I have found that, lacking a urinal, it is in my own best interest to have a seat while enjoying a leak. No aiming anxiety, no muss, no fuss. Also, pasrticularly usefull for those midnight visits in the dark.

Those of you who are immature and snicker sluts, let the slings and arrows fly. I can take it. My terlet seat and adjacent are remain gloriously tinkle free. I will take comfort in that knowledge.


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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 6:46:16 AM   
KMsAngel


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Status: offline 		i'm liking you better already cjan. maybe i could add you to my adoption list.

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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 6:48:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		oh blast...a tinkle free terlet?  (say that fast 5 times).   i think you've rendered me speechless cjan.   

eta and p.s.  if you keep referring to your winky as a rat, i don't think you'll get many wimmens who want to kiss it....just sayin.

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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 6:49:54 AM   
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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 6:52:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		as long as he cleans up the tub/shower afterwards, no biggie. he's toilet trained, that's a plus for his adoption too


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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 7:12:38 AM   
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Has anyone ever been curious about Dollparts' mother?


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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 7:29:35 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

I think Cjan pees in the shower too.


But does he take the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it?  The mark of a true gentleman.

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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 7:38:00 AM   
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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 7:40:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		pure, I've wondered if...could it be...a, gulp, multiple personality...or, or a channeling thing ? Scary, kids,*shudders*....verrrry scaaarrry...

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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 9:19:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

surely there is no subject that can't be lifted with chocolate in it somewhere. especially dark chocolate. bittersweet dark chocolate. and twins. maori. with tats. that's not a hijack anywhere in the world, is it??


Now there's a subject.... let's talk about the maori tribe... with tattoos.... Seen the movie Whale Rider?  Wonderful  movie.... coming of age... every teenager should see it. 

Oh, and good morning/evening... Off with The Man to see the town.  *smiles and blushes ... seee y'all later

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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 9:36:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

surely there is no subject that can't be lifted with chocolate in it somewhere. especially dark chocolate. bittersweet dark chocolate. and twins. maori. with tats. that's not a hijack anywhere in the world, is it??


Now there's a subject.... let's talk about the maori tribe... with tattoos.... Seen the movie Whale Rider? Wonderful movie.... coming of age... every teenager should see it.

Oh, and good morning/evening... Off with The Man to see the town. *smiles and blushes ... seee y'all later


of COURSE i've seen it! i did a research paper on customs once, and chose maori tatts as my subject. was vy interesting. their's a lot of symbology behind the tats, and much history behind the designs.

and tribal tattoo's look f*cking sexy on islanders, and just silly on pale skin. the hakka, when done by big maori's with tribal tatts (especially on their faces and arms) are droool inducing!


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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 9:43:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

pure, I've wondered if...could it be...a, gulp, multiple personality...or, or a channeling thing ? Scary, kids,*shudders*....verrrry scaaarrry...


Ok, just so I'm not the only one.  As BountyHunter would say...  'Nuff said.

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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 9:47:36 AM   
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that is one woman that i'd like to slap....

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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 9:49:46 AM   
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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 9:53:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

you want to slap me?  ok... here!  


naaa...i lubs u!!!!


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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 10:08:26 AM   
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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 10:41:08 AM   
cjan


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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 10:43:57 AM   
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Unless you meant me?

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RE: start a nothing thread - 6/7/2008 10:44:19 AM   
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