IronBear
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Joined: 6/19/2005 From: Beenleigh, Qld, Australia Status: offline
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Soooo you’re going to shave your slave’s pubes are you??? Good! Now you need to set the scene. You’ll need plenty of rest so you can chase her through the house (with her screaming blue murder to awaken the neighbours and have them locking their doors in terror), in the grounds and down the street. Once captured you must drag her back to your dungeon. The Dungeon needs to have been redecorated to resemble something out of a Goth vampyre movie including cobwebs and the sound of the “Children of the night” calling…. Strap her, naked of course, down on a stone sarcophagus and in full view of her, start stropping the razor with evil chuckles and evil looks at her whilst muttering in some pseudo Transylvanian tongue. Have a bubbling cauldron ready with the hot water and then start the shaving……… Better to record it all on film in case you need it in your defence evidence once the local SWAT team have burst in and arrested you…… There! That should do for your weekly entertainment I’d think.
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