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LadyHibiscus -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 12:28:41 PM)

Bollocks??  Which do you object to, the marshmallow or the nutella?




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 12:43:00 PM)

Oh, none of those things.  I frequently say "bollocks" when I can't think of any cleverer way of responding.

Come to think of it: we haven't done 'forced bollock gobbling' on this thread yet, have we?




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 12:44:43 PM)

Hey, here's a funny thing.  Try saying "bollock gobbling" ten times, quickly.  It's really difficult.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 12:47:31 PM)

I would rather just gobble the bollocks! [8D]




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 12:47:56 PM)

Try it, go on.  You end up sounding like a deranged turkey.




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 12:49:29 PM)

Why?  Next to a man's feet, his bollocks must be just about the ugliest part of his body. 




LadyHibiscus -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 12:50:38 PM)

Really?  I am extraordinarily particular about feet...




LadyPact -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 12:51:39 PM)

No worries there, peon.  We're not asking about male foot worship.




Lockit -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 12:58:30 PM)

I think Peon should call us all and say gobbling bollocks ten times.  A London accent gobble might cause a quake in the US with the laughter.




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 1:00:22 PM)

I'll see if I can put an audio on my profile, after I've had a coffee to cool out some of the effects of the skunkweed.




Lockit -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 1:01:16 PM)

You read my mind! lol




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 1:02:11 PM)

Really?  I am extraordinarily particular about feet...

Yes, but that's because you're perverted.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 1:02:57 PM)

Liking tidy feet is just part of being tidy!  No perversity required!




LadyPact -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 1:04:14 PM)

Yes.  Put that on for the audio. 

Guess what we want put on the video?




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 1:06:31 PM)

"Tidy" feet?  What in god's name are 'tidy' mens' feet?  Ones with all the knobbly bits sanded off?  There'd be nothing left of the feet! 




Lockit -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 1:06:58 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 1:07:12 PM)

They DO have surgery for minions... [;)]




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 1:11:06 PM)

Guess what we want put on the video?

Funny you should say that, LP.  I've just been thinking that one porno vid with very, very wide appeal would involve a man being taken with a strap-on with lots of others, of both sexes, watching.  Then the domme doing the strap-on-ing calls a man in the audience to force his dick into the sub's mouth, then sundry women are involved, forcing his head between their legs . . .  Whew.  Who, in the D/s world, would such a video not grab?




LadyHibiscus -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 1:12:02 PM)

They have vids like that, but it's all guys...  not that I am complaining, mind you...




LadyPact -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 1:21:54 PM)

Signing up for the leading role there, peon?




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