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Lockit -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 1:24:32 PM)

A Star is born! We might need autograph's...




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 1:25:23 PM)

FR

Right, I've recorded  my saying 'bollock gobbling' ten times, quickly, on my profile - though the blurb says it may take two hours to show up there.

I've just had yet another breathtakingly brilliant idea.  Later I could read out a porn story for my profile - a short one of, say, five minutes, if anyone's got a goodie.  I don't care about the subject matter, so long as Lady Hibiscus doesn't suggest anything too  . . . . nutty.  Gristle-gobbling is fine.




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 1:29:17 PM)

Signing up for the leading role there, peon?

Even funnier than before - by far - that you should say that, LP.  But I'm saying nothing.  [;)]




cuckywannabe -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (4/29/2009 6:56:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Three is the ideal number.  One primary, two pets/playmates.  Why, are you applying?  [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]


Don't know if he is Ms LH, but i would surely like to apply.




surreyboy -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/11/2009 5:45:53 PM)

If you want to suck dick mate, your a bum bandit.  No to ways about it.




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/12/2009 4:13:25 PM)

Thank you for your input, SB.




OttersSwim -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/12/2009 4:17:36 PM)

Damnit P, now you will have to change all of your calling cards...and what will your mum say?

Thank God that guy came by to set all this straight...I mean gay...  [;)]




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/12/2009 4:28:36 PM)

Well, Otters, SB may have psychological training that allows him some penetrating insight to which the rest of us aren't privy.   It could be that I'm a botty burglar (I believe is the technical term) without realising it.




OttersSwim -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/12/2009 4:30:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Well, Otters, SB may have psychological training that allows him some penetrating insight to which the rest of us aren't privy.   It could be that I'm a botty burglar (I believe is the technical term) without realising it.


LOL!  Now I challenge you to put -that- term on your card!




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/12/2009 4:34:26 PM)

[;)]

I don't know.  Maybe I'll stick to rather more formal terms like "knob jockey", "shirtlifter" or "chutney ferret". 

Or, I'll just add the more genteel line:  "I stroll the Chocolate Boulevard".




Politesub53 -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/12/2009 5:08:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Thank you for your input, SB.


Peon, Is that a comment on his post, or is there something you wish to tell us ? [8D]




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/12/2009 5:19:27 PM)

[:D]

Thank god you made that joke in your usual gentle way, PS.  I realised after I'd posted that I'd handed surreyboy a perfect comeback. 




Politesub53 -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/12/2009 5:27:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

[:D]

Thank god you made that joke in your usual gentle way, PS.  I realised after I'd posted that I'd handed surreyboy a perfect comeback. 


So to clarify, you realised you had given him an opening, after thanking him for his input. [8D]




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/12/2009 5:30:03 PM)

All right, all right, don't add insult to injury!




LookieNoNookie -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/12/2009 6:20:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetNika

Although I am not a Domme I was recently talking to a friend about this very subject. I enjoy the idea of a hetero man allowing another man to suck his cock or a hetero man sucking another mans cock. I have had the pleasure of watching this several times even knew a guy when I lived in California who could suck his own cock. Now that was fun to watch!
 
Blessed be,
Nika


Any man that can suck his own cock.....should never have to!




Venatrix -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/12/2009 7:00:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

[:D]

Thank god you made that joke in your usual gentle way, PS.  I realised after I'd posted that I'd handed surreyboy a perfect comeback. 


You know, I just had to say that I think you two make *such* a cute couple.  What will be your married name?  PoliteSubForHer?




PeonForHer -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/12/2009 7:18:39 PM)

You're just jealous, Big Nose. 

You know, you could still give me your input if you felt like it.




Venatrix -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/12/2009 7:29:32 PM)

You'll have to give me an opening . . . .




LadyPact -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/12/2009 10:29:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetNika

Although I am not a Domme I was recently talking to a friend about this very subject. I enjoy the idea of a hetero man allowing another man to suck his cock or a hetero man sucking another mans cock. I have had the pleasure of watching this several times even knew a guy when I lived in California who could suck his own cock. Now that was fun to watch!
 
Blessed be,
Nika


Any man that can suck his own cock.....should never have to!



Correction.  Said talented individual *should* have to for the duration of exciting the femdom in question.  After all, what's two minutes of one's life engaged in an activity that is obviously enjoyable.  Would you spend a few moments of your time orally pleasing yourself if just seeing such a thing would drive the female of your desires over the edge?

I've never owned a self sucker.  If I ever achieve it, you folks won't see Me on message boards again.




azjojoba -> RE: heterosexual males sucking cock (6/13/2009 4:01:37 AM)

Hey -- if you think the UK is going to let you in you are nutso. They are being overwhelmed by radical Muslim immigrants, so it's unlikely they will take you. For some reason they would rather have a fully clothed Arab woman than a mini-skirted sex goddess like you. Of course they might make an exception to you, so GOOD LUCK!




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