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RE: What should be in a sub's profile? - 6/25/2008 10:11:30 PM

joyinslavery

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After careful consideration of your question....

Name; stats (yes, the REAL ones), status, address, telephone, SS #, credit card #, expiration date, security code, date of birth, ATM pin #, mother's maiden name.

No...really. Seriously.

Have fun.

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RE: What should be in a sub's profile? - 6/25/2008 10:24:54 PM

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Damnit!

I forgot the dick pic!!! YES, by all means.

Have fun.

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RE: What should be in a sub's profile? - 6/25/2008 10:28:16 PM

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If you take a dick pic, make sure you are ungroomed, and avoid taking a bath for about a week prior to photoshoot, then make sure to get your protruding hairy stomach and manboobs in the shot as well.

If you have to pick up your stomach in order to better show off the goods, even better. Every woman loves playing hide and go seek when she feels like some action.

*Grumble*

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RE: What should be in a sub's profile? - 6/25/2008 10:29:40 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

If you take a dick pic, make sure you are ungroomed, and avoid taking a bath for about a week prior to photoshoot, then make sure to get your protruding hairy stomach and manboobs in the shot as well.

If you have to pick up your stomach in order to better show off the goods, even better. Every woman loves playing hide and go seek when she feels like some action.

*Grumble*

And don't forget the snaggle teeth, yellowed by smoking-it's a huge turn on.

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RE: What should be in a sub's profile? - 6/25/2008 10:31:32 PM

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Hey studette...

you must be referring to YOUR profile here. I'm sure you're just confused.

Have fun.

< Message edited by joyinslavery -- 6/25/2008 10:33:10 PM >

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RE: What should be in a sub's profile? - 6/25/2008 10:31:56 PM

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... off topic... why do overweight manboobs always have the lazy-eye-nipple syndrome?

And yes joy, I am amazing in all my greasy bellied glory. And a man. You have found me out!

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RE: What should be in a sub's profile? - 6/25/2008 10:39:51 PM

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I suspected as much.

I won't tell though.

Have fun.

(And yes I am.)

< Message edited by joyinslavery -- 6/25/2008 10:48:27 PM >

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RE: What should be in a sub's profile? - 6/26/2008 8:54:39 PM

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Covering your kinks is one of the benefits of a site like this, but then describing the other aspects of your personality and interests outside kink, to balance it is good.

Pesonally, even knowing this, I suck at writing profiles and rarely get contacted by anyone sharing my interests but in the past, the people I contacted wrote descriptions of themselves that integrated the kinky side and the rest of their lives.

Excellent grammar is a plus.

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