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Arthropod -> Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:08:32 PM)
Last summer I was a guru for this message board, and I delivered. Ask anyone. And now it is summer again and once again I present you with the challenge to ask me anything. I won't always know the answer, and if it's just a question of the sake of insolence then you definitely won't get the answer you wanted; but if it's a serious question then you'll get a serious answer. Scoff if you like. In fact, you can scoff for a good 30 minutes straight if that suits you. Try me!

Arthropod -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:10:05 PM)
Yeah I got a question. Why did you use the wrong account when posting this? Are you some kind of trout?

parttimehotty -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:10:35 PM)
Have you checked out the "Get Over Yourself" thread? No? Then do so right now! Yes? Did any of it sink in yet?[8\|]

sirsholly -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:15:04 PM)
Is your tie too tight?

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:17:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty Have you checked out the "Get Over Yourself" thread? No? Then do so right now! Yes? Did any of it sink in yet?[8\|] Ha! You know what's funny about that is DiurnalVampire and I have a sort of rapport. Sort of. I'll bet I'm exempt from her post. And if I lose you can fuck me with a hose. You're good at observation aren't you? Anyway, yes I'm very vein. Was that what you wanted to point out? I'm so very vein. You have no idea the amount of vanity I have. If I were any more vein I'd cum every time I saw myself in the mirror. My vanity could swallow you whole. Do you also point out flaws in movies as you're watching them?

parttimehotty -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:19:30 PM)
[sm=dontfeedtrolls.gif]I wouldn't exactly say you were a "guru". Perhaps another 4-letter word? Yes, I remember reading old posts where you'd ask/answer w/2 diff accts like you are now...........[8\|]

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:20:49 PM)
quote: Is your tie too tight? It looks like it was a little too tight doesn't it? But I don't recall that it was.

subtee -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:22:26 PM)
Jingy!! How have you been? Where have you been? tee

Raechard -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:23:51 PM)
Hello Jinger good to see you again, who have you been? (edited to ask a different question to subtee)

sirsholly -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:24:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jinger quote: Is your tie too tight? It looks like it was a little too tight doesn't it? But I don't recall that it was. how many different accounts are you going post with?

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:25:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jinger Do you also point out flaws in movies as you're watching them? :) I do!!!

subtee -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:25:33 PM)
Hallo Raechard, nice to see you too. Oops, hijack; Um...question...Jinger where has Raechard been?

KatyLied -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:26:47 PM)
quote: And if I lose you can fuck me with a hose. Ah, you are such a cute and classy fella.

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:26:49 PM)
quote: I wouldn't exactly say you were a "guru". Perhaps another 4-letter word? Yes, I remember reading old posts where you'd ask/answer w/2 diff accts like you are now........... Smiley faces and allusions to "4-letter" words. Classy. If your memory serves you so well then perhaps you'll recall that at that point I didn't have another account. Normally I don't believe in having more than one account, as it gets so annoying juggling different screen names. But in this case I felt compelled to do it after discovering my dominant side. I wasn't aware though that you had to log out of both collarme <i>and</i> the message board though, else I would have posted only using my submissive account. Rats. I tried to delete the original posts but it was too late. I knew someone was going to give me hell about it, so I beat you to the punch. But I guess that just wasn't good enough for someone as clever as you. Had to remind me, didn't you. ...anyway I won't waste any more time shutting you down. Wouldn't want to "feed the trolls" as you say, right? Right. I am so, so vein.

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:29:31 PM)
quote: Jingy!! How have you been? Where have you been? I have been so busy! Sophomore year of college proved much more trying than freshman year. My darling room mate left and was replaced with someone who pretty much made me miserable all of the time. Not to mention all the work I had to do for class, though I don't mind that so much. Going home for summer was a relief for maybe a good week, and then I got a job working in a restaurant. So yes. I've been busy with school. And now I'm busy being hot during this heatwave that NY is experiencing. But! I have been good! I tie people up now, it's awesome!

lalbobbilynn -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:29:37 PM)
OK, i have one, me, me ........ over here dude! Seriously dude, ok sooooooooooooooo, it is MONDAY, & my A/C in my apartment has been non-functional since ummmmmmmmm yeah, Sept, and i started my period TODAY, and my ex called TODAY, ohhhhhh yes, and i need to pack up and move, and the apartment pool looks like a swamp dump, the electricity was off for five hours yesterday, and i am certain the older gentleman above me is dead, i need to clean my van, i am rather certain i should eat as well, nevertheless my mind is over-taken by, to put it bluntly i am so flippin horny i am certain to go blind in a matter of minutes, and well, i really don't want to move from my chair, partly because i fear ripping the skin from the back of my thighs, and the fan is aimed just right, i am starting to get EVEN more turned on ....... alas, any thoughts on how the planets aligned into such a fashion as to affix the numbers 666 on my sweaty/horny/agitated/probably foul smelling chest?!!!!!!? Pontificate for me if U please!! [:D] b.~

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:30:29 PM)
Jinger, just for your info, the word you are looking for (I think anyway) is vain...

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:31:01 PM)
quote: how many different accounts are you going post with? Just Jinger, I swear to God. The first two posts were accidents on my part. Forgive me. Forgive me. Forgive me. Forgive me. Forgive me.

KatyLied -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:33:26 PM)
quote: just for your info, the word you are looking for (I think anyway) is vain... It was much more entertaining when we had the visual of him covered withvaricose veins.

Jinger -> RE: Ask Me Anything (6/9/2008 12:35:11 PM)
quote: K, i have one, me, me ........ over here dude! Seriously dude, ok sooooooooooooooo, it is MONDAY, & my A/C in my apartment has been non-functional since ummmmmmmmm yeah, Sept, and i started my period TODAY, and my ex called TODAY, ohhhhhh yes, and i need to pack up and move, and the apartment pool looks like a swamp dump, the electricity was off for five hours yesterday, and i am certain the older gentleman above me is dead, i need to clean my van, i am rather certain i should eat as well, nevertheless my mind is over-taken by, to put it bluntly i am so flippin horny i am certain to go blind in a matter of minutes, and well, i really don't want to move from my chair, partly because i fear ripping the skin from the back of my thighs, and the fan is aimed just right, i am starting to get EVEN more turned on ....... alas, any thoughts on how the planets aligned into such a fashion as to affix the numbers 666 on my sweaty/horny/agitated/probably foul smelling chest?!!!!!!? Pontificate for me if U please!! That was one hell of an intro. I'm afraid I'm not sure if I follow the question but I think what you're asking me is "why does my life suck right now?" And if that's the case find solace in the fact that at least you don't have to study for the SATs tomorrow. Or at least you don't have mono. Aye what? The fact is that "sweaty" "foul smelling" "horny" and "chest" are descriptive words that arouse many people around here. Some would die to be pressed against that chest. Oh yes. Think of if this way: at least you're not dead. And if you die then you won't have to deal with that mess.

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