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kittinSol -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 7:56:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Kittin, you ought to move to Texas, they'd love your non shootin', French speakin', British ass down there![:D]



You're projecting. And you forgot Jewish.




Smith117 -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 7:57:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250
Kittin, you ought to move to Texas, they'd love your non shootin', French speakin', British ass down there![:D]


Oh I'm sure at least ONE Texan would love to show her the......ropes.




slaveboyforyou -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 7:59:10 PM)

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wasn't being mean...they say they are hippies and they are proud of it, so that's why I referred to them as such....it says so on their signs.....they love their nature...they are the S.O.S. society


We have a lot of old hippies that live around here, and I don't fuck with them.  When I was 19 years old, the Rainbow Family used to have a huge get together every year here in the National Forest Campground.  Well some dumb ass, local redneck kids thought it would be funny to sneak up to their campsite and fuck with them.  They were throwing rocks and shaking an old converted school bus that some were staying in.  The old hippy guy in the bus blasted one of them with a 12 gauge and killed him.  The Sherrif's office ruled it self-defense because the bus was this man's home.  Hippies here carry guns, and I generally get along with them. 




kittinSol -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 7:59:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Smith117

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250
Kittin, you ought to move to Texas, they'd love your non shootin', French speakin', British ass down there![:D]


Oh I'm sure at least ONE Texan would love to show her the......ropes.



Yeeehaaaaah [sm=dance.gif]




popeye1250 -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:00:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Kittin, you ought to move to Texas, they'd love your non shootin', French speakin', British ass down there![:D]



You're projecting. And you forgot Jewish.


Yeah, you could start your own music group too;
"Kinky Kittin and the Texas Jew Girls!"
They'd put you right at the head of the home comming parade!




kittinSol -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:03:32 PM)

Dude... you are your mother's son, and you're a desperate one. (The Smiths)




DrkJourney -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:05:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

quote:

wasn't being mean...they say they are hippies and they are proud of it, so that's why I referred to them as such....it says so on their signs.....they love their nature...they are the S.O.S. society


We have a lot of old hippies that live around here, and I don't fuck with them.  When I was 19 years old, the Rainbow Family used to have a huge get together every year here in the National Forest Campground.  Well some dumb ass, local redneck kids thought it would be funny to sneak up to their campsite and fuck with them.  They were throwing rocks and shaking an old converted school bus that some were staying in.  The old hippy guy in the bus blasted one of them with a 12 gauge and killed him.  The Sherrif's office ruled it self-defense because the bus was this man's home.  Hippies here carry guns, and I generally get along with them. 


exactly....trees are the only things they hug...lol




DrkJourney -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:07:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Kittin, you ought to move to Texas, they'd love your non shootin', French speakin', British ass down there![:D]



You're projecting. And you forgot Jewish.


Yeah, you could start your own music group too;
"Kinky Kittin and the Texas Jew Girls!"
They'd put you right at the head of the home comming parade!


well if she's gonna do that, then she's gonna have to run for govenor...lol




Smith117 -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:08:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250 

Yeah, you could start your own music group too;
"Kinky Kittin and the Texas Jew Girls!"
They'd put you right at the head of the home comming parade!


She'd have to be in front of the parade, that's where all the pretty ponygirls are. [:D]




popeye1250 -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:09:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DrkJourney

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Kittin, you ought to move to Texas, they'd love your non shootin', French speakin', British ass down there![:D]



You're projecting. And you forgot Jewish.


Yeah, you could start your own music group too;
"Kinky Kittin and the Texas Jew Girls!"
They'd put you right at the head of the home comming parade!


well if she's gonna do that, then she's gonna have to run for govenor...lol


LOL! D.A. what would you think of a female governor in Texas,...again?




Smith117 -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:09:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol
Yeeehaaaaah


Giddyap! [sm=domme.gif]




kittinSol -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:10:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DrkJourney

well if she's gonna do that, then she's gonna have to run for govenor...lol



Only if Smith is there to hold my hand. He's Texan pure and bred: whereas... well, never mind.




DrkJourney -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:11:27 PM)

hell, as a state worker and a female I hate I missed the Ann Richard's era....she was an ex state worker, so she took care of state workers...haven't had one that's given a damn since then...lol




popeye1250 -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:11:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Smith117

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250 

Yeah, you could start your own music group too;
"Kinky Kittin and the Texas Jew Girls!"
They'd put you right at the head of the home comming parade!


She'd have to be in front of the parade, that's where all the pretty ponygirls are. [:D]



Kittin, see? Ya'll got a "Welcomming Committee" waiting there for you already!
DRK could take you out and teach you to shoot!




DrkJourney -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:13:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

quote:

ORIGINAL: Smith117

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250 

Yeah, you could start your own music group too;
"Kinky Kittin and the Texas Jew Girls!"
They'd put you right at the head of the home comming parade!


She'd have to be in front of the parade, that's where all the pretty ponygirls are. [:D]



Kittin, see? Ya'll got a "Welcomming Committee" waiting there for you already!
DRK could take you out and teach you to shoot!


I"d be honored....and did I mention I was a terrible shot?...lol




DomAviator -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:14:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

LOL! D.A. what would you think of a female governor in Texas,...again?


Ill move to Lousiana LOL. Oh two other Texas tidbits I forgot for ya...

We have two primary religions here
1) George Strait
2) Football (even the highschools have STADIUMS, not fields STADIUMS)

There is also a popular spectator sport called "Church"... You must go! You havent lived until youve seen a Pentecostal Orgasmic Seizure LOL




DrkJourney -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:15:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DomAviator

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

LOL! D.A. what would you think of a female governor in Texas,...again?


Ill move to Lousiana LOL. Oh two other Texas tidbits I forgot for ya...

We have two primary religions here
1) George Strait
2) Football (even the highschools have STADIUMS, not fields STADIUMS)

There is also a popular spectator sport called "Church"... You must go! You havent lived until youve seen a Pentecostal Orgasmic Seizure LOL


amen...lol




popeye1250 -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:16:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Smith117

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol
Yeeehaaaaah


Giddyap! [sm=domme.gif]



Kittin, they have another saying in Texas; "Ride her hard and put her up wet!"




Smith117 -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:16:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250
Kittin, they have another saying in Texas; "Ride her hard and put her up wet!"


Have I mentioned how much I love that saying?




popeye1250 -> RE: Texas questions. (6/9/2008 8:18:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DrkJourney

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

quote:

ORIGINAL: Smith117

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250 

Yeah, you could start your own music group too;
"Kinky Kittin and the Texas Jew Girls!"
They'd put you right at the head of the home comming parade!


She'd have to be in front of the parade, that's where all the pretty ponygirls are. [:D]



Kittin, see? Ya'll got a "Welcomming Committee" waiting there for you already!
DRK could take you out and teach you to shoot!


I"d be honored....and did I mention I was a terrible shot?...lol



Well Ok, just no machine guns is all!




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