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SingleRarity -> Disney World (6/10/2008 5:02:23 PM)

So the Sir is allowing me to plan the ridiculous, overpriced Disney vacation of my dreams.  I've visited too many times to count, but never with partner, so I have lots of naughty adventures planned for all those fabulous dark rides.  My ultimate fantasy is to win a night in the Cinderella castle suite.  We could actually act out the first chapter of Anne Rice's sleeping Beauty.  Oh the wonder of it all!

Anyone else ever played dirty at Disney?  Please share.

Daddy's Ballerina "e"




LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Disney World (6/10/2008 5:04:29 PM)

No but I've wanted to.  I've actually only been to EPCOT and that was for an awards convention thing with my mom. 

I have done several discrete kinky fun things with my partner at Universal Studios FL however.




lronitulstahp -> RE: Disney World (6/10/2008 5:05:47 PM)

caution...they watch you like hawks at Disney...the entire property is set up with cctv...nearly impossible to play other than some sneaky groping on a few rides...but the resort rooms are fabulous...have fun there.  And come to the kinky spots around Orlando while you're in town...if you want info, search Woodshed Orlando's profile...edited to add. LA is right...especially if you come around Halloween...Universal is much more forgiving and adult oriented than Disney.




Aileen1968 -> RE: Disney World (6/10/2008 5:06:46 PM)

It was two years ago... the third week in July.  Park was at full capacity and the temps were 98 with 100% humidity.  If your version of dirty is a constant film of sweat, melted ice cream and snot from a cranky three and five year old covering my body then yeah...I was dirty at Disney.  And let's not forget about the ass fucking I got when the credit card bill for the Disney hotel came in. 




SingleRarity -> RE: Disney World (6/10/2008 5:09:11 PM)

I didn't even think of checking out the kink scene! Thanks for mentioning it.  I think I've been a little too caught up in my "slave Princess" fantasy.




SingleRarity -> RE: Disney World (6/10/2008 5:11:33 PM)

Aww don't start bursting my bubble yet!

That's  a really awesome picture by the way.  Most people look flat in their photos, but your's always seem to have a sense of life.





faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Disney World (6/10/2008 5:13:38 PM)

if you need a friend to go with....pick me!




xxblushesxx -> RE: Disney World (6/10/2008 5:29:55 PM)

Yes, and check out Universal, too! I think it's lots more fun than Disney.




windchymes -> RE: Disney World (6/10/2008 5:41:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

It was two years ago... the third week in July.  Park was at full capacity and the temps were 98 with 100% humidity.  If your version of dirty is a constant film of sweat, melted ice cream and snot from a cranky three and five year old covering my body then yeah...I was dirty at Disney.  And let's not forget about the ass fucking I got when the credit card bill for the Disney hotel came in. 


Disney!  The happiest place on earth!!!  [:D][:D][:D]




TheHeretic -> RE: Disney World (6/10/2008 7:20:13 PM)

        There was quite the pillar of black smoke west of the freeway on our way to Disneyland a couple weeks back.  When I learned that night it was Universal Studios, I honestly didn't care.

      The Mouse RULES!

(But don't mess with his lawyers.  They are probably reading this thread, looking for copyright infringements.)




Evility -> RE: Disney World (6/10/2008 7:47:56 PM)

My ex-wife loved Disney. I don't miss her or that fucking mouse. Gotta admit, though... I have a major hard on for Snow White.




farglebargle -> RE: Disney World (6/10/2008 9:20:52 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

caution...they watch you like hawks at Disney...the entire property is set up with cctv...


N.B.: On the "Dark Rides", the cameras are IR and the operators have a perfectly clear view.





cyberdude611 -> RE: Disney World (6/10/2008 10:07:30 PM)

Ive always liked Pirates of the Carribean and Big Thunder Mountain Railraod since I was a kid.

If you go to Epcot, you gotta get on Soarin. It feels like you are flying...




DomKen -> RE: Disney World (6/10/2008 10:08:52 PM)

Guys I went to HS with worked down there some summers back in the early mid 80's and they reported that back then the only places not actually on camera was the toilet stalls. There other places to play around Orlando that will involve less humorless security guards not to mention the difficulty of doing anything out of sight of um's at Disney.




TheHeretic -> RE: Disney World (6/10/2008 10:23:59 PM)

      I took my second ride on Soarin last weekend at California Adventure.  I knew to sit in the front row, so I didn't have feet dangling in front to spoil the illusion




JulieorSarah -> RE: Disney World (6/11/2008 2:10:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Evility

My ex-wife loved Disney. I don't miss her or that fucking mouse. Gotta admit, though... I have a major hard on for Snow White.

as a child i always strongly identified with Snow White, almost black long hair, alabaster white skin, my lips were nearly always slightly windburnt, (Ebony Hair, white skin, Ruby Red lips) and as the only girl in the neighbourhood, i hung out with roughly 7 boys ...




bipolarber -> RE: Disney World (6/11/2008 5:18:15 AM)

The Haunted Mansion has nightvision cameras, with recorders all through the "dark" areas, as does PotC... they record everything that happens on a daily basis to cover their asses legally... the workers keep tapes of the racier happenings... so, if you want to fuck on the ride's doombuggies, make it a keeper!





sirsholly -> RE: Disney World (6/11/2008 5:25:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bipolarber

The Haunted Mansion has nightvision cameras, with recorders all through the "dark" areas, as does PotC... they record everything that happens on a daily basis to cover their asses legally... the workers keep tapes of the racier happenings... so, if you want to fuck on the ride's doombuggies, make it a keeper!




sheeeesh...ya can't even grope in the haunted house?
What is the world coming to?
*shakes head sadly*




DomAviator -> RE: Disney World (6/11/2008 5:36:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

It was two years ago... the third week in July.  Park was at full capacity and the temps were 98 with 100% humidity.  If your version of dirty is a constant film of sweat, melted ice cream and snot from a cranky three and five year old covering my body then yeah...I was dirty at Disney.  And let's not forget about the ass fucking I got when the credit card bill for the Disney hotel came in. 


You about summed it up! Disney is the Gerbilling thing come true... Buttfucked by a rodent! I went there with my ex and two step kids - five days at Disney cost more than two a half weeks in Austrailia - and we paid the air fare for Aust and went to disney on comp passes. Most expensive place on earth and brat mecca. I think Ill go add Disney to my "what is your idea of hell" thread response. Im glad to know I wasnt the only one Aileeen [:D]




Aynne -> RE: Disney World (6/11/2008 7:48:36 AM)

You are both right. Rugrats, 6 dollar hotdogs, lines and obnoxious-ness abounds. The only good thing at Disney was "pleasure island", you had to be 18 to get on and it was a pretty adult playground, well, by Disney standards, which means PG-13, but still a respite from the kiddies. The last place in the world I would feel like being dirty is Disney.[X(]   
Oh and DA? We spent more on a week in Disney in 1996 then 13 days in Cozumel last year! Huge ripoff.

quote:

ORIGINAL: DomAviator

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

It was two years ago... the third week in July.  Park was at full capacity and the temps were 98 with 100% humidity.  If your version of dirty is a constant film of sweat, melted ice cream and snot from a cranky three and five year old covering my body then yeah...I was dirty at Disney.  And let's not forget about the ass fucking I got when the credit card bill for the Disney hotel came in. 


You about summed it up! Disney is the Gerbilling thing come true... Buttfucked by a rodent! I went there with my ex and two step kids - five days at Disney cost more than two a half weeks in Austrailia - and we paid the air fare for Aust and went to disney on comp passes. Most expensive place on earth and brat mecca. I think Ill go add Disney to my "what is your idea of hell" thread response. Im glad to know I wasnt the only one Aileeen [:D]




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