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xxblushesxx -> Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 5:43:23 AM)

It has been brought to my attention that there have been several unfortunate disagreements around here as late: the domme who took money from a prospective sub and then never showed up, the sub who did the same thing to a dom, doms who punish their subs for silly reasons,...I could go on and on.

Being the giver that I am, I shall now be presiding over Chrissy's Court. If you have a disagreement, a question, a problem, bring it to me, and I will fix it for you.

My rulings are final, however, and once you submit to the court, you also submit to my rulings...(*eg*)

This is small claims, so, you must represent yourself, although you may call forth witnesses, if you need to.

Oh! and no fair suing me. (I'd just win anyway, yanno...)




sirsholly -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 5:51:18 AM)

Judge Chrissy,

A certain someone who shall remain nameless (Potty) continues to claim *snort* that she is a virgin *giggle*.

We all know that this is total cow-plop and she is falsely representing herself.

What...if anything...can be done to stop her obvious lies?




xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:05:40 AM)

Ms. Holly (and how did I know you were gonna be one of my first cases, hmmm?...) I am afraid that what you are bringing to me is heresay, therefore, I cannot rule on this.

As an aside, why not buy a strap-on, and visit the hottie? Show her what she's been missing all these years...[:-][8|]




sirsholly -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:07:07 AM)

Thank you, Judge Chrissy

<---trots off to buy a strap-on




LadyRainfire -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:07:18 AM)

Judge Chrissy,

I would also appeal to your sense of justice and fair play. There are 2 posters (the slut and the noisy one) that pick on me and call me names. (I am NOT a heifer, TYVM!)

Can I get a gag order on them?




xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:09:37 AM)

Yes you may. Ball or duct. Your choice.




sirsholly -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:09:52 AM)

I object!!




xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:10:52 AM)

Don't you mean "mmmnn uhn mmnn"?

Ok. On what grounds?




GreedyTop -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:11:23 AM)

*suddenly has scenes from 'My Cousin Vinny' running through my head*




sirsholly -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:12:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx


Ok. On what grounds?



coffee




parttimehotty -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:15:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Thank you, Judge Chrissy

<---trots off to buy a strap-on



[sm=sex.gif]Owww!! ow! owww!! Noooo! Not there!!!!!! Nooooo! Owww! ow, ow!!!![sm=passthelube.gif]




sirsholly -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:17:58 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Thank you, Judge Chrissy

<---trots off to buy a strap-on



[sm=sex.gif]Owww!! ow! owww!! Noooo! Not there!!!!!! Nooooo! Owww! ow, ow!!!![sm=passthelube.gif]


*soup nazi voice*

No lube for you!!!




xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:18:49 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx


Ok. On what grounds?



Overruled. (I hate coffee)
Next!

coffee





LadyRainfire -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:25:20 AM)

[>:]  And here I was thinking a pair of dirty socks for each of them......

But thank you, Judge Chrissy, I knew you'd be fair! [:D]

(Now see there, yappy one? Ya gotta shut up, the judge says so!)




sirsholly -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:26:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

[>:]  And here I was thinking a pair of dirty socks for each of them......

But thank you, Judge Chrissy, I knew you'd be fair! [:D]

(Now see there, yappy one? Ya gotta shut up, the judge says so!)



[sm=tongue.gif]

(yappy one? You make me sound like a poodle)




xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:32:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

[>:]  And here I was thinking a pair of dirty socks for each of them......

But thank you, Judge Chrissy, I knew you'd be fair! [:D]

(Now see there, yappy one? Ya gotta shut up, the judge says so!)

My litigation teacher said that in a truly fair compromise, everyone walks away a little bit unhappy.




celticlord2112 -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:56:02 AM)

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My litigation teacher said that in a truly fair compromise, everyone walks away a little bit unhappy.

By that standard, wouldn't the epitome of justice be holly and potty handcuffed together?




parttimehotty -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:58:35 AM)

Celticlord.....................[sm=blasted.gif]




purepleasure -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 7:01:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: celticlord2112
By that standard, wouldn't the epitome of justice be holly and potty handcuffed together?


Or sharing a double penis gag




celticlord2112 -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 7:05:48 AM)

I'll take that as a "yes".....[sm=evil.gif]





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