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cjan -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:15:23 PM)
Must be the glasses, your honorableness. Guess I need a new prescription. I want thornhappy for my attorney, um, please., your ladyshipness..

xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:27:10 PM)
Someone didn't read the rules about this court...there are no attorneys; only witnesses. Oh, and btw...guilty as charged. I sentence you to be whipped by...hmmm... I pick... Oh heck, Idk, anyone who wants to whip C'Jan, c'mon over and do it!

cjan -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:41:44 PM)
But, but, but...what is the charge, your honorablemercifulness ?

xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:46:45 PM)
Not reading the rules your lackoglassesness. This is a flagrant violation of IC 37.2 (4) Which is much better than the 'fragrant violations' HoneyMaster has been known to commit. (if you repeat this to Him I'll deny it forevah!)

cjan -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 6:55:41 PM)
I object ! I didn' do nuffin'....

xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 7:00:36 PM)
I didn't do nuffin is your objection? REALLY?!?! [8\|][:-]

cjan -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 7:13:04 PM)
Well...I didn' do nuffin' Do I get to see the show before sentence is carried out your VindictiveSadisticness ?

xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 7:20:02 PM)
Hold on...I gotta get changed. Ok, now that I'm dressed... http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn198/xxxblushesxxx/IbelieveIhavethelastword.jpg Click here for a pic of what you have to look forward to: (except you'll still be a guy, even when I'm done with you. I promise) http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn198/xxxblushesxxx/moderator_ybx9c3hg.jpg

cjan -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 7:29:14 PM)
Feets, do yo' stuff ! [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/tantrum.gif[/image] On the other hand...those pics are kinda hot, your NastySluttishness. Got anymore ? You see, ma'am, I've had this problem with authority since I was a nipper. When I get stressed, it activates my Tourette's Syndrome...

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 7:39:29 PM)
OOH OOH!! can I be the court enforcer?? can I?[sm=domme.gif]

xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 7:55:08 PM)
Please LovelyLadyHibiscus; be my guest!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 7:56:10 PM)
Heh. [8D]

xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 7:58:37 PM)
Oh, yeah, and don't furget (yeah, furget!) that he called me NastySluttishness. I'm not real sure whether that gets him more whacks or less, but I have no doubt you'll do what's right.

thornhappy -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 8:16:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Oh, yeah, and don't furget (yeah, furget!) that he called me NastySluttishness. I'm not real sure whether that gets him more whacks or less, but I have no doubt you'll do what's right. I must, must object! My client is innocent and had no representation! This is a travesty of justice! Surely he should only have the minimum number of smacks... thornhappy

beargonewild -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 8:23:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Overruled. On the grounds that Pepsi sucks. (Boy this judge stuff is fun!!! Now I know how Judge Judy feels!) ARRRGGGHHHHH I object...I want an attorney, I am appealling this ruling even if I have to sleep with ....erm hire every attorney in the country!

xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 8:36:45 PM)
NO ATTORNEYS ALLOWED. Sheesh. Did you guys ever talk to an attorney? Or spend hours in class with one as your teacher? NO ATTORNEYS!!!!

beargonewild -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 8:40:50 PM)
Sheesh. Ok, who do I have to sleep with around here to get some justice? Though sleeping with an attorney, I'd get to see his legal briefs snicker

xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 8:48:35 PM)
lol

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 9:03:03 PM)
stares at the hot new pic

GreedyTop -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/11/2008 9:54:15 PM)
ooh.. I'm with Faery on that! Nice, Christina!

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