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Why the Hottie is still a virgin - 6/12/2008 8:21:30 AM   
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When Hottie got collared:

After Hottie had been released from her first nine doms, she found herself a lawyer, and allowed him to collar her. Their first night together she said "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled dom. "How can that be if you've been collared ten times?"

"Well, Dom #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Dom #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

"Dom #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Dom #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Dom #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

"Dom #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Dom #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Dom #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

"Dom #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Dom #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I’m collared to you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new dom, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"



< Message edited by xxblushesxx -- 6/12/2008 8:36:44 AM >


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RE: Why the Hottie is still a virgin - 6/12/2008 8:31:57 AM   
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Uh, what's this have to do w/MY virginity??

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RE: Why the Hottie is still a virgin - 6/12/2008 8:37:31 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

Uh, what's this have to do w/MY virginity??


*doh*

You guys are like the evilll twins. I got 'cha mixed up. But it's all better now.

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RE: Why the Hottie is still a virgin - 6/12/2008 8:44:56 AM   
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Rotfl!!!!  Poor thing! The mind REALLY IS the 1st thing to go!!!

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RE: Why the Hottie is still a virgin - 6/12/2008 10:14:57 AM   
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blushes - that was really very well done - it must have taken you some time.  Congratulation!!!!!!!

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RE: Why the Hottie is still a virgin - 6/12/2008 10:23:06 AM   
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Would it be possible that Hottie remains a virgin because all those Doms decided to fill another orifice (mouth) instead?

No, Hottie, I'm not saying I found the cherry.  I am merely offering up speculation.


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RE: Why the Hottie is still a virgin - 6/12/2008 12:36:55 PM   
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Sorry, Mr. Celticlord, but ALL holes are virginal!

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RE: Why the Hottie is still a virgin - 6/12/2008 1:06:51 PM   
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*snorts for Greedy since she's being good*

Ya, right, cow, we know the truth.....

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RE: Why the Hottie is still a virgin - 6/12/2008 1:12:21 PM   
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But I"M not in trouble all of the time!

**Miss....And I will not be a smartass to my Daddy**..... 

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RE: Why the Hottie is still a virgin - 6/12/2008 1:25:17 PM   
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quote:

But I"M not in trouble all of the time!

Oh, really?

(picking up violet wand....)


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RE: Why the Hottie is still a virgin - 6/12/2008 1:54:09 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: nursygirl

blushes - that was really very well done - it must have taken you some time.  Congratulation!!!!!!!


3 minutes.
Here's how you do it.
Look up virgin jokes.
Find one that suits the occasion.
Copy and paste it into your Word program.
Go to Edit, Find and Replace.
In Find, put husband
In Replace, put dom.
Change a couple names around.
Re-read for grammatical or other errors. (and make sure you have the correct person...)
Copy and paste.
Took me longer to explain it than to do it.

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RE: Why the Hottie is still a virgin - 6/12/2008 3:03:34 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

But I"M not in trouble all of the time!

**Miss....And I will not be a smartass to my Daddy**.....


*looks at Potsie and raises an eyebrow*

Who's your Daddy...?



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