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parttimehotty -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 5:35:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty [sm=waiting.gif]Good morning, [sm=bowdown.gif]Thank you for reading my request to be adopted! [sm=pole.gif]I can offer you much in the form of entertainment[sm=flash.gif][sm=ass.gif] [sm=brush.gif]I'm very hygenic [sm=crop.gif]I can take a beating [sm=coffee.gif]A cup of your favorite morning beverage awaits you as you open those beautiful eyes [sm=book.gif]I will read to you as you relax [sm=boohoo.gif]As you listen to your favorite relaxing music [sm=flowers.gif][sm=mop.gif]I will keep your home smelling sweet/fresh [sm=hardlimit.gif]The hard limits will cease to exist w/my trust & love in you [sm=hyper.gif]I will show enthusiasm w/each task [sm=laundry.gif]I will wash your clothes each & everyday getting rid of all skidmarks [sm=popcorn.gif]I eat very little and will maintain a figure to your liking [sm=sex.gif] I will make sure you are always drained & satisfied Thank you for your time & I long for the day when I can say..................................[sm=yesmaster.gif] [sm=bowdown.gif] Respectfully submitted Wha happened?

sirsholly -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 5:38:13 AM)
they smelled your breath

parttimehotty -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 5:41:55 AM)
Darn the luck! [sm=writing.gif]Note to self....keep mouth SHUT...wait, [sm=whoa.gif] can't do that.........garge 3 x's w/Listerine, possibly swallowing if needed....Hey, then I can claim to SWALLOW and they'll think that I.....................ssshhhhhh, musn't tell anyone

sirsholly -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 5:44:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty Darn the luck! *[sm=writing.gif]Note to self....keep mouth SHUT... finally.......SHE SAYS SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE!!!!!!!!!!! perhaps ol Pots in not as dumb as she looks? Naaaaaaaaa.....*

KMsAngel -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 5:45:14 AM)
purty... i'm starting to get the feeling that maybe you're not as pure as you keep telling me. you keep saying all these things that could have double meanings. what gives?

parttimehotty -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 5:49:59 AM)
Whatcha mean? I was talking about swallowing regular soda instead of DIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!![sm=chug.gif]

KMsAngel -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 5:57:15 AM)
uh huh. sure. i'm afraid angel is feeling somewhat cynical. sundowner doesn't appear to be as pure as he puts out either. (pun intended)

parttimehotty -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 5:59:31 AM)
What????? You letting the evil one's (Holl-parts, Rain, PP...I'd list Monkey, but she's not evil) put doubt into your head about MY innocence? MY purity? MY sweetness??[sm=river.gif]

odioustoad -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 6:03:30 AM)
I'll vouch for you hotty! You're as pure as the driven snow.

parttimehotty -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 6:06:25 AM)
[image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0549.gif[/image]I am, aren't I? [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0530.gif[/image] I mean, aw shucks

sirsholly -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 6:21:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: odioustoad I'll vouch for you hotty! You're as pure as the driven snow. ...after an acid rainfall....

beargonewild -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 6:41:13 AM)
Don't forget that snow is in New York!

puppen -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 7:40:08 AM)
[&o] I'mma need adopting soon.

parttimehotty -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 7:45:48 AM)
Hmmm, what part of VA are you in, puppen?

puppen -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 7:48:06 AM)
Party spot. Virginia beach. [8\|]

parttimehotty -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 7:49:27 AM)
Arrrrggghhh, too far! Was going to invite you to go out w/some of the local CM'ers :)) Maybe we'll invade VA Beach............

puppen -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 7:53:41 AM)
Come invade! Come invade! I feel like there is no one around here. [>:]

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 8:20:23 AM)
potty, puppen, party.... what does purity have to do with any of that other than it starts with a 'P' ?

puppen -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 8:24:30 AM)
BAH, I'm in no way "pure". [:'(]

beargonewild -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/26/2008 9:12:32 AM)
Guess that means I'm the only pure one here!

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