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celticlord2112 -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/12/2008 9:10:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: everhope

lmao....this thread has been great entertainment and worth a couple of extra pounds. i thought RS said food and sex...all i am seeing is mostly food! oh wait there is the quivering pastry over there--->

Scenes from American Pie just jumped into my head......




dreamofthemoon -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/12/2008 9:27:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TemptingNviceSub

Here waiting patiently at the back of the line while all the Dominants eat all the food offered, until they are full and satisfied.Here waiting patiently as all the Dominants fuck all the submissives silly and they are worn down...........NOW!.....I will calmly walk to the head of the line grab the unsuspecting Dominant of my choice who is weakened by a full stomach and a satisfied libido and drag him off to have my way with him......I have always felt patience is a definite virtue...wait and all good things cannot get away from you..[sm=pushed.gif]...Tempting
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lushy
I can give BJ lessons and baking lessons and massage therapy lessons. I'm such a twue sub and I'm practically an angel of your dreams. Now who wants a massage by a Massage Instructor?


"But i'm not sure i'm adoptable.  Well, if there's massages to be had," she whispers as she eyes the homemade chocolate eclairs...



CalifChick -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/12/2008 9:30:13 PM)

Have a hand-dipped truffle, Miss Dream.

Cali
(would rather bank on her baking skills than take a chance with her *cough* glistening personality)



dreamofthemoon -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/12/2008 9:33:46 PM)

Thank you, Cali, but what's that supposed to mean?  O.o  my "glistening personality"?



CalifChick -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/12/2008 10:04:57 PM)

I was speaking of myself Dream, not you.  I would rather bank on my baking skills than try to rely on my glistening personality to show my worthiness for adoption.

Cali



dreamofthemoon -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/12/2008 10:06:52 PM)

Oh, lol!  Sorries. [8|]



everhope -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/12/2008 11:00:58 PM)

hmmm.....i never heard of glistening being used in reference to personality. however, i have heard it as an adjective with cunt. lips and even cunt lips. never expected to learn so much here in random stupidity. 



dreamofthemoon -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/12/2008 11:06:28 PM)

Hmm, i kinda figured that that's what Cali meant, everhope. [;)]

By the way, yous got's mail.



CalifChick -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/12/2008 11:11:53 PM)

Excuse me! I know not of what you speak.  You hear of "sparkling personalities" all the time, so why can't my personality be glistening??

Cali



dreamofthemoon -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/12/2008 11:16:03 PM)

Oh... well, uhh... i... sure, they can, Cali.  Just like the difference between a sparkling white wine and a glistening crystal glass?  Or am i off on that one?  [&:]



everhope -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/12/2008 11:18:24 PM)

dear Cali...sparkling yes...glistening no....again i have only heard a cunt , lips or cunt lips as glistening...
never heard of them described as sparkling....have you?
my post was in no way to detract from your "sparkling" personality.
dream..you have mail..
 



CalifChick -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/12/2008 11:35:53 PM)

No desserts for you two.

Cali



dreamofthemoon -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 12:02:54 AM)

But, but... well, i am on a diet anywho.  Thanks, though, Cali.  [:)]

Edit:  Oooh, looky!  i have another paddle! [:D]



leakylee -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 2:25:28 AM)

*dusting off attention whore box*
 
do birthdays girls qualify for special adoption rates?

give a mean massage and come supplied with 200 freshly delivered needles.



lusciouslips19 -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 4:20:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Excuse me! I know not of what you speak.  You hear of "sparkling personalities" all the time, so why can't my personality be glistening??

Cali



I want to be known as having a quivering personality.[:)]



suzybeth -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 4:28:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Yup... Bratz need love too. Get in line with suzybeth. 
Daddy Dom line forms on the left up front.... 
(That is a good match right?  Daddy Doms/lil girl brats?  Not my area of expertise but that is what it looks like to me from what I’ve seen.)


Depends on what type of Brat I'd say, I'll just make my own line and pass food up the other 2 as I am an excellent cook, especially if you like a Southern flavor. *Passes hot buttermilk biscuits and homemade strawberry freezer jam up both lines*



celticlord2112 -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 5:37:30 AM)

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so why can't my personality be glistening??

Cum lands on the personality instead of the face and the tits?  Who knew?????



cjan -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 6:14:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
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So, are you flipping the switch, or what ?

No sir.  Wouldn't dream of it sir. 
Now fess up and admit you aren't just a wee bit disappointed (said while she waves her nun's outfit just out of reach)

You have a nuns outfit?
Go directly to the front of the line!!!

I have a HUGE latex nun fetish… and a latex cop fetish... and a latex pony (slide show) fetish


Um, We are gonna have a bit of a conflict on this one, bro. No matter how HUGE your nun fetish is, I assure you, it is only a small blip  on the radar screen of kink compared to mine. Take my word for it. Therefore, I insist on having first, um, crack at nuns, whether they inhabit a habit only on select occasions or 24/7. It's become a habit for me, you see.

If not, I'm afraid it will be chainsaws at dawn, mang. An unecessary mess, imo.

Revised to say: I think I have a solution, Kal. A compromise of sorts. How about you take the latex cops, ponies and , ok, even the latex nuns and leave the rest of the twisted sisters to me ? Deal ?



beargonewild -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 6:34:50 AM)

*looks at the growing line up and quietly starts manufacturing some hand crafted jewelry*



martyrized -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 6:55:03 AM)

I got to the front of the line? Sweet.

Also: This thread makes me want a damn eclair. D:



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