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Asherdelampyr -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 6:56:22 AM)
ya know... . there is an anmazing french bakery just a few blocks from my work.... jus sayin, maybe, if you are good, Ill bring some presents in Sept

sirsholly -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 6:57:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr ya know... . there is an anmazing french bakery just a few blocks from my work.... jus sayin, maybe, if you are good, Ill bring some presents in Sept be a bit stale by then...don'tcha think?

Asherdelampyr -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 6:58:32 AM)
not if I arrange to have it delivered to me right before I get on the plane (My family has damn near kept that bakery alive for 50 years, they like us :P)

martyrized -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 6:59:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr ya know... . there is an anmazing french bakery just a few blocks from my work.... jus sayin, maybe, if you are good, Ill bring some presents in Sept I'll have found a nice cafe in G-town for us to sit and have baked finery and coffee and/or chai by then. And I shall have my eclair then... or perhaps I'll put some pants on and go to the bakery for sweet, chocolatey, creamy goodness...

Asherdelampyr -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 7:00:56 AM)
that works too, though I dont like the idea of you putting pants on...

parttimehotty -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 7:05:49 AM)
[sm=waiting.gif]Good morning, [sm=bowdown.gif]Thank you for reading my request to be adopted! [sm=pole.gif]I can offer you much in the form of entertainment[sm=flash.gif][sm=ass.gif] [sm=brush.gif]I'm very hygenic [sm=crop.gif]I can take a beating [sm=coffee.gif]A cup of your favorite morning beverage awaits you as you open those beautiful eyes [sm=book.gif]I will read to you as you relax [sm=boohoo.gif]As you listen to your favorite relaxing music [sm=flowers.gif][sm=mop.gif]I will keep your home smelling sweet/fresh [sm=hardlimit.gif]The hard limits will cease to exist w/my trust & love in you [sm=hyper.gif]I will show enthusiasm w/each task [sm=laundry.gif]I will wash your clothes each & everyday getting rid of all skidmarks [sm=popcorn.gif]I eat very little and will maintain a figure to your liking [sm=sex.gif] I will make sure you are always drained & satisfied Thank you for your time & I long for the day when I can say..................................[sm=yesmaster.gif] [sm=bowdown.gif] Respectfully submitted

martyrized -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 7:06:53 AM)
Neither do I... I'm still all cozy in my blanket and t-shirt... it's a lot of work to get pants on and walk in the gross humidity to get an eclair... though if I convinced myself to also get sushi fillings... hm... Nope... still not worth putting pants on... especially not when Master doesn't like the idea either.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 7:09:01 AM)
pantsless is definately best... trust me, if I could be pantsless now I would be

martyrized -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 7:09:59 AM)
/agree

cjan -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 7:18:21 AM)
Impressive presentation, Hottie. You may proceed to the subbie annex of the Dom/me lounge and wait for your # (#9) to be called. Then proceed to one of the conveniently placed gloryholes and show your stuff.

parttimehotty -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 7:27:26 AM)
[sm=bowdown.gif]Oh thank YOU, Wise One!!! [sm=mop.gif] (Have to clean up my piddle mess)

sirsholly -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 7:27:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Impressive presentation, Hottie. You may proceed to the subbie annex of the Dom/me lounge and wait for your # (#9) to be called. Then proceed to one of the conveniently placed gloryholes and show your stuff. You're BUYING that BS???????????????????????????

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 7:29:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance quote: So, are you flipping the switch, or what ? No sir. Wouldn't dream of it sir. Now fess up and admit you aren't just a wee bit disappointed (said while she waves her nun's outfit just out of reach) You have a nuns outfit? Go directly to the front of the line!!! I have a HUGE latex nun fetish… and a latex cop fetish... and a latex pony (slide show) fetish Um, We are gonna have a bit of a conflict on this one, bro. No matter how HUGE your nun fetish is, I assure you, it is only a small blip on the radar screen of kink compared to mine. Take my word for it. Therefore, I insist on having first, um, crack at nuns, whether they inhabit a habit only on select occasions or 24/7. It's become a habit for me, you see. If not, I'm afraid it will be chainsaws at dawn, mang. An unecessary mess, imo. Revised to say: I think I have a solution, Kal. A compromise of sorts. How about you take the latex cops, ponies and , ok, even the latex nuns and leave the rest of the twisted sisters to me ? Deal ? I dunno… dude I got it pretty bad. I am even in the middle of making my own Nun Cartoon!!! I'm pretty big on nuns... Here is a link to the frame rate test page for that cartoon. It just happens to also have well over a 100 of my reference links to Nun Porn Trailers, Comix/Anime Links w/Nuns and Trailer links w/TGPs. Old Time Religion I’m telling you, if I showed a pic of what I thought was the hottest nun I had ever seen, you just walk away going "that man is sick, let him have the nuns." Nuns in cloth, nuns in latex, old nuns, young nuns, matronly nuns… I mean, I need help bro… I would take a real nun... I want it so bad I can taste it. That big titty latex slave of mine only made me want the real thing!!! I say we go 50/50s like evens/odds or we prove who has bigger fetish and winner takes nuns, loser gets ponies & cops.

parttimehotty -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 7:32:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Impressive presentation, Hottie. You may proceed to the subbie annex of the Dom/me lounge and wait for your # (#9) to be called. Then proceed to one of the conveniently placed gloryholes and show your stuff. You're BUYING that BS??????????????????????????? I neglected to mention that I will keep my Master safe from all intruders (see below) Intruder holl-parts..........[sm=blasted.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 7:35:29 AM)
please ignore the snarky sow above me... Dear Sirs, I would like to offer myself for adoption for this weekend. Saturday morning through Sunday evening. I am sweet, innocent, a painslut, good in bed and am a pretty darn good cook. If interested please let me know!

cjan -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 7:41:54 AM)
Hotty, when your # is called, proceed to the gloryholes and assume the position at the one that has the manly meat with your name written on it in magic marker. Your task will be to remove said name from said member by means of suction/oral friction alone. If /when you satisfactoraly complete said task, wipe your chin and have a seat awaiting further instructions. Kal, you have cmail.

parttimehotty -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 7:44:53 AM)
[sm=tired.gif] Eta Yes Sir! Ola salima.........Ola salima[sm=bowdown.gif][sm=bowdown.gif]**

parttimehotty -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 8:37:59 AM)
[sm=waves.gif]Helloooo! I'm still waiting!

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 8:56:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Kal, you have cmail. … with awe and little jealousy, I voluntarily hand Cjan the nuns. He deserves them.

everhope -> RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- (6/13/2008 9:06:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Excuse me! I know not of what you speak. You hear of "sparkling personalities" all the time, so why can't my *personality* be glistening?? Cali I want to be known as having a quivering personality.[:)] according to CJ, you would have to present as an eclair and get your cream sucked out. i am guessing you qualify, lushy.

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