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Aynne -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 10:16:09 AM)

Yay you two. Have a blast![:D]  I don't think that the day has much to do with it being a bod one for me, it is the week I think, just the way the ball bouncs sometimes, you know?
Either way, have a fun sexy vacation DV! 




pinksugarsub -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 10:18:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BumbleBee2MsP

It's Friday the Thirteenth. Does a Mistress in a black cat suit cause bad luck? like the blues tune says "i ain't supersticious, but a black cat crossed my trail." anyone else concerned about mirrors, ladders or anything else today?


Gee, i hadn't noticed. the date, LOL.  i love stuff like this.
 
The Friday the 13th Virus
 
It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty.

It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your television and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.

It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number.

It will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank.

It will drink all your beer and leave dirty socks on the coffee table when company comes over.

It will put a dead aardvark in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your car keys when you are late for work.

The Friday 13th Virus will make you fall in love with a penguin.

It will give you nightmares about circus midgets.

It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card.

It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it.

It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice!

It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

The Friday 13th Virus will give you Dutch Elm disease.

It will leave the toilet seat up.

It will leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase gradeschoolers with your new snowblower.

The Friday 13th Virus will cause your cakes to fall and your blood pressure to rise.

It will increase the ability of your radio to pick up reactionary talk stations at the expense of others.

It causes scurvy, but it gives you mega garlic breath as it does so, which makes the net results negative.

It cheats at Scrabble.

It can forge your signature.

It plays the bagpipes in your basement.

It shaves over your bathroom sink and then leaves the hair to clog your drain.

It does bad celebrity impersonations in front of your friends.

There's a ton of other funny stuff about Friday the 13th on this page.
 
http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2006/10/13/friday-the-thirteenth.html
 
pinksugarsub 




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 10:27:27 AM)

Explains why I woke up next to a penguin.




jlf1961 -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 11:08:57 AM)

FYI, the reason Friday the 13th is considered unlucky stems not from true superstition, but actually the actions of a French King who wanted to get out of paying a debt.

In 1307, King Philippe of France trumped up a number of false charges against the knights templar in general, their Grand Master Jacques De Moley.

At dawn, on the morning of Friday the 13th of October, 1307, his troops raided every Templar precept in France, arresting all of the Templars on charges of heresy, sodomy, and a number of others.

This single act was done with the aid of Pope Clement, his nephew, who he had arranged to be Pope, after the 'accidental' death of the previous Pope.

The following trials were the beginning of the inquisition, resulting in a large number of templars being executed, usually by being burned at the stake (actually, it would be more correct to say, slow roasted.)

So, in truth, Friday the 13th is only unlucky if you happen to be a Poor Knight of the Temple and have managed to piss off the king of France who is the Pope's uncle.




came4U -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 11:11:49 AM)

sorry for the hijack.

but, if anyone sees 'The Happening' tonight, please tell how it was.  Is it as scary as all the hype says it is???




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 11:16:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: came4U

sorry for the hijack.

but, if anyone sees 'The Happening' tonight, please tell how it was.  Is it as scary as all the hype says it is???


scary movies are not scary anymore...most shit is now computerized.  not old and creepy like the old days where makeup was a major thing to do.  in fact i find most horror movies hilarious now...and dont leave nightmares.  there are the occassional parts that make me jump..but thats it...not hide my face or anything...





Lucylastic -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 11:16:13 AM)

I was due on fri 13, but made my mom wait till the 23rd
My youngest son was born fri 13th and usually fri 13th seems to be a lucky day, until today, having some issues to deal with, someone hacked into my website, the bastages, every html file is corrupt, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr means lots of work to look forward to this weekend, so I empathise with you who are having a bad day,
Lucy




pinksugarsub -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 11:22:31 AM)

jif  i love weird history like this.
 
Do You have a link i can look at?
 
BTW, while most horror movies just suck, i loved '28 Days'.  It's all in the writing.
 
pinksugarsub




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 11:24:22 AM)

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while most horror movies just suck


i think they survive because they always have a helpless hot skinny assed chick who's tied up or does the killing or whatever....and there's always a sex scene!!!





Irishknight -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 11:25:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

FYI, the reason Friday the 13th is considered unlucky stems not from true superstition, but actually the actions of a French King who wanted to get out of paying a debt.

In 1307, King Philippe of France trumped up a number of false charges against the knights templar in general, their Grand Master Jacques De Moley.

At dawn, on the morning of Friday the 13th of October, 1307, his troops raided every Templar precept in France, arresting all of the Templars on charges of heresy, sodomy, and a number of others.

This single act was done with the aid of Pope Clement, his nephew, who he had arranged to be Pope, after the 'accidental' death of the previous Pope.

The following trials were the beginning of the inquisition, resulting in a large number of templars being executed, usually by being burned at the stake (actually, it would be more correct to say, slow roasted.)

So, in truth, Friday the 13th is only unlucky if you happen to be a Poor Knight of the Temple and have managed to piss off the king of France who is the Pope's uncle.


Awesomely done, sir. 

And, for the record, I prefer my Templars slow roasted.  None of that dry roasted or freeze dried for me.




azropedntied -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 11:35:51 AM)

I will take my chances, feel free to send her on over to the house ..

quote:

ORIGINAL: BumbleBee2MsP

It's Friday the Thirteenth. Does a Mistress in a black cat suit cause bad luck?




jlf1961 -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 11:42:52 AM)

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/14493a.htm

The above is probably the most factual account of the true history of the Knights Templar.

My reference was actually a book that I used as a source for a paper I wrote some years ago on the History of the Order, as well as some of the legends that seemed to be linked to them, including that of the holy grail,  guardians of the blood line of christ (this is not a new legend, it has been around since the Albigensian crusade of  1209 against the Cathars.)

A bit more on the persecution of the Templars, although the Pope ordered all Temple Knights to be arrested, only those in France were, Templar Knights in the rest of Europe simply vanished into the mainstream of society, except in Scotland, where most consparacy theorists claim they founded the Masonic Lodge.

One more point, it was known that the Knights Templar had large financial holdings, in fact they founded the first international banking system.  At the time of the arrests, none of the vast wealth was ever found, leading to the bankruptcy of a large number of Nobles.  This wealth has yet to be found, and has been estimated by historians to be worth in excess of tens of millions francs in 1307.

What is known that may have some connection to this mystery is that the large number of Templar ships anchored in Bardauex sailed on the morning of the raids.  None of those ships arrived in any port in Europe or in the Muslim empire.

One last postscript, when King Louis was beheaded during the French revolution, one person was heard to yell out, "Jacques De Moley is avenged!"




colouredin -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 11:43:39 AM)

paraskevidekatriaphobia

see a word as cool as that cant be bad therefore there must be logic in the fear




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 11:45:56 AM)

we french are always trying to get out of debt... why do u think we made french kiss? and french fries?...they were bribes.




jlf1961 -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 11:56:15 AM)

Well, sorry, I cant be bought off with a kiss or french fries, now granted a good kiss my rent my time for a while, but it definately wont pay the entire price.....

But then, I am a mercenary at heart.




servantheart -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 1:12:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/14493a.htm

The above is probably the most factual account of the true history of the Knights Templar.

My reference was actually a book that I used as a source for a paper I wrote some years ago on the History of the Order, as well as some of the legends that seemed to be linked to them, including that of the holy grail,  guardians of the blood line of christ (this is not a new legend, it has been around since the Albigensian crusade of  1209 against the Cathars.)

A bit more on the persecution of the Templars, although the Pope ordered all Temple Knights to be arrested, only those in France were, Templar Knights in the rest of Europe simply vanished into the mainstream of society, except in Scotland, where most consparacy theorists claim they founded the Masonic Lodge.

One more point, it was known that the Knights Templar had large financial holdings, in fact they founded the first international banking system.  At the time of the arrests, none of the vast wealth was ever found, leading to the bankruptcy of a large number of Nobles.  This wealth has yet to be found, and has been estimated by historians to be worth in excess of tens of millions francs in 1307.

What is known that may have some connection to this mystery is that the large number of Templar ships anchored in Bardauex sailed on the morning of the raids.  None of those ships arrived in any port in Europe or in the Muslim empire.

One last postscript, when King Louis was beheaded during the French revolution, one person was heard to yell out, "Jacques De Moley is avenged!"


Very interesting story and site.  Thank You for sharing :)




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 2:25:26 PM)

nope not worried one bit - had good luck all day ...plus i'm covering another vamp/goth show tonight. it should be a fun night.




christine1 -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 2:46:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

we french are always trying to get out of debt... why do u think we made french kiss? and french fries?...they were bribes.


i could totally live on french kisses and french fries...well, i'd need a kfc gravy shooter after the fries and a glass of red wine in between the kisses.  i'm not asking much am i?




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 2:49:12 PM)

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i could totally live on french kisses and french fries...well, i'd need a kfc gravy shooter after the fries and a glass of red wine in between the kisses. i'm not asking much am i?


id be happy to help..but your hair would get in the way.





christine1 -> RE: Friday 13th (6/13/2008 3:20:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:


i could totally live on french kisses and french fries...well, i'd need a kfc gravy shooter after the fries and a glass of red wine in between the kisses. i'm not asking much am i?


id be happy to help..but your hair would get in the way.




geesh feary, what do you think ears were invented for?  to hold hair back while kissing...




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