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How many Miles per Gal do Americans *Realy* get? - 6/13/2008 6:42:59 PM

Gwynvyd

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A recent study found that the average American walks about
900 miles in a year.
Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons
of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
gallon.

Kind of makes you proud .. God Bless America !

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RE: How many Miles per Gal do Americans *Realy* get? - 6/13/2008 7:37:48 PM

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This reminds me of a mathmatic equation that was thought up by a playboy magazine editor.
L(S*T)=D
Where L= the length of one's penis,
S= the number of strokes per minute during sex
T=time it takes to complete the act of sex
D= equivalant distance a man's penis travels per year.

This lead to an equally important equation, L*R^2*3.1415= PV, where L=length, R^2 is the radius of the penis and 3.1415 is the mathmatic constant for pi, equalling PV, or Penis Volume.

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RE: How many Miles per Gal do Americans *Realy* get? - 6/14/2008 11:51:11 AM

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lol you're both funny.

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RE: How many Miles per Gal do Americans *Realy* get? - 6/15/2008 7:42:54 AM

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quote:

This lead to an equally important equation, L*R^2*3.1415= PV, where L=length, R^2 is the radius of the penis and 3.1415 is the mathmatic constant for pi, equalling PV, or Penis Volume.

I think you don't have enought chores to keep you busy....

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RE: How many Miles per Gal do Americans *Realy* get? - 6/15/2008 7:47:52 AM

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Its not that I dont have enough chores to keep me busy, it is the simple fact that I have a 95% retention rate on what I read...

I wonder if that was the reason I had a 4.0 gpa in college......

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