RE: Q : How do you Dominate a steak you're about to grill?

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

RE: Q : How do you Dominate a steak you're about to grill?

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> RE: Q : How do you Dominate a steak you're about to grill?

Page: << < prev 1 [2]

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: Q : How do you Dominate a steak you're about to grill? - 6/19/2008 5:50:22 PM

TopinPa

Posts: 111
Joined: 6/11/2006
Status: offline

Well the joke wasn't as funny as some peoples replies

(in reply to HypnoticDan)

Profile

Post #: 21

RE: Q : How do you Dominate a steak you're about to grill? - 6/23/2008 2:34:14 PM

HypnoticDan

Posts: 463
Joined: 5/23/2007
Status: offline

i also left out the whole process of finding it on display at the market, proding it for tenderness, trying to haggle with the grocer because it's not worth that much, putting it in the trunk of the car for the ride home...

(in reply to HypnoticDan)

Profile

Post #: 22

RE: Q : How do you Dominate a steak you're about to grill? - 6/24/2008 10:32:17 AM

rosanegra

Posts: 277
Joined: 1/1/2006
Status: offline

My mother-in-law grew up on a farm and to this day my husband swears they had to pat her down for forks and knives before letting her out into the pasture....

_____________________________

"If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless."

(in reply to HypnoticDan)

Profile

Post #: 23

RE: Q : How do you Dominate a steak you're about to grill? - 6/26/2008 3:45:08 AM

writerly808

Posts: 104
Joined: 6/2/2008
Status: offline

That deserves MAJOR kudos for making me laugh so hard I cried, especially step 8. :D

_____________________________

"Sono kaeru o nameru na. Genkaku o okosaseru." - "Don't lick the frogs. They're hallucinogenic."

My desk is a cat-lounge. Anyone know why?

(in reply to HypnoticDan)

Profile

Post #: 24

RE: Q : How do you Dominate a steak you're about to grill? - 6/26/2008 10:26:06 AM

Saratov

Posts: 1716
Joined: 10/22/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: HypnoticDan

So.... your friend wants to eat bull.

Nope he get enough of that dealing with various people. Several breeds of bovine have horns on both sexes.

(in reply to HypnoticDan)

Profile

Post #: 25

RE: Q : How do you Dominate a steak you're about to grill? - 6/26/2008 1:25:50 PM

HypnoticDan

Posts: 463
Joined: 5/23/2007
Status: offline

Interesting... most people go for #6, but #8 is a good one, too. My personal favorite is the last step. "Hey, everybody! Gather round! I want you all to take a moment to just look at, smell, prod, and appreciate this meat. I went through a lot of trouble to trai- I mean, get it ready because you're all such good people. Now that I've had my say and everyone is drooling I'll step out of the way so that you can feast."

(in reply to Saratov)

Profile

Post #: 26