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Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/17/2008 10:11:15 PM   
bscootin


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Status: offline 		this post is about the funny, or bizzare things that you hear, or things that are being said to you - that you would really say "TOO MUCH INFO" or... "I could have lived without hearing that"

i'm wanting to see where this leads.... maybe it will be fun, maybe it will be educational and fun, or maybe it will just be educational as an "for your information" kind of thing.


it can be odd, bizzarre, discusting, funny, or what ever... but i feel it's something that some people just don't know about.

it can be about what ever - as long as cusswords are allowed here - anything goes i guess... just try to remember that someone else might read this and catch what they read another way...


this is just to compile a list of things that people DON'T REALLY need to hear, could be rules, laws, or someone telling another person something. either you've heard it before, or it completely made you forget about having a wonderful dinner. could have made you laugh, or made you wish you had a baseball bat with a few spikes on the non-gripping end.

just what ever...

do not take to heart anything you read - if it offends you then you can move on to the next topic, no one twisted your arm to read this line of threads. and if it doesn't offend you - maybe you were able to get a good laugh, or maybe have a new understanding to others around you.


let the listing.....




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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/18/2008 5:27:56 AM   
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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/18/2008 5:30:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		Around the workplace, its a pretty common thing to hear one coworker warn another which back room to avoid becasue it has been designated the Fart Room that day. This is usually after the management has catered Mexican or BarBeQue.

ANY conversation starting with "I have this rash..."

Youd be surprised the amount of TMI that goes on in drug stores.
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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/18/2008 7:48:56 AM   
chamberqueen


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In the vanilla world, my aunt is a TMI poster child.  It is so embarrassing to go out in public with her and listen to her dump her life on perfect strangers. 

I remember going out to lunch with a mother and daughter one time.  I am incredibly empathetic, and was doing a slow death with the daughter as her mother was telling the waitress that the daughter had breast cancer and had to have a radical mastectomy.  It turns out that the waitress had gone through the exact same thing, and she was incredibly helpful.  This turned out to be a case where TMI was really just enough.  I was so happy to see my friend get support and help from a perfect stranger, though I had shared her impulse to simply strangle her mother when it started.


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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/18/2008 9:08:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		When I first started transitioning (I'm TG for those not in the know) I was living in Warsaw and couldn't find silicone breast forms. So I found the next best thing, latex balloons filled with .... water. Kind of sort, squishy, similar shape. Only a couple of times, unfortunately both times in my apartment, after about a month these makeshift boobs would suddenly 'explode'. So what I did I decided to try rubber balloons. Same result, or so it seemed.

About a week later I'm travelling to see a psychologist at a Warsaw hospital. I spend two hours getting ready, I think it's the only time I wore a blouse and a skirt suit, I travel right across Warsaw on the bus, get off at the hospital, walk across the car park, through the entrance and am directed to the department on the sixth floor. It's a nice warm day at the end of summer. I go to the lift, and wait with a small crowd of medical personnel, nurses, receptionists, clerks. We all enter the lift, we press the buttons and wait in this crowded lift while it goes up through the building. I press '6' for the sixth floor.

However as the lift doors close on the second floor and the lift starts its journey, my 'boobs' explode, one after the other, spalshing those around me in this crowded lift with water. Worse still, the lift has stopped on the third floor. Three floors of hell. I wanted to die, to disappear, suddenly vanish.

Fortunately the psychologist had an idea - resourceful people Poles - and gave me a couple of condoms as a makeshift solution.

This is good advice to the transgendered - never, ever use water-filled balloons of any description as false boobies.

God knows what the medical staff were thinking...Thank God I'm getting my own. I don't think I could go through that ever again.

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/18/2008 12:19:13 PM   
bscootin


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Status: offline 		stella, i'm not TG, but - i can tell you of an embarrassing moment i experienced. i think you might laugh at this, and if you do, then go ahead, it was ages and ages ago, and i sometimes laugh at it.

in 5th grade, the school i went to, there were 5 classrooms on each end/side of the hall, then there was the girls/boys restrooms, then another 5 classrooms... just coming in from the front doors, after you pass by 10 classrooms (5 on each side) on your left would be the girls' restroom, and on your right would be the boys restroom... and they were the kind where you go behind the giant wall do to your business, then you come to the joining hallway to wash your hands...

once in class i asked the teacher if i could use the restroom, and she finally said yes, and that classroom was right beside the boy's restroom. so i just went out the door and without thinking, turned right around the corner of the doorway and the wall and went into the restroom, there was only 2 stalls, and i thought something was weird, but it didn't accur to me to mind that the three urinals was the three red flags to tell me i was in the wrong restroom. i finished my "jobs" and i got out to the joining hallway and washed my hands. only, there was a girl on the other side of the hallway, washing her hands too.

the girl opened her mouth covering the top of her head with her hand, and with the other hand, pointing at me... i get through washing my hands and i look over at her and ask her "what?" and then she whispered really loudly "YOUR IN THE BOY'S RESTROOM!!!" i quickly ran accross the hallway finished washing my hands and we both agreed we'd never tell another student.

some honesty... heh... because by the end of the day i became the laughing stock of the school. for 3 months everyone thought i was really a boy - even the coaches would send me to the principle's office for going into the girls dressing room at gym class.

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/18/2008 2:32:34 PM   
Irishknight


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Status: offline 		lets see.....  The realm of TMI???

any statement telling me how good your wife/gf is at thing sexual is definatelt TMI.  I don't need more temptation.

Telling me about any operation and what was removed ... not necessary.

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/18/2008 2:48:19 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		I get this one a Lot because of where I work.

I Manage an office for a Storage Facility/ U-Haul dealer so I tend to get Young and Wild or Old and Senile.

The young and wild crew like to take about why they have been thrown out and need a Storage Facility.

Last week I got this Story, A guy came in and needed the smallest Storage we had so that he could store Magazines. I rented him a 5X5 and thought that was it. He came back in and said he needed another and I was just Aghast so I asked if it was just Magazines how be could excede a 5X5. He got a little Blush and then said come here I'll show you.

I went to see BOXES na d BOXES legal style stcked to the Absolute TOP of the unit. Then he handed me a Box ..... Pretty Heavy, I set it down and took off the lid. It was Full of Playboy's Hustlers and Chic's, I just looked up and he said "You're not LDS are you?" I said no. Turns out he Purchased Other people Porno collections and then sold them on e-bay for a profit but recently he had purchased three large collections which had seriously HARDCORE and possible Illegal material and his girlfriend said it had to go.

Then just for effect he said "You know she catchs you whaching it ******* Porn and now you're the bad guy"

WHY WOULD HE TELL ME THAT !!!!!!!!!!!

Another one was an old lady who's husband died and she tells me this every time she comes in. Apparently it was 3 years ago. The last time she was in apparently she had been thinking of him fondly because after telling me that he had passed away and left her he said she doubted she would ever .... and I quote.... "put his seed in her mouoth again."

Again WHY WOULD I NEED TO KNOW THIS??

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/18/2008 6:17:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		My father has done a lot of TMI to me throughout my adult life. I know things i would just as soon not know - which girlfriend liked to be spanked, that he and my step mom have never had anal, and a long, winding, and, to give him credit, funny story about a girlfriend who broke up with him after they had sex for the first time (which i could have seen coming a mile away, but, aparently, not him.)
I used to attribute it to his drinking, till he got sober, then i attributed it to his still having a lot of growing to do. I mean, every woman he dated, he would tell me when they got around to having sex. I SO don't need to know that.
Finally, when he had been sober for a couple of years, i finally said something to him. I am out to my family, although i do not tell them about my sex life. So, i just looked at my dad and said, 'Can we make a deal? If you don't tell me about your sex life, I won't tell you about mine.' to which my Dad said - 'oh, oh yea, i really do not want to know about your sex life.' and i'm thinking, then you know how i feel.
So he quit telling me when he went to bed with each new girl he was dating. Instead, he would just tell me, EVERY FRIGGING TIME HE MENTIONED THEIR NAME, 'we haven't had sex yet....', and then, with each of them, that comment would abruptly stop one day - no real improvement, if you know what i mean.
I finally pointed this out to my father. the first girl he dated in which he never told me one way or another if they were having sex, he eventually married, and is now my stepmom.
Unfortunatly, she decided to share with me the first time they had sex....
So, my father has never had sex with a woman in my entire adult life without me knowing about it. WAY TMI!!!!!

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/18/2008 9:32:38 PM   
bscootin


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Status: offline 		tsatske - LOL HAHAHAHA

my mother used to TMI me about her "encounters" with her boyfriends --- I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL! but that was just her way of giving me the "the talk of birds and bees" that most teens find out from school when parents are shocked bad enough that they have to talk about it to their kids, but don't end up doing.

it's kind of funny though, i'm 28 years old, and i learned what a virgin was when i was in the 10th grade. LOL i had to learn from the students who would make fun of me because i never had a boyfriend. but yet - i knew what guys liked when they wanted help to getting their kicks off. yeah, i was raised up way different than other kids.

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/18/2008 9:50:37 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		My Dad once shared with me (thanks, Dad) that when we lived in NM (I was a toddler then) he used to like to watch my mom hang the laundry to dry, wearing nothing but her panties..


GAH!!!!

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/18/2008 11:51:16 PM   
bscootin


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Status: offline 		well, heehee, be glad your dad didn't do what mine did when he finally came into my life - he wouldn't shut up about how he gave other women orgasms.

the other details i'll only tell those that have asked and i learned i can trust them.

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/19/2008 6:13:26 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

My Dad once shared with me (thanks, Dad) that when we lived in NM (I was a toddler then) he used to like to watch my mom hang the laundry to dry, wearing nothing but her panties..


That reminded me of my father.:) Before telling this particular story i do need to clarify that we have had a bit liberal upbringing with things related to sexuality. It took a long time for me to realize that not all people have seen their parents have sex when they were little, and we did see a lot of it. Which i feel to be one of the more positive things from my childhood.

But, once when i was a teenager my dad did kinda step over my comfort-level by telling me that he still remembers the time when my mom became pregnant with me. And, he went through the whole story, positions and emotions and all that. i remember at the time i was pretty much eww about it. But nowadays i am happy to know that i am a product of passionate sex.:)

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/19/2008 7:32:12 AM   
Irishknight


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Status: offline 		We 're pretty liberal with regard to sex around here too.  My UM asks a question, he gets an answer.  He goes "EWWWWWWWWWWW."  He doesn'task another question for a while.
I still tell make the UM stay in another part of the house while we have sex but he knows why.

I guess that leads into a different TMI happening.  We used to rent a room to the pickle jar guy. He would come home from work and start to go upstairs only to have the UM stop him.
"You don't wanna go up there.  They're doin IT again."

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/19/2008 7:38:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		i'm so glad for whatever reason i  dont inspire confidences like that from family .never mind strangers.

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/19/2008 8:08:42 AM   
tsatske


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Status: offline 		yea, faves, i'd love to know the reason that you don't, too. I mean, i have talked to my baby sister about this (bio sis), and she confirms that Dad does not find it necessary to share his sex life with her. She thinks it is just cause she is the 'youngest baby daughter'. I guess it could be because of my alternate lifestyle stuff. Dad once dated a woman, he told me about their first date, about the woman telling him that she 'had been a lesbian', had had a live in girl friend for seven or eight years, and then she 'went strait'. I just looked at him and said, 'did you tell her about me?' He said, 'yes, i told her how proud i am of both my girls, and, yes, i mentioned that you are bi.' I said, 'Did she slap her forehead like a V-8 commercial and say, 'Bi! Why didn't I think of that!'

I don't know why he doesn't share with my sis as he does me either, but i wish i knew, so i could do whatever it is that she is doing, too. fer shizzle.

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/19/2008 9:04:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ummmm because you have that kind of face Steel?..the one that says I like porn..insert thingy here...as much as you do or...

I usually don't hit the TMI crowd..as I truly am interested in the kinks, warps and woof of their lives..I would have probably asked the old lady if that was her last act for him before he died. I get the ones who will run over everyone's story to tell them about their story about the subject and the ones who don't even realize you are speaking before they start to tell their story. One "friend" will monopolize a conversation with all of her conquests, complaints, her family achievements, her charactes ( we used to play "games" together and she plays other games, like WoW and CoH) etc. to the point no one else can get a word in edgewise. It's exhausting, frutrating and occasionally pushes me to the point of wanting to insert a ball gag and then duct tape her mouth shut for 30 minutes so others can speak.

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/19/2008 11:58:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		TMI was when hearing my dad and his then current gf having sex in the bedroom. She was very enthusiastic.

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/19/2008 1:56:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		ahh... good - i was almost worried this topic of TMI would have gone down the tubes, now i see that people are sharing experiences and getting to know each other a little more.

hopefully no one got offended?

soon i'll be having a visitor coming over to pick up something, and i don't feel like moving. from my neck to my tailbone feels like needles sensation, or when i really move, like to transfer from seat to seat, feels like knife pains along with throbbing... almost feels like i need to turn around and ask "can you PLEASE get that knife outa my back? thanks"... LOL

laters,

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RE: Things other people THINK you need to know... - 6/22/2008 10:08:04 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
Another one was an old lady who's husband died......The last time she was in apparently she had been thinking of him fondly because after telling me that he had passed away and left her he said she doubted she would ever .... and I quote.... "put his seed in her mouoth again."

Again WHY WOULD I NEED TO KNOW THIS??

Steel


OMG...I am so glad I wasn't eating or drinking. It would have spewed all over my laptop screen! That was too funny!!!!


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