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replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal... - 7/25/2004 6:04:11 AM   
iwillserveu


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Status: offline 		I work out a lot but for a strange ideal body type. I want to have the legs of Schwarzenegger but the upper body of Don Knotts. I told this to some guys at work and the younger ones did not know who Don Knotts was. Even promting with "Barney Fife" was no help. (I also tried whistling the song ang talking of putting my bullet in my pocket, but you can imagine how successful that was to someone who didn't know who Barney Fife was.) Mr. Furley got one to know that it was an old skinny dude.

Anyway, can anyone think of a new archetype for a 98 pound weakling? I tried "Urkel" but that actor apparently started lifting weights after series ended. Same for "Screech". (Aside: anyone see him mess up "Horseshack" or celebrity boxing?)

I got several lead singers of bands I never heard of, but I don't want to say I aspire to be a heroin addict.

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RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as i... - 7/25/2004 10:30:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		How about Calista Flockhart?

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RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as i... - 7/25/2004 10:34:29 AM   
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Kevin Costner comes to my mind. He's always looked wormy to me.

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RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as i... - 7/27/2004 8:14:21 PM   
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RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as i... - 7/29/2004 6:49:32 AM   
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(I apologize for the poor quality of the picture, and for the content if it is perceived offensive.)


heh, I thought that was pretty good:)

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RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as i... - 7/29/2004 7:09:13 PM   
iwillserveu


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Status: offline 		Good idea, but without breasts would be nice. (I'm not a pre-op TS!)

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RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as i... - 7/29/2004 7:11:27 PM   
iwillserveu


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Status: offline 		My head is rounder than Wallace's, but from the neck down it is pretty correct for what is my ideal and what I look like. (Although the CB is only quasi-accurate. )

Would you say, head and CB excepted, it is fairly accurate, M'Lady? (I ask because we often have a distorted image of our own body.)

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RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as i... - 7/29/2004 7:23:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		No offense intended to Ms. Flockhart, of course, but she doesn't have breasts, does she? I think something between she and Kevin Costner fits.

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RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as i... - 7/29/2004 11:24:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think Don Knotts has bigger breasts than Calista Flockhart.

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RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as i... - 7/30/2004 12:14:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		I saw a pic on MSN recently showing that Ms Flockhart had gained weight and looked "better".

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RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as i... - 7/30/2004 9:54:27 AM   
iwillserveu


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Status: offline 		Whether I have bigger breasts than Ms. Flockhart is in the end irrelevant. Same thing with me having more hair than her. If I don't want to aspire to a heroin addict a heroine might be problematic too. (iwill the pre-op.)

Kevin Costner is a good example, though. It also helps that women don't go "ewww" when thinking of him shirtless.

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RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as i... - 7/31/2004 3:52:21 AM   
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Kevin Costner is a good example, though. It also helps that women don't go "ewww" when thinking of him shirtless.


I do.

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RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as i... - 7/31/2004 4:03:14 AM   
iwillserveu


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Don Knotts shirtless on your left. Kevin Costner shirtless on your right. You HAVE to pick one. Do you go left or right?

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RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as i... - 7/31/2004 6:57:34 AM   
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ORIGINAL: iwillserveu

Good idea, but without breasts would be nice. (I'm not a pre-op TS!)


Breasts? I don't remember any breasts? You mean the protruding ribcage?

<sigh> My bad. Never was good at caricature. O Calamity.

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