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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 12:38:00 PM

BBWnNC72

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i got this one once
"you dropped something" then while i am looking around, he said "my heart"

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 12:39:20 PM

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Is your last name Campbells???

because you are mmm mmm good.

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 1:28:15 PM

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ooh... <makes note for future references>
nice ones so far......

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 4:44:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

"Your tag is showing, it says 100% angel!"

i haven't had that one used. do you think it's because i don't go to bars? do i need to go to bars more often?

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 4:48:41 PM

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When I was in college at the age of 20, I was sitting in the Student Union. A guy came up to me and said, " I think you are the most beautiful woman in the world and I want to give you this". He dropped a single red rose down and walked away.

The odd thing is my former sir telling me about an army buddy he knew would go around doing this very thing. but I was in Dekalb illinois and that friend was elsewhere. Weird.

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 4:51:24 PM

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'scuse me miss....

but.... could you help out a fellow horny woman who's down on her luck....

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 5:45:25 PM

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 5:57:06 PM

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" I have a magnet in my ass for badboys, and I'm strangely drawn to you".

It worked.

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 6:05:19 PM

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The strangest one I have ever gotten was Nice ass!! Can I wear it as a hat?? It didn't work the guy that said it to me almost got punched in the mouth :)

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 6:28:53 PM

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ORIGINAL: angelicbitch

The strangest one I have ever gotten was Nice ass!! Can I wear it as a hat?? It didn't work the guy that said it to me almost got punched in the mouth :)

Hey, at least he was really honest about turning into an asshat...

I keep hearing that honesty counts, right?

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/20/2008 2:21:22 AM

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Is your name Euro, cause you look expensive?

I swear, that was in an e-mail a few seconds ago.

(just broke off with sir and they are already dancing on the grave )

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/20/2008 4:53:21 AM

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Believe it or not, my teacher got this one.

"Damn girl! Are those two midgits in your pants? That ass is fine!"

I know, I know. WORST LINE EVER. I cracked up when she told me. *SNERK*

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