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lusciouslips19 -> Lame ass bar lines (6/18/2008 11:18:31 PM)
Ok, so most here know i am going through the dark night of the soul right now due to a break up. I also changed my profile back and also added a line about my sir breaking of with me. Needless to say, all the men are there to "help me". It passes the time. Anyhoo, I just got someone who said "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" What lame ass pick up lines have you head or used?

GreedyTop -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/18/2008 11:39:09 PM)
the worst was "you remind me of my ex-girlfriend.. wanna go out?"

softness -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/18/2008 11:45:03 PM)
Sir has a great one "Cute shoes ..... wannna fuck?" and it works ... often

cravesdom -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/18/2008 11:45:23 PM)
I hate the "Haven't we met before?" Then you have to go through the game of where you might know this person from even though you know you don't know them.

DarkVictory -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/18/2008 11:48:49 PM)
Hey, Gloria? Isn't it Gloria? Didn't we fuck in that hot tub at Harbin? You know, when we were both on acid and your girlfriend passed you the MDMA? No? Hey, want to grab a hot tub?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/18/2008 11:48:57 PM)
"Your tag is showing, it says 100% angel!"

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/18/2008 11:50:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop the worst was "you remind me of my ex-girlfriend.. wanna go out?" At least it's not,"you remind me of my ex wife!"

shivermetimbers -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/18/2008 11:52:51 PM)
Well this actually worked ONE time, a friend of mine met his wife with this one (I'd never have the balls to use it) "Hello, you know what, I think I'm going to call you dessert. Because you are going to be the last thing I eat tonight."

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 10:19:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softness Sir has a great one "Cute shoes ..... wannna fuck?" and it works ... often See, this is EXACTLY the kind of line that works great on me! Depends on who SAYS it of course.....

purepleasure -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 10:33:54 AM)
I know someone this actually worked on... Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.

Stusmobile -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 10:35:42 AM)
My face is leaving in 5 minutes, I'd like you to be on it ......

spinninsweetness -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 10:58:25 AM)
Nice bra. It would look nicer on my bedroom floor. Blah.

SinLee -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 11:01:58 AM)
you must be tired... you've been running through my mind since i got here... do you have any <insert nationality here> in you? want some? nice boots wanna fuck has definately worked on me before... and for me before... is that a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants... wanna come over for pizza and sex? ... what, you don't like pizza??? there's some others i've heard i'm sure... as for the ex wife one, i usually hear "you look like my next ex wife" /rolls her eyes.. men

LadyRainfire -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 11:12:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkVictory Hey, Gloria? Isn't it Gloria? Didn't we fuck in that hot tub at Harbin? You know, when we were both on acid and your girlfriend passed you the MDMA? No? Hey, want to grab a hot tub? Harbin?? Hmmm, have we met before? [&:]

softness -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 11:14:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire quote: ORIGINAL: DarkVictory Hey, Gloria? Isn't it Gloria? Didn't we fuck in that hot tub at Harbin? You know, when we were both on acid and your girlfriend passed you the MDMA? No? Hey, want to grab a hot tub? Harbin?? Hmmm, have we met before? [&:] oh gawd ... please don't encourage Him

LadyRainfire -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 11:16:03 AM)
Not trying to.... Just lived there for many years..... [&:] Now I'm wondering......

purepleasure -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 12:06:42 PM)
rain.... nice boots!

christine1 -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 12:22:39 PM)
"you'd look good on me"

LadyRainfire -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 12:31:22 PM)
[sm=dunno.gif] I always liked the one from the Norwegian (or was he Swedish?) I met one night shortly after I got back from living overseas..... "Ohhhh, you're not an uptight American then..... Wanna fuck?" (it worked...)

beargonewild -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 12:36:03 PM)
This is a lame one I've hear in a few bars I had frequented: "Let's get drunk so I can take advantage of you"

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