MrRodgers
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It is truly scary that you don't worry about it. Is that not one of the fundamental principles that this country was created on?
Why would I worry about whether or not the FBI knows what I want on my pizza??? If they spent ALL day yesterday monitoring my cell phone - they would have learned that I wanted the woman who cleans for me to pick up groceries at sams club which have already been bought and paid for through "click n pull", that Im not interested in replacement windows, that my friend Jen has yet more boyfriend drama, that Im not interested in making money with Quixtar, that my moms cable TV went out, that the bank deposit I made had cleared, that my client Kyle is a complete fucktard, that Dale is working Saturday but Jerry is working Sunday, that BrittneyLee is dumb as a sack of rocks, that Im not interested in coming to a free Mormon bible study, that my dental cleaning is rescheduled, that Jen's boyfriend drama is OK now and they are back in love, that Im not interested in listing my house, that Im not interested in a job, that I do indeed want daily delivery of the Houston Chronicle, that my moms cable is back on, that kyle is a bigger fucktard than I thought, and that I want a pizza with anchovies and canadian bacon. If they want to hire an agent to keep track of all that - I pity the poor fucker.
Im not a criminal or a terrorist, there is nothing on my cell phone I dont want the govt to know about. On the rare occasions when I do break a minor law, like if I order a hooker from Craigslist, I use a prepaid cell that was bought and recharged with cash, that has no ties to me, and that hasnt ever even been turned on within two miles of a cell site near my house.
The framers of the constitution really didnt even imagine telecom. Its not "protected" I say natl security trumps privacy. Id rather they know the above, than that they dont know what Abdul and Mohammed are up to...
Well, DA they know all about your desire for anchovies and bacon but why those two and why Canadian ? Isn't American bacon good enough for you ? Most people don't get anchovies...so where did you get that...out of a spy novel ? Canadian bacon could be a cover. As for your mother's cable...just why did it go out only to come right back on later in the day ? Sounds pretty suspicious to us so we will need to know her cable provider and if she is paid up. So we are now tapping your mother and oh you protest about Kyle a bit much so we will tap him too needing to know if he really IS such a fucktard and will go ahead and throw in Jen. She sounds weak and could be useful down the road...so we'll have to hear everything she has to say about this supposed drama.
Oh and being a licensed pilot, we will need to know your flight plans (to be filed) for every week and (since we are incompetent govt. little Hitlers and all around fools) every month...and in advance with all departures and arrivals, destinations and the purpose of the flight, who else is on board and what all the freight or luggage will contain. Can't take any risks...ANY risks at all.
Oh and about that bank deposit...just where did you get it and who is the payee, due to the above suspicions we will need to have this info plus what the payment was for and the agreement under which it was tranferred and what bank it was drawn on.
You see DA, you don't get to decide whether or not you are a criminal or a terrorist...we will decide that now and to help us make that decision, if necessary we will take a long trip down south.
When they come DA ask if you can take your laptop so when you get to Gitmo we can all stay in touch hey ?
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