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ORIGINAL: NumberSix

Ladies and gentlemen; it gives me great pleasure to introduce the next Mrs. Melby; Lynnxz..........


Ron

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ORIGINAL: Lumus

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ORIGINAL: pinksugarsub

Well, now, that's a very attractive offer Lumus, LMAO.
 
But i have some questions for You before i decide to accept it.
 
Do You own a purple 'pimped out' 1969 Caddillac?
 
Do You own a fur fedora?
 
Do You have any experience at knee-capping johns who don't pay?
 
Own any brass knuckles?
 
Can You buy me the 'ho clothes i'll need?
 
Are You a better pimp than this guy:
 
http://www.jokesunlimited.com/video.php?videoid=79
 
ROFLMAO.
 
pinksugarsub

Bebeh, I git yoo wut yoo need, but yoo dun need much!  Dayum, I gotta smack dat ass, yo!  Yo ass must be jelly, cuz jam dun shake like dat!

*adjusts his leopard fedora and grins, flashing his gold tooth*

Bebeh, you wanna climb on mah ride, lemme take you in da back room!  We can cruise in da Caddy latah.

*takes off the brass knuckledusters to crack his own knuckles*

I make sure you git treated right, yo.  Anyone gunna slap you around, dat's meh!

I hook you up wit all da high heels you could want, bebeh...sumthin low-cut to show off dose pretteh tittehs and high-ridin fo dose thighs!  Mmm!  I could eat off dose thighs!

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Fashionista, how do you look?

New York, London, Paris, Milan
Tokyo, I think it's in Japan
Asia, Malaysia, Las Vegas to play
LA, if you pay my way

Fashionista, how do you look?
Fashionista, how do you look?
Fashionista, how do you look?
Fashionista, how do you look?

(Who you wearing?)
Sean John, Calvin Klein
Donna Karan's fashion line
Valentino, YSL
Ferragamo and Chanel
Holsten, Gucci, Figla, Rucci
Don't forget my Pucci
Fendi and Armani
God, I miss Gianni
Kenneth Cole, Michael Korrs
Mr. Ford I can't afford
D&G and BCBG
Looking good is never easy
Alexander Perkovich
Naomi Campbell such a bitch
I wanna be Delgada
To fit into my Prada
Oscar de la Renta
Louis Vuitton
Imitation of Christ, beauty has a price

Fashionista, how do you look?
Fashionista, how do you look?
Fashionista, how do you look?

What are you wearing?

Sung by Jimmy James

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ORIGINAL: pinksugarsub

Well, okay...i am persuaded.
 
Now, down to the dirty little details of O/our deal:
 
i want to be referred to as a 'call girl' rather than a 'ho'.
 
i want to work only in four star hotel bars.
 
i only want to work 3 evenings a week.
 
i want a large collection of designer clothes, shoes and handbags...i'll give You details on the stockings and other lingerie later.
 
i want to be paid 60% for every trick.
 
i want You to pimp me out at at least $500 for 30 minutes.
 
Please let me know when You are available to take me shopping!
 
http://images.absolutenow.com//poster/Hedy_Lamarr/039_67409.jpg
 
Thank You for this opportunity, Lumus. 
 
My finances are stretched too thin. 
 
What an entreprenuer You are!
 
*hugs*
 
pinksugarsub

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ORIGINAL: Lumus

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ORIGINAL: pinksugarsub

Well, okay...i am persuaded.
 
Now, down to the dirty little details of O/our deal:
 
i want to be referred to as a 'call girl' rather than a 'ho'.
 
i want to work only in four star hotel bars.
 
i only want to work 3 evenings a week.
 
i want a large collection of designer clothes, shoes and handbags...i'll give You details on the stockings and other lingerie later.
 
i want to be paid 60% for every trick.
 
i want You to pimp me out at at least $500 for 30 minutes.
 
Please let me know when You are available to take me shopping!
 
http://images.absolutenow.com//poster/Hedy_Lamarr/039_67409.jpg
 
Thank You for this opportunity, Lumus. 
 
My finances are stretched too thin. 
 
What an entreprenuer You are!
 
*hugs*
 
pinksugarsub

Bebeh-bebeh, you show Daddy you know how-ta gobble the cockle an I'll call you Princess if it opens dose legs!  Dun you worry about da finances, I take care-ah mah investmunts da way dey deserve it.  I put into you an you put out, and bebeh, dat is da way of da game.

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ORIGINAL: pinksugarsub

Lumus, sweetie, i have proudly held my 'bj crown' for almost -- ahem -- some years now.
 
i cede my position as 'best bj-giver east of the Mississippi' to no W/woman ( or M/an).
 
i am a lil confused though....i thought the offer was to pimp me out to johns?
 
What's up with the f**king You part?  i don't remember that from O/our prior negotiations.
 
You definately are a Hottie though; maybe this is part of my benefits package?
 
pinksugarsub.