NumberSix -> RE: Why are you FOR your candidate? (6/22/2008 1:20:57 PM)
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My candidate will never enter the White House. But, my candidate will not send dubious legislation to the hill, so that they may pass some 20 thousand plus bills and proclamations a year, not designed to give someone freedoms, but to take it away from some segement of the population. My candidate is aware that our country does not have a patent on the way things ought to be. Either foreign or domestic. So, he will confer with friend and foe alike, and try to sit down and reason together so that we all may fulfill our destinies upon this globe. What will my candidate do for you, you may well ask? Not a goddamn thing, because you need some of that, you self-absorbed society. My candidate will sit in the oval office, promise you the world, deliver you nothing, and get a constant stream of blowjobs from anonymous women. This will give the American People time to reflect, and come to some centrist, prosperous, and secure place in the world. In short, my candidate is me. 6
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