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TheGaggingWh0re -> When things get too serious... (6/21/2008 6:14:07 PM)

Get skullfucked until cum spills out of your nose!

Actually, that is really what happened to me. Twice. And I have a feeling that this is not going to stop if my owner has anything to do with it.

For that I am actually thankful. We are serious in our dynamics, but I don't believe there can be 100% hardcore D/s I'm-gonna-learn-you-whore between us at all times. There are light moments I truly treasure, but my favorites are the humorous ones.

So, any of you have any recent humorous stories of unexpected D/s related hilarity?
I may have to add more stories...




silkncarol -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/21/2008 6:54:17 PM)

One of my favorite humorous D/s memories occured during play time with my last Master.......He was using His numerous canes on me when He went into an Emeril Lagasse impersonation.....beginning with the rhetorical question "Lets kick it up a notch!?" and quite a few "BAM, BAM,BAM's" had me laughing hysterically...which is hard to do when you're howling at the same time!




abcbsex -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/21/2008 7:14:31 PM)

I think they call the nose-squirt of cum the "angry dragon", it's happened to me quite a few times... burns afterwards but always gives us a smile.

Last night we had a bowl of grapes we were feeding to each other all sexy-like, then all of a sudden in his dom-ly voice, Alpha said, "open your mouth, don't let any of these grapes fall out" so he started putting grapes in my mouth, looking at me sternly when I'd start to giggle. When I indicated that there were too many in there, he yelled, "CHEW!" and I went about the task of chewing ten or so large grapes. He found it hilarious, though I just squirted grape juice everywhere (even his face at one point). I think the contrast from the sexy act to the completely random and hilarious one made it extra funny.




SweetNika -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/21/2008 7:19:07 PM)

There was a point where Phoenix and I had watched porn where the woman gagged and threw up while sucking cock. It looked fun. So one night we decided to try it. I ended up covered in vomit - let me tell you it wasn't sexy! Now we laugh about it but at the moment we were both extremely grossed out. -laughs-
 
Blessed be,
Nika




WhisperSupremacy -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/21/2008 7:36:25 PM)

Slipping and falling in the shower, fall on your ass only to be looked at, laughed, and told "not so dominant and powerful now haha".  We had to stop, I couldn't help but laugh at the situation,....




Gentlesway -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/21/2008 8:48:49 PM)

Many times of laughter, it always "adds to."

Once I said, standing before her as she put lotion on her hands, "Be sure to lotion "my tits."  At which point she began lotioning my own tits.

Later, she was lying there enjoying her spanking and flogging; suddenly looked back over her shoulder and said, "If you're the Dom, why do you do all the work?"





Gentlesway -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/21/2008 8:51:54 PM)

Now I know she's going to laugh again.
She's going to see my post and discover that I'm still "Vanilla!"
I'm sure I'll hear about it.





Lynnxz -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/21/2008 8:53:32 PM)

Hrm... well we had to chase the dog around the house for 10 minutes last night trying to retrieve a dildo... BAD, BAD DOG!

Talk about a cockblock... I don't think I'll ever be able to play with that one again.




azropedntied -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/21/2008 10:25:44 PM)

a while back , tied to the bed , blindfolded , and gagged , the Domme left for a moment to pee " not that i knew it at the time " her dog came in and started licking my  feet .Lynn i can relate !I was getting into it when i hear NO NO BAD DOG  go lay down , muttered hummmfpphh whfftat . she whisperd  ooh never mind dear .. Then told me all about it later .




Missokyst -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/21/2008 11:01:07 PM)

We used to have a Pizo Electric Starter from an outdoor BBQ.  It isn't exceptionally painful, but it does let out an inch long spark when it is pressed.  I know what it feels like and because I am very prone to electric play, I was always slightly nervous around it.  But, it is kind of a silly toy he used just to get me running. 
I had to call that thing "MR SPARKY".  LOL it always made me laugh when he made me call it that name.  Laughing and running away.. or standing still and made to watch as it came closer while I nervously giggled in anticipation.
I need to buy another of those things soon.
Kyst




SweetNika -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/22/2008 8:49:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Hrm... well we had to chase the dog around the house for 10 minutes last night trying to retrieve a dildo... BAD, BAD DOG!

Talk about a cockblock... I don't think I'll ever be able to play with that one again.



Lynnxz,
That is to funny!




TheGaggingWh0re -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/22/2008 11:48:08 AM)

LMFAO. Oh man..the stories.

When Master and I went to the basement, he pointed out a table that I was, after taking everything off of it, strapped down to. I knew that the table wasn't completely stable, but I didn't expect what was to happen! I'm kind of a novice when it comes to heavy pain, so I squirm and thrash a lot. Needless to say...I went on a little journey! I effectively scooted myself across the basement floor until I ran into a barracade of sorts, and at that point I was stuck to sink into the pleasurable misery of tears and gagged pleadings. Mmm ^^

Still, I laugh everytime I think about me barely scooting across the floor on my tippy toes while tethered to the table, screaming. Can you imagine what an onlooker might have thought at the spectacle? I personally would have laughed.




ninjakitty -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/22/2008 2:54:29 PM)

a couple of years ago when i moved (onto a main street in downtown toronto).
i had some family members (dad, sis, sis's fiance) and a couple of friends helping, one of my friends was carrying my toy box when the lid fell off and she dropped it.
All over the driveway/sidewalk and front yard vibrators, cat's, paddles, cuffs everything went flying everywhere,
people coming and going from the building, walking up and down the street. Most embarassing part was when my landlord picked up one of my vibes and handing it to me saying i think this is yours.




persephonee -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/22/2008 3:06:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ninjakitty

a couple of years ago when i moved (onto a main street in downtown toronto).
i had some family members (dad, sis, sis's fiance) and a couple of friends helping, one of my friends was carrying my toy box when the lid fell off and she dropped it.
All over the driveway/sidewalk and front yard vibrators, cat's, paddles, cuffs everything went flying everywhere,
people coming and going from the building, walking up and down the street. Most embarassing part was when my landlord picked up one of my vibes and handing it to me saying i think this is yours.


My brother came to visit me unexpectedly....i took my double headed dildo and wrapped it in a pair of jeans and laid it on the top part of the back of the couch on my way to get the door then promptly forgot it was there....until he sat on the couch and hit his head on it and investigated....shit happens. The look on his face....gawd.....that was years ago...i think ill call and remind him of it.....hehe




persephonee -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/22/2008 3:11:02 PM)

Gawd...perhaps overall i AM irresponsible with my toys.....hmmmmm




SirJohnMandevill -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/22/2008 3:30:52 PM)

This happened the last time my submissive lady and I were together -- it's a LDR right now -- about a month ago.
 
My love was pleasuring my, um, equipment with her lips and tongue, when the seven-week-old kitten her son just brought home jumped from the back of the couch onto my head! (The one between my shoulders.)
 
As my love continued to pleasure me, I croaked out: "The...cat...is...on...my...HEAD!!!!!"
 
That's one baaaaaaad pussy....[:D]
 
Les (Purveyor of Fine, Handcrafted Kink)




Wolfie648 -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/23/2008 1:24:22 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheGaggingWh0re

For that I am actually thankful. We are serious in our dynamics, but I don't believe there can be 100% hardcore D/s I'm-gonna-learn-you-whore between us at all times.


Fail.




Lordandmaster -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/23/2008 1:26:32 AM)

You snarfed cum?

Ya learn something new every day good old Collarme forums.

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheGaggingWh0re

Get skullfucked until cum spills out of your nose!

Actually, that is really what happened to me.




Prinsexx -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/23/2008 3:01:48 AM)

My ex and I were 'entertaining' another Dominant and his submissive. The three of them were seated and the other D sstarted to question me about my experiences and likes and such and his questions just went on and on. I was being entirely defferential (you know casting looks towards my Master to get his approval to answer) until suddenly the words: fuckin hell I've never had a job interview on my knees before just came right out of my mouth and evweryone just cracked yp laughig. There;s just so many laughs...




Owner4SexSlave -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/23/2008 5:13:19 AM)

Earlier this year, somebody made the mistake of teasing me because of our age difference.   She reffered to me as an OLD MAN.    Ok, that's it I'll show you.  Been one of many running jokes since then between us. 

From time to time (same girl above) enjoys animal play.  Big mistake was one night she was drunk, on her front porch, barking like a dog holding a bottle of Rum in her hand.  This was when I introduced her to a good friend of mine.  Needless to say, this and some other events became the source of CAGING JOKES.  To the point she's actually considering getting a cage to be tossed into at times.

Going out to a dance club (me, the girl from above and her best friend).   Call it the three way mind fuck and power flirting with people.  Had guys coming up to me, asking for permission to dance with her best friend or her, they were confused about who was with whom.   We played it up as being one big poly relationship.  Where everybody is equally into each other.  You'd be amazed at how many people was hitting on all three of us that night.   At times all three of us flirting with one girl at the same time.  Complimenting her on how she looked, her smile, clothing, tits and ass.  She was totally taken back by it all, big smile on her face, saying Thank you, then saying she'd keep us all in mind, whenever she needed a Self Esteem Boost.   Then there was a moment when both me and the girl I was seeing, we'd simply spank her best friends ass at the bar.  She placed her hand all nice down on the bar, bent over with her ass sticking out.  Wack Wack Wack.. double team smacking her ass.  People gathering around to watch.   Mind you, Awesome, and in public too... not some BDSM dungeon.   People Love to watch and be sucked into strange things at times.   Basically just a fun night full of Freakdom.

Another night me and her, slipped into the Mens bathroom together afterhours at a local Dinner.  The womens room had a long time.  We did not do anything in the bathroom, but when we came out.  The Looks we got from people.  Just fun memories to laugh about.

OK, one story from long ago.  Involves giving a Hicky on my partners ASS cheek.  I sucked and I sucked really hard for a long time.  Freaked me out, to discover a ended up with a mouthful of blood.  I thought I had damaged my own mouth or gums.  I rushed into the bathroom, checking out my mouth.  Turns out I had suck the blood right through her ass cheek.  LOL...  I never would have thought that was possible, until that night.

I've done some off the wall shit with Scene play.  Such as playing a Carney, wanna win a Big Stuffed Teddy Bear little girl?  Things that are actually fun filled memories, type of stuff I laugh about now.   Stuff that involves a little bit of regressive age play.  The thing that most people get tripped up on with scene play is getting all ROUGH and TOUGH in some Medievil Dungeon scene.   At times when you tap into the type of playing you used to do as a KID, bring it fourth as an ADULT, add kink and sex.   Well, those are some really memorable things.   Hot as Hell, and Great to laugh about later.

I onced covered somebody head to toe in Little Kids Stickers, too.

I'm just sharing things that well are Great FUN memories, to laugh about.   Things that make me smile now whenever I think back upon it all.







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