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VioletAshes -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/23/2008 5:47:22 AM)
I am still freaking out by the "skullfucking" lol Oh so Vanilla I am

TheGaggingWh0re -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/23/2008 6:05:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wolfie648 quote: ORIGINAL: TheGaggingWh0re For that I am actually thankful. We are serious in our dynamics, but I don't believe there can be 100% hardcore D/s I'm-gonna-learn-you-whore between us at all times. Fail. THUPERDOOPER ULTRAMEGA PHAAAIIIILLLL NURRRRR. quote: You snarfed cum? An experience I won't soon forget...and unfortunately at an angle my owner has perfected D< quote: I am still freaking out by the "skullfucking" lol Oh so Vanilla I am LMAO. I love that word...snickerfits

Fizzy49 -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/23/2008 6:25:29 AM)
i had a good laugh recently.... Sir had me bent over, using a large toy on me, then he laid me down on the bed. He positioned himself over me, giving me his most "Masterly" look, when suddenly, i let out the longest, loudest pussy fart in the history of the world. i didn't know he had filled me with air, and i just could not stop laughing, and the more i laughed, the more air escaped, for what seemed like an eternity. He looked down at me and said, girl, you really know how to kill a mood! Thank goodness though, he was laughing too....

TheGaggingWh0re -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/23/2008 6:34:10 AM)
Oh man Fizzy...that was hilarious xD My owner said that if that ever happened to me, he'd either laugh his ass off or "get me" for laughing while trying to hold it in. This does kind of remind me, in some form, of another story I have. My owner LOVES shooting me with these freaking horrible rubberbands. I hate it! Well, everytime he does it, I immediately start screaming and running. Usually I am without a shirt on and, one night, he took aim. Immediately I began to RUN, only to hear him fall over with laughter. Apparrantly when I run, since I'm pretty heavy in the front, my boobs wobble ALL OVER the place in no organized fashion (y'know, one goes up, the other goes cockeyed to the bottom-right?). Thankfully it resulted in no rubber-banding, and whenever I want to try and get out of something, I just run crazy like so they go everywhere again!

ModeratorSixteen -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/23/2008 7:03:50 AM)
Please keep minors out of this posting.

kiwisub12 -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/23/2008 7:20:21 AM)
We had a party at our house, Sir was using a dragons tail on me and hurting really bad , i was screaming and pleading - he popped me a bad one and i screamed "Fuck-a-duck"!!! The room fell down- and the race was on to make me say it again. Bastards![>:] edited for bad spelling

TheGaggingWh0re -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/27/2008 3:55:05 PM)
Something pretty funny happened the last night we were house-sitting for my owner's parents. We got into the whipped cream, and at the last moment right after he came, I accidentally huffed and it was like a flurry-explosion all over his groin area of whipped cream and jizz. We laughed so hard that I almost did it again before backing up and fleeing to an unoccupied area, LOL!

puppen -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/27/2008 4:03:14 PM)
Mine is kind of silly... But, I don't feel so bad after having read all these stories! On night, we were going at it, the usual doggie-style position (my personal favorite), and we were both quite into it. Eyes closed, on all fours, his hands digging into my sides, both of us grunting and moaning.... And the friggin' kitten jumps onto my back. Of course, HE didn't see the kitten just hanging out on my back, trying to keep his balance. It was only when I stopped backing into him and started laughing did he finally open his eyes and start laughing himself. The kitten was carefully, and promptly, shoo'd away so we could finish. [:D]

DisenchantedLife -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/27/2008 9:36:29 PM)
yes........ i'm sitting here chatting via AIM, video cam on, with my sister about how to phrase that she wants a hug from her ex We're randomly doing other things...... And I open this thread. The first thing i see is...... quote: Get skullfucked until cum spills out of your nose! Of course, i have to paste it into her IM. I just sat and waited until she saw it. Took her abit. She actually looked at the computer several times before it registered...... it was pretty funny. Her eyes went huge And apparently she thought i was suggesting she send that to her ex. LOL It was pretty funny

Leatherist -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/27/2008 11:50:29 PM)
Something about flogging florentine with rubber chickens. Flap flap flap flap flap

obis -> RE: When things get too serious... (6/27/2008 11:56:03 PM)
One time I was trying to surprise my girl by fulfilling her "intruder" rape fantasy. She was laying in bed asleep, and I prepared all my stuff to quickly tie her up. When I was ready, I jumped on top of her, pinning her hands and she went from fully asleep to nearly kicking my ass in about half a second. I just never expected her to react that fast, since I figured on some level she'd realize it was me. She started screaming like I'd just gutted her, fortunately I got my hand over her mouth and held her down while saying "it's okay, it's just me". Within seconds, we were both rolling around the bed laughing uncontrollably -- I don't think I was able to speak for a good 5 minutes I was laughing so hard. We were both waiting for the police to show up from her brief scream of terror, thankfully our neighbors had either been desensitized from our previous noisemaking, or didn't care. The first time I had sex I was (of course) a bit nervous and there was thick tension. At one point I farted and we both started laughing, immediately relieving all stress and leading to a long night of rolling around and just enjoying ourselves without any self-conscious bullshit. I am forever grateful that I learned so early on that sex is supposed to be fun, not serious business. I think the movie industry does teenagers a grave disservice by portraying sex as this incredibly momentous, dramatic experience with orchestral music swelling in the background. If there isn't an occasional queef, you're not fully enjoying yourselves [:D]

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