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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 11:16:34 AM

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HUH? This didn't HAVE to be a secret???
*oh shit!!*
Teehee...when i said i lost my virginity in a cemetery...i was just KIDDING....
and when Cjan said it was HIM that had me bent over the tombstone...HE was kidding!!
It NEVER happened!!!

*by the way Cjan...the condom broke...i have your baby. He is 17 and wants to meet his daddy*

Sure, have the li'l bastid come over and wash my car, do the yard work and then I'll be happy to meet it.

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 11:28:42 AM

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Fun little secrets.

I lost my virginity at 15 to a girl who was 17. Then when we broke up I started a relationship with her Mother. Yeah I've been screwed up sexually from the start.

I was once required to wear a dress for a day and the entire ride home as it was the only item of clothing that would fit me after my clothes were used to start a fire while I was passed out in my tent.

And during the late 90's I was a security guard and shot an intruder who died in the ambulance. So I have killed a Man.

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 11:46:13 AM

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And during the late 90's I was a security guard and shot an intruder who died in the ambulance. So I have killed a Man.

Steel

**Pssst, Steel, if he'd have been in MY ambo, he wouldn't have died**

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 11:48:56 AM

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And during the late 90's I was a security guard and shot an intruder who died in the ambulance. So I have killed a Man.

Steel

**Pssst, Steel, if he'd have been in MY ambo, he wouldn't have died**

wanna bet?? you give CPR ABOVE the waist...i keep telling you that...

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 11:50:01 AM

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And during the late 90's I was a security guard and shot an intruder who died in the ambulance. So I have killed a Man.

Steel

Steel...that had to be so hard to deal with....

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 11:51:37 AM

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I'm really a domme in disguise...

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 11:56:10 AM

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And during the late 90's I was a security guard and shot an intruder who died in the ambulance. So I have killed a Man.

Steel

**Pssst, Steel, if he'd have been in MY ambo, he wouldn't have died**

wanna bet?? you give CPR ABOVE the waist...i keep telling you that...

You verify that w/the newly certified Monkey?

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 12:15:40 PM

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I secretly can't wait until my hair goes all silver-white...

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 12:53:46 PM

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Spoken like a twue 20 year old.....................

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 1:17:27 PM

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 1:28:35 PM

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I had my first boyfriend AND my first girlfriend at the age of 14. I started running right out of the gate.

(and I didn't lose my virginity in a cemetery- it was in his parent's bed- which was creepy enough! )

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 1:31:06 PM

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I want to buy some land and start a secret BDSM community with several of my friends. It would have a community dungeon at which we would hold monthly parties.

<<first twue sign of slowing down is not grey hair but only having MONTLY parties.......>>

Francine, running away fast....

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 1:41:25 PM

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And during the late 90's I was a security guard and shot an intruder who died in the ambulance. So I have killed a Man.

Steel

Steel...that had to be so hard to deal with....

holly,

To be honest it screwed me up a little I ended up quitting the job, I had to go court like 10 times and I had to prove that I was acting within the perameter of the law and that I didn't murder someone in cold blood. The funny thing looking back now, He committed a crime, He shot at me, I protected myself and yet I had to prove I wasn't a criminal.

As for dying in the ambulance I hit a Major artery and clipped a lung and that bulled got loged next to his heart so there was little anyone could have done. At least that is what they told me.

I still believe in protecting the right Keep and Own Firearms but I am sure I will never be a police officer or a soldier for that matter, I just don't have the mentality for it. I went to therapy for it for like a year and in the end the only thing I got out of it was I don't want to have to do it again.

The funny thing is that even today I think it is strange how fragile we all are. It gives me a rather skewed vision of Death.

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 3:26:26 PM

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*hugs* Steel

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 3:28:41 PM

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When I was 14, I would make my lovers fuck me in their parents bed to prove their dedication to me… or maybe just because it was hawt!

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 3:49:03 PM

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I have made it a habit of seducing Phoenix when he comes over even though I know he has a new girl friend.

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 4:19:04 PM

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More men have seen my penis than women have.

I ever get around to telling the stories about being onstage at the Canadian Ballet...?

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 4:29:04 PM

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Thats cause you wear that trench coat on the Bus all the time.

Stop it. I get it, It's a Penis now stop showing it to me.

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 4:34:32 PM

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*puts on a trenchcoat and some music*

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 6/26/2008 5:18:36 PM

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Spoken like a twue 20 year old.....................

Now, that's not fair.

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