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Vestonika -> RE: If you could make a law... (6/29/2008 1:29:09 AM)
Mongol Justice... The Penalty For Breaking Any Law Is Death. I. Be Excellent To Each Other.

angelicbitch -> RE: If you could make a law... (6/29/2008 1:37:47 AM)
I like this thread :) I have two of them .... One I agree if you kill someone in a horrible manner... that when they pass sentence on you and you are convicted that you should have to die in the same manner that you caused the person or persons you are convicted of killing. Cruel and unusual... ummm and I can almost bet that when you were about to take those peoples lives you didn't bother to ask them if it was okay if you took theirs!!!! So piss off... you lose your right you took a life and now they should be able to take yours in the same manner y ou took theirs !!!!!!!!!!!! And the other one is .. if you have animals and you mistreat them or kill them .. ( and I am not talking farm animals or animals used for food) that if you are caught dropping them off on a deserted road to fend for themselves or to be left to die .. that the same should happen to you. If you don't want the animals or they get pregnant and don't want them .. then you should have taken care of that before hand !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe that person should be taken out on a back country road somewhere and left in the heat with no water or very little food and left to fend for themselves... Okay sorry those two things bother me greatly .... but had to put my two cents in :D

Hippiekinkster -> RE: If you could make a law... (6/29/2008 1:54:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LDRandAstarte You can not get a drivers licence in the US unless you can READ, WRITE, SPEAK, and UNDERSTAND english. No more allowing someone to translate for you when you are taking the test. Your translator is not there with you when you are driving to translate all the signs written in english. AND I want you to understand me when I yell at you, and call you "scum sucking piece skunk shit" for driving like a douche bag! So you believe Americans should have to learn German/French/Spanish/Italian/Russian/Japanese before being allowed to drive in those countries? Me, too. Good thing I speak German. Why do you believe you don't drive like a douchebag?

LDRandAstarte -> RE: If you could make a law... (6/29/2008 3:39:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster quote: ORIGINAL: LDRandAstarte You can not get a drivers licence in the US unless you can READ, WRITE, SPEAK, and UNDERSTAND english. No more allowing someone to translate for you when you are taking the test. Your translator is not there with you when you are driving to translate all the signs written in english. AND I want you to understand me when I yell at you, and call you "scum sucking piece skunk shit" for driving like a douche bag! So you believe Americans should have to learn German/French/Spanish/Italian/Russian/Japanese before being allowed to drive in those countries? Me, too. Good thing I speak German. Why do you believe you don't drive like a douchebag? 1. the thread was: "If you could make a law", NOT, "Be a turd and dis the last poster" 2. I don't intend to drive in any of thos coountries, when I have gone OOC (Italy, France, South Africa, Peru, Jamaica, Tahiti, and Austrialia, I have someone drive me around, they know their way around and I am on vacation. 2a. If I was going to live in another country, yes I would learn the language. 3. Because I am not you. (dis returned)

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: If you could make a law... (6/29/2008 3:44:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressPav quote: ORIGINAL: Leatherist The parents of rude and out of control children have to attend "boot camp" and learn how to make them behave. (I second that.) And, from here on out, the PARENT(S) is/are hereby responsible, not only for the health & sheltering of their offspring, but also for each and every ACTION of said offspring. Kid won't behave? Lock the parents up. 40 years ago, you never heard anything about this ADHD "riddlin" crap. You acted up, you got your ass beat. Period. Today's "disciplinary problems" are the results of sparing the rod and spoiling the child. ....and when I'm on an airplane and your kid won't shut the fuck up, look for me, because I'm the one getting ready to take care of the problem. I was sooo glad to read that article on CNN the other day about that woman and her autistic kid that got booted off the plane because she couldn't control the brat. Good. Kick them both off. The mother should have had the decency about her to take the kid off herself instead of waiting to be forced off. wow, just wow[&o]

Thadius -> RE: If you could make a law... (6/29/2008 3:54:27 PM)
Fast Reply Well since many of the courts are claiming that the death penalty is cruel and unusual punishment, because the penalty does not fit the crime. I would make punishments more appropriate to the crime. 1. Maybe instituting a forceable penetration by various farm animals once a week for repeat rapists. 2. Inserting glass rods into the urethra and allowing the victim to shatter them with a hammer, again for rapists. 3. Arsonists (especially those that cause physical harm) having an arm deep fried (first offense). And of course all of these criminals would be provided with a couple of cyanide capsules, to opt out of the prescribed sentence. This way the choice of punishment would let the prisoner decide just how cruel and unusual a death sentence actually is for their individual case. Just some random thoughts on a Sunday.

Griswold -> RE: If you could make a law... (6/29/2008 3:54:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself An incident on the way into work this morning got me to thinking....if I could make just one Law that everyone in my country would have to abide by, what would it be? For me it's easy - any tosspot who cuts up a driver by moving from the slow lane to the fast lane on a motorway, and then proceeds to travel SLOWER than the traffic in the slow lane for no good reason at all should be made to: apologise on bended knee to everyone they caused to be delayed by their fuckwittery sell their car and use a bicycle for at least one year after this period be restricted to a maximum 100cc car until they have proved they have grown the hell up and can drive like a human being What about you guys? 1) Pussy would be everywhere (good pussy). 2) There'd be a sign. Like a red octagonal STOP sign, international in flavor...maybe shaped in a "V", not in red...but in pink....if you saw the V shaped sign....you'd know pussy was within 100 meters. 3) There'd be "free pussy" for those who's incomes couldn't handle expensive pussy. 4) I'd see to it that there was a checkbox for "pussy" on your IRS statement. If you checked this box, you'd be in agreement that you'd give 10 bucks (good pussy ain't cheap) for "free" pussy, and that at no time would it ever be more than 3 miles from wherever you were (exception, corn country, agricultural areas wherein which good pussy was lacking or too far away)...which would allow for either 15 mile increments, or, no less than 3 for every state carnival...if no state carnival....every first, second and 5th Monday of every month....to cover all the motorhome travelers...at proscribed intervals. 5) If no good pussy was available within a reasonable distance, I'd agree that government funds should be spent to bring in good pussy from surrounding larger metropolitan areas. This is what I'd do if elected.

DomAviator -> RE: If you could make a law... (6/29/2008 6:41:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Griswold 1) Pussy would be everywhere (good pussy). 2) There'd be a sign. Like a red octagonal STOP sign, international in flavor...maybe shaped in a "V", not in red...but in pink....if you saw the V shaped sign....you'd know pussy was within 100 meters. 3) There'd be "free pussy" for those who's incomes couldn't handle expensive pussy. 4) I'd see to it that there was a checkbox for "pussy" on your IRS statement. If you checked this box, you'd be in agreement that you'd give 10 bucks (good pussy ain't cheap) for "free" pussy, and that at no time would it ever be more than 3 miles from wherever you were (exception, corn country, agricultural areas wherein which good pussy was lacking or too far away)...which would allow for either 15 mile increments, or, no less than 3 for every state carnival...if no state carnival....every first, second and 5th Monday of every month....to cover all the motorhome travelers...at proscribed intervals. 5) If no good pussy was available within a reasonable distance, I'd agree that government funds should be spent to bring in good pussy from surrounding larger metropolitan areas. This is what I'd do if elected. Griswold, you just "outed yourself" after that - we all know your real name.... William Jefferson Clinton!

emmie83 -> RE: If you could make a law... (6/29/2008 8:05:48 PM)
i'm sorry maybe i am over thinking this.. but the idea of limiting people to breed is a little too much. i'm the product of mentally ill parents, and to some i guess i don't belong here because to most of society they're not worth much. To me.. they're my parents an nuts or not i love them.. so ya i think i'll stay quiet on this issue..my one law would be this..think about how a law affects everyone and be sure of all the consequences of said law before allowing it.. an most likely we'd be a few laws short..

Griswold -> RE: If you could make a law... (6/30/2008 5:11:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomAviator quote: ORIGINAL: Griswold 1) Pussy would be everywhere (good pussy). 2) There'd be a sign. Like a red octagonal STOP sign, international in flavor...maybe shaped in a "V", not in red...but in pink....if you saw the V shaped sign....you'd know pussy was within 100 meters. 3) There'd be "free pussy" for those who's incomes couldn't handle expensive pussy. 4) I'd see to it that there was a checkbox for "pussy" on your IRS statement. If you checked this box, you'd be in agreement that you'd give 10 bucks (good pussy ain't cheap) for "free" pussy, and that at no time would it ever be more than 3 miles from wherever you were (exception, corn country, agricultural areas wherein which good pussy was lacking or too far away)...which would allow for either 15 mile increments, or, no less than 3 for every state carnival...if no state carnival....every first, second and 5th Monday of every month....to cover all the motorhome travelers...at proscribed intervals. 5) If no good pussy was available within a reasonable distance, I'd agree that government funds should be spent to bring in good pussy from surrounding larger metropolitan areas. This is what I'd do if elected. Griswold, you just "outed yourself" after that - we all know your real name.... William Jefferson Clinton! (Don't tell Hill I was here....)

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