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darchChylde -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 7:05:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GracefulDevotion Ahhhh... Mistress Dolly gets me! high five Hehe, the Jerry Seinfeld voice works; definitely alot better than the Jerry Lewis voice that was going through my head the first time i read your first post. (i blame the french, just saying) By the way, make sure someone's paying attention when you give them a "High 5"... otherwise, it's just a slap. Edited to Add quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDolly quote: ORIGINAL: GracefulDevotion Ahhhh... Mistress Dolly gets me! high five smack looks like she got there before me wink*

GracefulDevotion -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 7:07:17 PM)
Some of the people in this thread need some assplay... some vigorous assplay.

MistressDolly -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 7:09:50 PM)
Some people need to live in it.

darchChylde -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 7:11:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GracefulDevotion Some of the people in this thread need some assplay... some vigorous assplay. Wow, what a witty way to tell me to "go get fucked". Hehe, i think i like this fella.

GracefulDevotion -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 7:29:38 PM)
Relax dude. It's not all about you. But now that you mention it. I am suggesting that you should go get fucked... by your Mistress' strap-on dildo that is. ;)

MistressDolly -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 8:02:54 PM)
lol

MsLemon -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 8:08:47 PM)
What a completely entertaing thread to read late on a Thursday night. Thank you OP and the rest for all your find chuckle inducing posts :) Regards, Ms Lemon

MistressDolly -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 8:18:22 PM)
:)

SurrenderForMe -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 8:22:06 PM)
You answered your own question. Different strokes for different folks. I might even add that with different partners, different interests come to the fore. Plus there is always the issue of hemorhoids.

peppermint -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 9:45:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GracefulDevotion I mean, I understand different strokes for different folks but we're talking assplay here. It's like a man disliking sex. So you're saying that sex for men is comparable to assplay by Mistreeses, therefore if men like sex, Mistresses most certainly should like assplay?? Sorry, your logic makes no sense at all.

GracefulDevotion -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 10:39:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: peppermint So you're saying that sex for men is comparable to assplay by Mistreeses, therefore if men like sex, Mistresses most certainly should like assplay?? Sorry, your logic makes no sense at all. Imagine it being said by Jerry Seinfeld. Changes things doesn't it?

BlackSakura -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 10:51:04 PM)
I am a mistress and also a person; I have my own likes and dislikes, opinions, etc. To assume or expect me to be into your specific kink is pretentious, rude, immature, and a bit disrespectful.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 10:57:23 PM)
Taint that we didnt get it, OP, tis that most of us dont want it. Funny how the threads that dont get the answers someone wants are a joke, isnt it?

Misstoyou -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 11:06:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire Funny how the threads that dont get the answers someone wants are a joke, isnt it? True that. And the Seinfeld thing is over-rated. [:D]

LolaBabalon -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 11:08:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire Funny how the threads that dont get the answers someone wants are a joke, isnt it? My thoughts exactly. It's like when someone makes a racist comment and no one laughs, so they backpedal madly with the "Kidding! Just kidding, it was a joke! I can't believe you thought I was serious!"

GracefulDevotion -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 11:10:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire Taint that we didnt get it, OP, tis that most of us dont want it. Funny how the threads that dont get the answers someone wants are a joke, isnt it? No... you didn't get it. If it was a serious questions, I wouldn't phrased it that way. SurrenderForMe even called it out. I answered my own question. For a minute now, let's say I said chocolate, instead of assplay, ok? Here goes: "How can a Mistress not like chocolate? I mean, I understand different stroke for different folks, but we are talking chocolate here. It's like a man not liking sex." How ridiculous is it to respond: "How dare you assume that because you enjoy chocolate that we should also enjoy chocolate as well. You are so close minded and stupid... blah blah blah." People, lighten up. If you don't like it, you don't like it. I get it.

GracefulDevotion -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/26/2008 11:15:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LolaBabalon My thoughts exactly. It's like when someone makes a racist comment and no one laughs, so they backpedal madly with the "Kidding! Just kidding, it was a joke! I can't believe you thought I was serious!" It because those people are afraid of either offending people or having other people not like them. I can care less. In fact, I think everyone that is getting all worked up over this thread is pretty fucking stupid.

thetammyjo -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 5:54:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GracefulDevotion I mean, I understand different strokes for different folks but we're talking assplay here. It's like a man disliking sex. Why do you assume that men must like sex? That's a stereotype, one that in recent history resulted in hordes of "medication" to "fix" men who can't or don't want to have. Each man is a unique individual -- some love sex, some are neutral and some don't really like.

HandSolo -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 7:01:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Misstoyou quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire Funny how the threads that dont get the answers someone wants are a joke, isnt it? True that. And the Seinfeld thing is over-rated. [:D] And what is the deal with airline food? Am I right? Who was the marketing genius who came up with that one?

LaTigresse -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 8:15:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GracefulDevotion I mean, I understand different strokes for different folks but we're talking assplay here. It's like a man disliking sex. That is one of the dumbest ideas I've read on these forums.

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