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malloves69 -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 10:02:09 AM)

boy if my mistress didnt love ass play where would i be today ? [:)] its not the only thing we do but it is a must do whenever we are together ....she really enjoys it and so do i [:)] gladly bendover for her anytime she wants to take me with her strapons or better yet her fist [:)] once she slides in that feeling is amazing [:)] she knows my ass and prostate well [:)] mal



welcomerain -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 10:38:41 AM)

I'm a man and I dislike sex.

When I was a little kid I didn't like baseball or hot dogs either. The same people who told me I was wrong not to like hot dogs grew up to tell me I was wrong not to like sex.



welcomerain -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 10:45:16 AM)


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In fact, I think everyone that is getting all worked up over this thread is pretty fucking stupid.


If you started this whole thread simply to make the above comment, why not put it in the original post?

It would have saved a lot of time.



Vestonika -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 10:49:16 AM)

perhaps the Mistress at issue is so completely repulsed by the butthole licker.

yes, he prolly wasn't worthy of licking her butthole.


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ORIGINAL: GracefulDevotion

I mean, I understand different strokes for different folks but we're talking assplay here. It's like a man disliking sex.



peppermint -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 11:28:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GracefulDevotion


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ORIGINAL: peppermint

So you're saying that sex for men is comparable to assplay by Mistreeses, therefore if men like sex, Mistresses most certainly should like assplay??   Sorry, your logic makes no sense at all. 


Imagine it being said by Jerry Seinfeld. Changes things doesn't it?


Sorry, GracefulDevotion...i never watched Jerry Seinfeld's TV show so don't understand your point. 



MySweetSubmssive -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 5:00:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GracefulDevotion

I mean, I understand different strokes for different folks but we're talking assplay here. It's like a man disliking sex.


Oh, I'm with you.  I also think, "Why wouldn't a straight submissive man want to suck cock?"  (smiling)

Still with me?

Mss



Puppy4goodHome -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 7:29:43 PM)

the way i look at it is simple Dommes dont have to like ass play you dont hav eot like ass play to be a Domme A Mistress a Master
there is no law set in stone that says a Mistress Has to like anything
A Mistress could simply be a Mistress Becouse she is the head of a housold that is a hierarchy if i spelt that right
but a Mistress doesnt even have to be Sadistic a Mistress could be a Masochist




TNstepsout -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 7:58:05 PM)

Sarcasm of that sort doesn't work in a forum where people often make statements that stupid.  Next time add a disclaimer.



CoasttoCoast -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 8:00:01 PM)

I think assplay is pretty great. Some people don't.

But at least we can all agree on cupcakes. right?

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Racquelle -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 8:03:55 PM)

Frenchy doesn't like cupcakes.  I have tried to push his limits on that, but he won't budge.  He also runs and hides behind the couch at the mention of assplay though.  I do not understand why a man wouldn't want his beloved in his ass up to the elbow.  I mean, I have stock in J-Lube.  LOL



CoasttoCoast -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 8:04:59 PM)

Hah!

I just noticed the big black lettering "STAND ONLY!"

"WHEN YOU BUY THIS PLASTIC STAND, IT WON'T COME WITH DELICIOUS FUCKING CUPCAKES"



welcomerain -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 8:58:28 PM)

Good god.

Anyone who likes cupcakes probably rapes sheep.



MySweetSubmssive -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 9:01:12 PM)

Well ... what if it's consensual rape ... rape play?  They come back for more.  **shuffles feet and looks away**

Mss



RedMagic1 -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 9:01:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TNstepsout
Sarcasm of that sort doesn't work in a forum where people often make statements that stupid. 

Hilarious... and yet... sadly true.



Tantriqu -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 9:40:19 PM)

what did she say when you asked her why not?

And we're presuming there's an attractive, STD-free, dancing ass attached to a smart, nice, obedient, deserving sub; maybe the Domme has abuse Issues, or she's never done it and is afraid of causing damage, or she's tried it and it didn't give her pleasure, or she felt it's icky, or that you're not ready, or she's a switch, or she's saving your cherry for a special occasion.

Or maybe she doesn't like you in THAT way [which would also mean she's literally just not that into you :-| ]



DominaSusan -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 9:47:44 PM)

Ass play and Ginger, that's a winning combination, top with spanking and now that’s ASSPLAY [:)]



GracefulDevotion -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 9:59:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Racquelle
I do not understand why a man wouldn't want his beloved in his ass up to the elbow.  I mean, I have stock in J-Lube.  LOL


That's what I'm sayin'!



GracefulDevotion -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 10:02:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TNstepsout
Sarcasm of that sort doesn't work in a forum where people often make statements that stupid.  Next time add a disclaimer.


Forgive me, I am new. But, I am beginning to see your point about the prevalence of stupidity.



RedMagic1 -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 10:47:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GracefulDevotion
Forgive me, I am new. But, I am beginning to see your point about the prevalence of stupidity.

Is this Official Be An Asshole Weekend?  It seems as though all the new posters over the last 36 hours have been men who are totally do-me full of themselves, and when they're called on their shit, they say, "I was just joking, lighten up."

Passive aggressive, take-no-responsibility, all-snark-no-communication.

Jeez, OP.  Put the better-than-everybody-else suit away, and try being graceful... and devoted.



GreedyTop -> RE: How is it possible for a Mistress to dislike Assplay? (6/27/2008 11:27:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: welcomerain

Good god.

Anyone who likes cupcakes probably rapes sheep.



Not all Scots like cupcakes



(disclaimer: I am of Scottish ancestry, I can SAY things like this..)



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