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lovepuppy -> five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 6:28:19 AM)
1. Coffee table books of Dom's with their subs and favorite furinture. 2. Toy organizer spreadsheets, with special graphics and a built in pain-to-effort ratio caculator 3. True multi-taskign furniture (a dining room set that converts into a medical examination setting for example) couches with retractable rings, perhaps and things of this nature. 4. Noob/creep keep-away-spray, we've all been to parties where there are one or two people just a little too eager to lend you a hand, Keep-away spray is the humane way of getting them to fuck off without resorting to having to be rude. it creates a euphoric cloud the offender breathes in and then forgets why they were offering to take a couple of swats on yoru sub if you were tired...also works on vendors. 5. How-to-not videos, similar to the "blood on the asphalt" films from drivers ed. to show the real danger of not respecting the toys and activities of the lifestyle any I'm forgetting?

kiwisub12 -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 6:58:25 AM)
1. Lube that never looses its slipperiness. 2. A muscular enhancer that enables doms to continue their evil work without "Cane Arm Fatigue Syndrome". sort of like the rig Sigornay Weaver used in alien. 3. A cone of silence for the dungeon. 4. A universal translator for profiles - that automatically tells you what the poster really means, or is trying to say. 5. Cheaper gas.

crouchingtigress -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 7:02:44 AM)
this needs to be moved to humor.

NumberSix -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 7:04:06 AM)
1. Lube that never looses its slipperiness. J-Lube. One word; 'Plastics', son. Mr. Robinson

pissdoll -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 7:23:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovepuppy a dining room set that converts into a medical examination setting for example i don't think that would be very kosher....

NumberSix -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 7:30:17 AM)
I think that would depend largely upon whether you were taking the mother AND the daughter at the table. sochet 6

Leatherist -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 7:39:14 AM)
A product called "nut away" No explantion should be neccessary. [:D]

MetalCouple -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 8:20:52 AM)
Some sort of weight loss magic pill. I've been getting thousands of emails from "slaves" who want to serve that are 250lbs etc. My goodness, how can someone be a good slave if they can't keep from sticking doughnuts into their huge pie-whole. J

LaTigresse -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 8:21:13 AM)
Just one......A common sense "Easy" button.

IrishMist -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 8:24:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Just one......A common sense "Easy" button. I would have to go with this [sm=agree.gif]

LaTigresse -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 8:24:43 AM)
Okayyyy.

MetalCouple -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 8:27:10 AM)
Take it how you want, an insult or otherwise. Perhaps its a perception that most of the "Masters" out there are no more than little boys working shitty jobs who get off on beating fat chicks. Personally, as a lady, I find the women on this site, the Dommes much more attractive and real. Raises a whole question about respect etc. How can someone respect their master, how can someone respect themselves as a master when in the rest of their life they are a loser. Again, insulting, maybe? Brutally honest.. yes. The fact that so many slaves are offended, shows something. They are willing to take a slap here and there, but really looking into their heart and their relationships, the truth about themselves is impossible. Games..games..games

bipolarber -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 8:48:24 AM)
Wow... (shaking head sadly) Amazing to me that that kind of snide, egotistical attitude still exists.

lally3 -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 8:52:03 AM)
a big boot that suddenly pops out of the screen and kicks you off your chair when youve spent too much time on here - inflattaDom - the idea needs work, granted and the useee would need alot of imagination to get the most out of the dynamic, but with an apposable thumb a recorded message or two and a mechanical, free swinging right arm, it could be just the thing when a subbie gets truly desparate. btw, ive copywritted this, so no pinching my idea

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 9:09:27 AM)
maybe this is because your country suffers the greatest obesity rate its ever been. most of the time it isnt the persons fault for being this way. it is usually a health issue the person's born with and has nothing to do with eating doughnuts or being lazy.

Lynnxz -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 9:12:08 AM)
Wait.. is she saying all dommes are skinny, or all subs are fat? At any rate, gimme a gallon of the anti jackass spray please!

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 9:15:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz Wait.. is she saying all dommes are skinny, or all subs are fat? At any rate, gimme a gallon of the anti jackass spray please! im a sub with less than 6 grams of fat...which is probably too much for them.. [8\|]

Lynnxz -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 9:16:33 AM)
Feeds Faery to Jared

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 9:18:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz Feeds Faery to Jared he wont like me...i have additives and pervertatives.... (note it says pervertatives)

Maya2001 -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 9:37:51 AM)
A blow hard detector and delete button

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