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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 3:48:46 PM

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Number Six, i'm not sure if you were only being funny or not, but you make being lesbian sound like some sort of horrible disease. i can assure you - from VERY much personal experience - that it isn't~!

No opinion is truly uninformed; the only difference is the answer may not agree with our own information or give us the answer we want. Sometimes that is the price we have to pay for baring our soul in front of strangers on fora like these.

Honey, I am prolly the only truely lesbian man left out here.

I shudder to ask..........
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I must confess to being a life-long-male-lesbian. As far back as my 6th birthday I have been trying to sleep with females (of ANY persuasian)... You are not alone. Maybe we should start a self-help group?

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 3:52:53 PM

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I think my master's ignoring me, because forced bisexuality is a hard limit, even though he considers it the ultimate form of submission. (And he hasnt imed me in a week, am I too needy?)

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 3:55:22 PM

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Also, DC, could you find a way to work in the incorrect tense of Dominant. As in, "my Dominate Master..." Or, "when my Master dominants me..."

And, why no "there/their/they're, hear/here, or two/to/too class of communication conflicts?

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 3:57:24 PM

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Also, DC, could you find a way to work in the incorrect tense of Dominant. As in, "my Dominate Master..." Or, "when my Master dominants me..."

I'll give it a stab.

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And, why no "there/their/they're, hear/here, or two/to/too class of communication conflicts?

The readers of this endless sentence are suffering enough. I figured I'd spare them grammatical distress on top of everything else.

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 3:59:19 PM

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One more try:

I haven't had time to make a profile yet because I've been overwhelmed with "On your knees!" e-mails, but I needed to post and get Y/your advice because I think I may be entering sub frenzy and am thinking about relocating to Nigeria, given that my my vanilla partner (who doesn't understand this side of me and considers it cheating when I pursue this important part of my life, yet who admits to the occasional castration fantasy but won't ever pursue it because he refuses to pay tribute to a D/domme) says I'm too needy for my online master (who lives with his parents and can't chat often because the computer is in their bedroom, and they were totally judgmental when they found the PowerPoint of his cock shots), who is demanding that I figure out if this girl is truly a no-limits slave or merely a sub; in the meantime, he's thinking of removing my virtual collar since it won't fit around my fat neck, and he ignores me every time I safeword out when ordered to shave my pubic hair or engage in forced bisexuality, which is a hard limit even though he considers it the ultimate gift of submission and swears I would finally reach subspace if I only let him dominant me in this way.

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:00:21 PM

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dc,

could you include that someone involved has some really creative addiction?

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:00:46 PM

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And dc, don't forget the " does my owner forcing me to suck cock make me gay even though I'm not attracted to men"

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:01:16 PM

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Bad grammar is dc's hard limit. (she said, primly)

It's his kryptonite! (bwahahahahahahahah!)

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:02:40 PM

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quote:

could you include that someone involved has some really creative addiction?

I'll try.

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And dc, don't forget the " does my owner forcing me to suck cock make me gay even though I'm not attracted to men"

Well, we nod at that with forced bisexuality.

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:04:17 PM

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Yay!!! (clapping hands excitedly!)

easily amused and thinking you are rather brave to try!

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:05:48 PM

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DC, I am noit going to require that anyone have a clue, neither, but what's the biggest number of girls you fucked on your best july 4th weekend?

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:06:28 PM

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Added: one addiction.

I haven't had time to make a profile yet because I've been been spending a lot of of time at Bloggers Anonymous e-meetings plus I'm overwhelmed with "On your knees!" e-mails, but I needed to post and get Y/your advice because I think I may be entering sub frenzy and am thinking about relocating to Nigeria, given that my my vanilla partner (who doesn't understand this side of me and considers it cheating when I pursue this important part of my life, yet who admits to the occasional castration fantasy but won't ever pursue it because he refuses to pay tribute to a D/domme) says I'm too needy for my online master (who lives with his parents and can't chat often because the computer is in their bedroom, and they were totally judgmental when they found the PowerPoint of his cock shots), who is demanding that I figure out if this girl is truly a no-limits slave or merely a sub; in the meantime, he's thinking of removing my virtual collar since it won't fit around my fat neck, and he ignores me every time I safeword out when ordered to shave my pubic hair or engage in forced bisexuality, which is a hard limit even though he considers it the ultimate gift of submission and swears I would finally reach subspace if I only let him dominant me in this way.

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:08:06 PM

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(sigh) i feel all better! thanks!

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:09:52 PM

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I almost started to come..........that little bit about fat girls? I was thinkng Yaaaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, dig if you will the picture............

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:14:02 PM

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I have this umm rashy.....

yanno, down THERE.

ok, well, the doc says it is the clap.

My Dom/bf of 5 hours said I caught it from his hot tub.

Would a man actually lie like this??

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:20:11 PM

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He's a guy...way to fuckin stupid to lie, you are a girl, .......If yo can get him a shot, and you hosed out with 2.4,d............you may have a future

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:25:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity

I must confess to being a life-long-male-lesbian. As far back as my 6th birthday I have been trying to sleep with females (of ANY persuasian)... You are not alone. Maybe we should start a self-help group?

Gentlemen,
If you desire to have a self-help group to discuss your male-lesbianism, I volunteer to moderate the discussions, etc. I'm a giver that way. *nods and giggles*

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:31:43 PM

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Dipping my toe in the waters again, seeing how i go this time.

i like the idea of petting the sweaty bits and have ALL SORTS of ideas on how to raise a sweat.

Matter of fact, is it just me or is it very warm in here?

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:43:12 PM

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O! looks like i wandered back just in time!

Hmmm DC... can i be mentioned in the "Ulitmate Collarme Problem?"

Thank you for the inspiration Servinggirrl!

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RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? - 6/29/2008 4:49:18 PM

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Added: one addiction.

I haven't had time to make a profile yet because I've been been spending a lot of of time at Bloggers Anonymous e-meetings plus I'm overwhelmed with "On your knees!" e-mails, but I needed to post and get Y/your advice because I think I may be entering sub frenzy and am thinking about relocating to Nigeria, given that my my vanilla partner (who doesn't understand this side of me and considers it cheating when I pursue this important part of my life, yet who admits to the occasional castration fantasy but won't ever pursue it because he refuses to pay tribute to a D/domme) says I'm too needy for my online master (who lives with his parents and can't chat often because the computer is in their bedroom, and they were totally judgmental when they found the PowerPoint of his cock shots), who is demanding that I figure out if this girl is truly a no-limits slave or merely a sub; in the meantime, he's thinking of removing my virtual collar since it won't fit around my fat neck, and he ignores me every time I safeword out when ordered to shave my pubic hair or engage in forced bisexuality, which is a hard limit even though he considers it the ultimate gift of submission and swears I would finally reach subspace if I only let him dominant me in this way.