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BitaTruble -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 3:55:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Non-humorous? I doubt it. It is a joke. To be a real twue card carrying lesbian you have to have detachable dangly bits. That tends to weed out the males pretty quickly.


Not really, hon. You just need to point them to the amputation thread. [8D]




ServingGirrl -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 4:02:54 PM)

i had no problem with the dangly bits..... the surgeon did a great job and, besides, they never dangled all that much to begin with  :)




Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 5:05:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level 
~~ male lesbianising since 1964 ~~


There, there, Levelicious, doesn't it just feel better to get that little admission thing out of the way?  [;)]




N4SDChastity -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 5:51:12 PM)

  I accidentally walked into the "Ladies" shower...  For some reason they refused to accept my MLishness[:@]

Out on bail

Can I get a few of you to come down and be character witnesses for me?!?!?!?  They won't let me out until someone signs for me[:o]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 6:03:01 PM)

N4SD,

I'm on the way, other witnesses in tow.  Besides, you aren't that far away, so you shouldn't have to wait long.  If they try to press charges, we'll file an ADA claim that it's a medical predisposition and it should all go away.  *nods*

Here, I'll start the petition to vouch for you.

[sm=writing.gif]




N4SDChastity -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 6:32:38 PM)

    Thx DRH, I knew I could count on U[sm=jerry.gif]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 7:49:39 PM)

You're very welcome, N4SD.  Anything to help those wrongfully accused and hopelessly misunderstood.  [;)]




thishereboi -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 7:59:09 PM)

Yes, you should register....it's the only way to get the free coffee pot and a copy of the "Gay Agenda"




christine1 -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 8:00:57 PM)

can i come too?  i'm bored and in the mood for a car ride. 




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 8:02:00 PM)

yay..your photo's back up....

like my new one???






Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 8:08:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

can i come too?  i'm bored and in the mood for a car ride. 

Sure!  [sm=car.gif]

When you finally move to MD, we can go for a real car ride sometime!




N4SDChastity -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 8:08:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thishereboi

Yes, you should register....it's the only way to get the free coffee pot and a copy of the "Gay Agenda"


I can always use another coffee-pot, but, ummm...  not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).  Male-Lesbian!  BIG DIFFERENCE!  Me an my friends at the Mesbian Alliance of America (MAA) do NOT accept lables.[8|]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 8:10:17 PM)

But they do accept coffee pots...  [sm=coffee.gif]   *giggles*




christine1 -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 8:12:10 PM)

you're new photo is great faery!  and red, i'm going to hold you to that realtime car ride even if it is deemed fake by others on a different thread!




Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 8:23:46 PM)

You got it!  Promise!

If we get a driving infraction, we'll just tell the officer that we don't really exist and that the court costs and fines don't either. 

*then, we'll have N4SD get a petition going to help get us out of make-believe jail*




ResidentSadist -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 8:34:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
you cant be a male lesbian until you wear frilly panties.

Is that all it takes?  Damn... I wish I had known!




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 8:40:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
you cant be a male lesbian until you wear frilly panties.

Is that all it takes?  Damn... I wish I had known!


yes but if your losing your hair or are bald it must be worn on your head...with bra.





ResidentSadist -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 8:43:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
you cant be a male lesbian until you wear frilly panties.

Is that all it takes?  Damn... I wish I had known!


yes but if your losing your hair or are bald it must be worn on your head...with bra.

[sm=writing.gif]
Note to self: When I get old and go bald, buy frilly panties, wear them on head and become a lesbian.  Then flirt outrageously with faery because she seeks a lesbian. 




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 8:45:57 PM)

i like my women with full head of hair... nice try tho.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 8:55:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
i like my women with full head of hair... nice try tho.

Alas, my undying lust will remain unrequited.  The pain of it all.  If in the future, before I go bald, if you ever do get a taste for lesbian trapped in a man’s body, do look me up.




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