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N4SDChastity -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 10:32:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

*then, we'll have N4SD get a petition going to help get us out of make-believe jail*



I'm "pre" populating it, even as you read these words.  Instead of invisible ink I decided to go with inverted paper.  Everything you write on it only shows up inside.  By the time they figure out how to read it my friends at teh MD chapter of MAA (MAAMD) will have digged you both out of your imaginary incarceration (but we may just leave teh cuffs on and have our lick-ed lay lith loo...  oops, sorry, got my tongue stuck in my eyebrow, again.  eHAT whn that happens... wicked way with you) and spirit you back to our lair..  ummm...  meeting place




christine1 -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (6/30/2008 10:35:34 PM)

rofl....you get your tongue stuck in your eyebrow too?  geesh, i thought i was the only one who had that problem!




beargonewild -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/1/2008 3:33:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
i like my women with full head of hair... nice try tho.

Alas, my undying lust will remain unrequited.  The pain of it all.  If in the future, before I go bald, if you ever do get a taste for lesbian trapped in a man’s body, do look me up.


Unless you happen to acquire a taste for bear meat!




KMsAngel -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/1/2008 4:20:43 AM)

mmmm hot (roasted) bear meat! and a pelt to go with it??




thishereboi -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/1/2008 4:57:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity

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ORIGINAL: thishereboi

Yes, you should register....it's the only way to get the free coffee pot and a copy of the "Gay Agenda"


I can always use another coffee-pot, but, ummm...  not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).  Male-Lesbian!  BIG DIFFERENCE!  Me an my friends at the Mesbian Alliance of America (MAA) do NOT accept lables.[8|]


Yea, but lesbians can use the "Gay Agenda" also. I am not sure what is in it, but I keep hearing how important it is, so better safe than sorry.




beargonewild -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/1/2008 5:01:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: thishereboi

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ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity

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ORIGINAL: thishereboi

Yes, you should register....it's the only way to get the free coffee pot and a copy of the "Gay Agenda"


I can always use another coffee-pot, but, ummm...  not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).  Male-Lesbian!  BIG DIFFERENCE!  Me an my friends at the Mesbian Alliance of America (MAA) do NOT accept lables.[8|]


Yea, but lesbians can use the "Gay Agenda" also. I am not sure what is in it, but I keep hearing how important it is, so better safe than sorry.


It's a well known secret there is no Gay Agenda thought there is a Lesbian Agenda and their prime directive is to wipe out all the males on the planet.




KMsAngel -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/1/2008 5:17:08 AM)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[:o]




petdave -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/1/2008 5:53:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: thishereboi

Yea, but lesbians can use the "Gay Agenda" also. I am not sure what is in it, but I keep hearing how important it is, so better safe than sorry.


i thought the Gay Agenda had something to do with getting everything to color-coordinate? [&:] Just a guess, though... i never hung around at the Male Lesbian Alliance meetings long enough to get a copy... too many men there [:'(]




N4SDChastity -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/2/2008 4:08:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: christine1

rofl....you get your tongue stuck in your eyebrow too?  geesh, i thought i was the only one who had that problem!


Did you know that, generally, Women have LONGER tongues than Men?  It's true, it's true.  I wonder what evolutionary dilemma THAT trait solved?




JoePNY707 -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/2/2008 4:31:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity


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ORIGINAL: christine1

rofl....you get your tongue stuck in your eyebrow too? geesh, i thought i was the only one who had that problem!


Did you know that, generally, Women have LONGER tongues than Men? It's true, it's true. I wonder what evolutionary dilemma THAT trait solved?



N4--I have to tell you--it's always a pleasure to encounter fellow scientists, seeking answers to some of life's more important mysteries... [;)]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/2/2008 5:24:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

*then, we'll have N4SD get a petition going to help get us out of make-believe jail*



I'm "pre" populating it, even as you read these words.  Instead of invisible ink I decided to go with inverted paper.  Everything you write on it only shows up inside.  By the time they figure out how to read it my friends at teh MD chapter of MAA (MAAMD) will have digged you both out of your imaginary incarceration (but we may just leave teh cuffs on and have our lick-ed lay lith loo...  oops, sorry, got my tongue stuck in my eyebrow, again.  eHAT whn that happens... wicked way with you) and spirit you back to our lair..  ummm...  meeting place


N4SD,
all that talk of lickin' and diggin' and lairs... has made me a little um, well, yeah... distracted...  [8D]   (and that's no joke...  *bashful giggles*)

OK, now what were we talking about, oh, tall, dark and handsome pre-populator of petitions?  Will the MAAMD chapter allow a Northern VA redheaded supporter of sexy mesbians to help champion their cause? 

*bats eyes all come-hither like*




Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/2/2008 5:28:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity

Did you know that, generally, Women have LONGER tongues than Men?  It's true, it's true.  I wonder what evolutionary dilemma THAT trait solved?


Maybe it's because ladies like to kiss deeper than men? 

(My other response is too risque to put up here, so I'll let it rest in the naughty corner of my mind for now...) 




JoePNY707 -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/2/2008 5:52:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity

Did you know that, generally, Women have LONGER tongues than Men? It's true, it's true. I wonder what evolutionary dilemma THAT trait solved?


Maybe it's because ladies like to kiss deeper than men?

(My other response is too risque to put up here, so I'll let it rest in the naughty corner of my mind for now...)



Grin...c'mon, DRH....inquiring minds want to know!




N4SDChastity -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/2/2008 6:22:17 PM)

...for STRICTLY scientific reasons, you unnerstan...

And, YES, MAAMD will happily accomodate a Belle of such obvious and irrestible charm, wit, and beauty.  One day we shall have to engage in a who-can-kiss-whom-deeper contest, to settle the debate...  for scientific certainty, of course[8D]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/2/2008 6:31:40 PM)

N4SD...  I am a woman who can certainly appreciate the intellectual side of the kissing debate, and would certainly, in the interest of science (of course, wink), offer myself and my deep kisses to such a man of obvious intelligence (and deliciously captivating eyes).  BTW, I thank the MAAMD chapter for their kindness and lovely (blush-inducing) words of sweetness.

*fans self in most southern Belle style*  oh my...  *swoons and puddles*




Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/2/2008 6:35:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JoePNY707

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity

Did you know that, generally, Women have LONGER tongues than Men? It's true, it's true. I wonder what evolutionary dilemma THAT trait solved?


Maybe it's because ladies like to kiss deeper than men?

(My other response is too risque to put up here, so I'll let it rest in the naughty corner of my mind for now...)



Grin...c'mon, DRH....inquiring minds want to know!

Joe, I just couldn't.  *giggles* 

(and not used to being one given to shyness of any kind, I'm a little puzzled at my sudden introversion) 




JoePNY707 -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/2/2008 7:15:40 PM)


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ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity

...for STRICTLY scientific reasons, you unnerstan...

And, YES, MAAMD will happily accomodate a Belle of such obvious and irrestible charm, wit, and beauty. One day we shall have to engage in a who-can-kiss-whom-deeper contest, to settle the debate... for scientific certainty, of course[8D]



Of course!!! [:D]




JoePNY707 -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/2/2008 7:18:18 PM)

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Joe, I just couldn't. *giggles*

(and not used to being one given to shyness of any kind, I'm a little puzzled at my sudden introversion)


I'm sure it's just a sudden case of bashfulness after the attention the gentleman (N4) has been paying you... [;)]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/2/2008 7:28:19 PM)

Shhh, Joe...  *blushes, lol*

I think it's safe to say that the second possible reason for the extra lingual length in females might have to do with providing an extra measure of enjoyment for certain oral activites that a woman can perform on a man.  (and it probably isn't the obvious one you're thinking about)  But that is all I'm sayin'...  [8D]   *hides face and giggles*




beargonewild -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/2/2008 7:32:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity

Did you know that, generally, Women have LONGER tongues than Men?  It's true, it's true.  I wonder what evolutionary dilemma THAT trait solved?


Maybe it's because ladies like to kiss deeper than men? 

(My other response is too risque to put up here, so I'll let it rest in the naughty corner of my mind for now...) 



I'm sorry Red but I disagree on your last point!  I have yet to meet a man who didn't like to kiss long, hard and deeply!




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