DomAviator
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ORIGINAL: Aynne hugs back goldilocks! DA, what on earth are you talking about? "how about immigration? Hang out a sign "Greencard $800" At the cattledrive barbecue a 3 meat plate with two sides is $7.95 - so with one case she could eat brisket, links, and ham with fried okra, corn on the cob, and jalapeno cornbread every day for the next 100 days! Starvation problem solved. " Oh yes, no starvation, you are too busy having a triple bypass or driving your ass in a cart at the market because you ate this...food? every day for 100 days. Isn't okra a vegetable? fried? and a three meat plate? Good god man, in your honor I am getting a tempeh sandwich on ezekiel bread for lunch. With water. p.s. I know you missed me DA, fess up. Aynne, of course I missed you how could I not - I am a man of exquisite tastes. Hey I didnt say it was good for her, but it would be caloric intake that would sure fend off the predicted starvation. Thats actually what I had for supper last night... Smoked beef brisket, smoked sausage, and smoked ham - with corn on the cop, fried okra (they bread and fry it) and warm fresh from the oven jalapeno cornbread,,, all slathered in BBQ sauce, onions, and pickles for $7.95 I thought of going to Sudies for the all you can eat Catfish, hushpuppies and cole slaw for $9.95, or Mamma Mias for the Eggplant parmesan with baked zite, salad, and garlic bread for $7.99, or to Chilos for the $12.95 "Captains platter" with a salad, friend rice, fried oysters, fish, fried shrimp, and stuffed crab served with garlic toast and a Corona ... but I was in the mood for BBQ. This afternnon for lunch Im going to go grab a Torta - which is a borillo roll, filled with taco meat, shredded lettuce, tomato, onion, salsa and sour creme - along with a "medio litro" of the Mexican Coke for $3.50 at my favorite tacquiera. Thats not bragging thats the economics of eating out in Houston, TX. It really doesnt pay for me to cook much at those prices... So rather than a lawyer starving to death as was earlier mentioned, me I would say "things are gonna git bad, time to bug the hell out of here!" Just as an aside, even if I did fall on financial hardship starvation wouldnt be an option - the Gulf of Mexico will provide for me and I would be dining nightly on flounder, shrimp, blue crab, red snapper, etc... Thats not bragging either, my freezer is full of seafood, which cost me nothing more than a Texas "all waters" fishing license. My texas hunting license will put on entire wild pig - say 150 pounds of pork in my freezer for the cost of a single 30-30 shell. Ditto for deer, pheasants etc. My waterfowl stamp will fill my freezer with ducks. Worst case - invest in a fishing pole $30, a crab trap $5, a centerfire rifle $200 or less for a cheap beginner model like a Marlin 336 in 30-30 or 35 Rem and a 20 ga shotgun $75 for a single shot H&R or if you wanna splurge get a Mossberg 500 pump action on sale for $199 at Walmart. Vegtables? No problem - barter for them, grow them, or there are a lot of edible wild plants. Its impossible to starve if one tries not to.
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