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Potty Poetry - 7/3/2008 2:47:03 PM   
vampchick88


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Status: offline 		This comes all the way from West Virginia, I read it on a bathroom wall at the mall today:

                    Cows may Moo,
                    Ducks may Quack,
                    After you Pee,
                    Remember to wipe your crack.

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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/3/2008 2:50:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		My Favorite which is written on Port-a-johns at construction sites all over the west coast is:

I'm not quite clear how much work you do
But you take an awful long time to take a poo
perhaps that's not what you're doing inside

Stop Jerking off at work you Fag.

It has a very different Stanza scope but I always find it funny.

Steel

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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/3/2008 3:20:53 PM   
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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/3/2008 5:21:23 PM   
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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/3/2008 6:18:13 PM   
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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/4/2008 5:56:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		Some come hear to piss and shit. I come hear to rub my clit. Some come hear and get cramps and spasms. I come hear to get orgasms. 

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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/4/2008 8:33:16 AM   
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Od to the porta john. by the shit house poet.

The other day I took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants.
So here I sit, broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted.

I ate some peppers, they burn my ass.
I ate some beans, but I only pass gas.

And I strain my brain, trying to think...
Wondering why, My farts don't stink????

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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/4/2008 9:14:20 AM   
DomAviator


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Status: offline 		I happen to like

"Some come here to sit and think and write upon the walls.
I come here to shit and stink and rest my weary balls. "

another gem

"When you go stand on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet"

and this one is all over colorado although it pisses me off:

"Here I sit muscles flexin, here it comes another Texan"

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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/4/2008 10:58:45 AM   
HypnoticDan


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Status: offline 		Here I sit in stinky vapor
when I see: no toilet paper!
How much longer must I linger
'till I'm forced to use my finger?

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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/4/2008 2:59:43 PM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		He who writes upon these walls,
Rolls his shit in little balls,
Those who read these words of wit,
Can eat those little balls of shit

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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/10/2008 8:51:46 PM   
vampchick88


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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/11/2008 9:58:43 AM   
philosophy


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Status: offline 		Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to sh*t and stink
But i come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls.


or


please do not throw matchsticks in the urinals as the crabs can pole vault.

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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/11/2008 3:56:41 PM   
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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/11/2008 3:57:41 PM   
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make me bleed.
Kinky sex,
is what i need.

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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/12/2008 11:42:46 AM   
MySpecs


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Status: offline 		Booger flicker, who are you?
We all see what you can do,
Flicking boogers, left and right,
Upon the walls day and night,
A dirty habit you have got,
In a barrel of snot may you rot,
And in closing out this little ryhme,
I'll trade you one of yours for one of mine,
Or one that tastes like lemon-lime.

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RE: Potty Poetry - 7/12/2008 11:43:48 AM   
MySpecs


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Status: offline 		If your hose is too short and your pump is too weak, better lean over more or you'll piss on your feet.

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