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I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 3:43:22 PM   
came4U


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Status: offline 		My eldest has graduated from University of ****** and now is happy with some Navy guy..

she is preggo..should I:

-drop dead?

-pretend I am 25, try to sneak into R rated movies by the back door like I was 16 (again)? 

-remind folks that I *we/some of us are on the 3rd return (and death) of bellbottom pants?

-color my hair grey....act all gramma, get some sweatshirts with kittens or landscapes on em?

-JUMP?

-accept it..and be normal?

-be normal?

-take up knitting?

-tell people I was a mother when I was aged: low-teen'?? *lies

What do grammas do??  Is there some kinda initiation?









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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 3:45:53 PM   
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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 3:47:23 PM   
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Is there some kinda initiation?


Yes: get hip replacements.


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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 3:48:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		His oldest just had a girl. So as a step grandma I can confidantly inform you that your chief job is to spoil the baby from day one, if not before. Babies R Us, Toys R Us, baby rattles in the grocery store - your job is to shop till you drop!

Oh yeah, and when they need the diaper changed, hand 'em back!

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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 3:52:40 PM   
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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 3:53:55 PM   
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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 4:05:15 PM   
came4U


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y'all too cute or funny.

Its like ya jinglin' keys over my chair and saying...'lets go for a ride'.

this ain't funny,,, I wanna JUMP. lol

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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 4:05:22 PM   
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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 4:07:17 PM   
came4U


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prepare to spend lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$


are you saying that because yer spellin' is bad?? (NOT).

BTW....thanks all, but I still wanna JUMP.

<poking my eyes with needles and knitting myself a new life.

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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 4:16:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		Next in line to be a grandma, July 14th..Maybe us new grandmas should start a granny group? When my grandson is old enough we are going shopping and I'll teach him that Lowes is the best place to shop..

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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 4:17:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: came4U

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prepare to spend lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$


are you saying that because yer spellin' is bad?? (NOT).

BTW....thanks all, but I still wanna JUMP.

<poking my eyes with needles and knitting myself a new life.


im saying that because kids are always so happy when their granny's come visit cause they always give the kids presents!  my spelling is bad??? well..i am a natural blonde.


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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 4:20:43 PM   
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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 4:24:35 PM   
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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 5:30:35 PM   
came4U


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tiny brand new little person who is going to love you with all his/her heart...



first time for everything

LOLS

yes, first I'm a gonna knit me a Dom...tall..thick, knit one, pearl two, diamond three..

ah fuck it.

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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 5:57:24 PM   
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My third will be here sometime in the next few weeks.

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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 6:36:29 PM   
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BTW....thanks all, but I still wanna JUMP.

Why?

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RE: I'm gonna be a Grandma.. - 7/4/2008 6:38:10 PM   
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