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Lucylastic -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 12:10:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: housesub4you quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic IF you just whip it in, whip it out and wipe it...you are gonna be jacking off for along time alone. thankyou for the smiles Lucy What makes you think it will take a long time? hehehheheheh I apologise, I should have stated that I didnt mean jerking time, snickers, Lucy

subtex -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 12:49:48 PM)
I read an article a while back that said mens penis lengths are very average. I don't remember the numbers but something like 90% of men measure within a half inch of being 6 inches. The bell curve is very narrow. So narrow it actually looks like a penis. It makes me wonder about all those cock-shots I hear women complaining about getting. Are they all from the 5% or so of the larger than average? Another possible myth I heard is that for every 30lbs you lose you get back another inch in penis size. Hmm that's about what I need to lose. I'm on program maybe I should track that. I used to go to a health club that had these cards you could write measurements on to track your progress. There should be a column for that. Bill

Lockit -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 1:24:30 PM)
OMG... ROFL I am old... I have seen a lot of cocks... lol I tend to judge a man's fingers and have a guesstimated percentage of 95% accorate. The size and shape, including finger nail is often almost an exact of their cock. I have rarely been surprised. lol But... as for a man's body size and cock size... omg... so not friggin true according to my experimentations. lol I have seen some huge men with lil tinny winny one's and some small framed men hung like a horse. I don't care what science by man says... rofl... I am going from what I have seen in my bed... in my mail box, etc. And... for me... size does matter in the sense that someone can be too big. My friggin mouth is only so big and damn it... I am not doing without that joy and some smaller one's just work in a style... I like much better. To be full is not the same thing as being well fed. With that... I am going into hidding... have fun with this one! ROFL

Aynne -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 1:28:29 PM)
Reminds me of a limerick from Catholic school: " Long and thin, too far in, short and thick, does the trick!' [:D] quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic dear gawd that was an enjoyable read, thankyou:) It reminded me of a chap who was trying to convince everyone on the local mailing list that he had a coke can dick, he "had" to train his sub to take him orally. Many people advised him to get a snake or a sub with unhingeable jaws. I know there are people out there that could wrap their lips around one but they are as rare as coke can cocks, but personally I much prefer girth over length. But the most important thing is the ability to satisfy, and that takes more than the size. IF you just whip it in, whip it out and wipe it...you are gonna be jacking off for along time alone. thankyou for the smiles Lucy

LotusSong -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 1:33:34 PM)
To summarize: Long and thick may go way in but short (avg) and thick does the trick :)

slvemike4u -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 1:54:39 PM)
Lockit far be it for me to dispute a lifetimes of observance's on Your part....but I have comparatively small hands with the attending small fingers....I will leave the rest of the statement to Your own "small minds"

DomAviator -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 2:24:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit I don't care what science by man says... rofl... I am going from what I have seen in my bed... in my mail box, etc. You find cocks in your mail box? Jesus Christ who's your neighbor Lorena Bobbitt? [:D]

Lockit -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 2:27:24 PM)
ROFL to both of you...

Thadius -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 2:28:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomAviator quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit I don't care what science by man says... rofl... I am going from what I have seen in my bed... in my mail box, etc. You find cocks in your mail box? Jesus Christ who's your neighbor Lorena Bobbitt? [:D] Lorena wasn't that considerate, she prefered the side yard approach, where the dog could possible have a snack. [8D] As to your statue idea, the concept is great. It just needs one more thing, you would have to add a girl in the target area of the eruptions. Hourly facials will definitely draw the crowds. [;)]

kittinSol -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 2:41:54 PM)
Shiny Penis Sculpture . At 04.00mn. It's been done...

Lucylastic -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 2:55:39 PM)
getting such a kick out of this topic:) snickers. My biggest beef with sex toy manufacturers are the way they size toys, its only been in the last few years that they have caught on that long thin dildoes, just dont do the trick. there are thousand upon thousands of skinny long dildoes, but very very few girthy ones( I now have a nice collection). However I do realise that we all have our preferences. Ive loved big ones(attached to guys) Ive loved small ones, its the big brain that attracts me tho, if its trainable in the small head, well thats just heaven. Lucy

kittinSol -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 2:59:55 PM)
The cock's length doesn't matter, unless it's a microcock , in which case yeah, the poor guy's doomed, but it's a rare condition, to suffer from snailhead. Attractive men are those that don't focus on their anatomy, but on mine [8D] .

Lucylastic -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 3:02:38 PM)
Kitten, Amen to that:)[sm=pole.gif]

Aynne -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 5:04:40 PM)
Hmmm kittin, I know that guy! You have to love a focused man, oh my yessssss![:)] quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol The cock's length doesn't matter, unless it's a microcock , in which case yeah, the poor guy's doomed, but it's a rare condition, to suffer from snailhead. Attractive men are those that don't focus on their anatomy, but on mine [8D] .

kittinSol -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 5:09:52 PM)
Aynne, it's absolutely lovely to see you, but the inability to write to you is starting to grate. Sorry for the hijack, folks. Now, back to cocktalk...

camille65 -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 5:12:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Shiny Penis Sculpture . At 04.00mn. It's been done... Aw I was just about to offer my services to DA.. I wanted to make a mold. I'm so sad now and it is all your fault kittin!

Thadius -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 5:13:27 PM)
Current off-topic protocols require you to blame greedy. [;)]

camille65 -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 5:15:25 PM)
Okay I can do that. Yo? GreeeeedyTop it is your fault that I can't offer up my services to DA and make a mold outta his weiner! I am devastated, my entire lifes focus is gone. [8\|]

pahunkboy -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 5:17:55 PM)
I dont understand. I would like a live demonstration ===D ~~~ men who say they eat pussy all night long? nahh more life 3-8 minutes...if you are lucky

thornhappy -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 5:18:34 PM)
Were you going to use one of those kits with the mold-making materials? I was going to recommend year-round Christmas lights on the Dong o' Doom... thornhappy

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