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hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 9:46:30 PM)
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ORIGINAL: cjan
Some of you ladies seem sooooo ungrateful, whining about length and girth and this and that. When you have very little idea how much skill it takes to flog, spank, whip, paddle, cane and mind fuck you untill the goo runs down your thighs and you beg for a hard fucking, nevermind the length/girth.
Then, all you want is your blankies and teddy bears...and a "good girl" and some snuggling.
Let's not forget who it is that has the multiple orgasms too, m'kay ?
Silly bunnies..
Some of us DO know (and quite well, thank you) how to whip, flog, crop, paddle, cane, spank, bind, clamp, and mindfuck - so we also know quite well what it takes for someone else to do so lol.
As for the whole "multiple orgasm" thing - here's a lil proverbial tale/joke I heard that explains that quite well.
Adam and Eve were sitting in the Garden on the 8th day, and God walks up to them holding a small bag in one hand. He looks at the two of them and says, "I have in this bag the last two things left from Creation. I'm going to give one to each of you."
Adam and Eve thought this was great, and paid close attention as God drew out the first of the two items. He looked at each of them and said, "This is the ability to Pee standing up."
And Adam jumped up immediately, waving his arm and begging, "oh oh - Me - give it to Me, please? It'll be GREAT - walkin around the garden, naming the animals and plants and tending to things, and if I've gotta go, I just can." So God looked at Eve, who gave a small smile and a nod of her head. And so God gave Man the ability to pee standing up, and all rejoiced, and everything was good and right in both Heaven and Earth.
Then after Adam had calmed down a bit, God reached into the bag a second time and looked at Eve and said, "The only thing left is Multiple Orgasms."
(And to all you guys who say Size doesn't Matter, I have two things to say (a) Thanks for Nothing, and (b) if Size Really doesn't Matter, why do most of you prefer small women with Big Boobs?)
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