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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/8/2008 11:09:03 AM   
hejira92


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ORIGINAL: everhope

i get the "wow, you're hot for your age" comment daily here on Collar Me.
if i write, "i am blessed with good genetics" one more time,  i think i am going to SCREAM outloud. it is far beyond  lol at this point. it feels online my age is imprinted on my forehead.
 
 


I get this one a lot. I just answer: "Yes, I am really almost 45. Thank you for the compliment".

And I love the corollary- "I hope I look that good when I'm your age!"  
 
[edited because I can't spell corollary without looking it up]

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/8/2008 11:12:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		I remember the most painful compliment I ever got was:

"Well you really aren't my type, I usually date cuter guys, but your ex says your are a Monster in the sack, so do you wanna come home with me and fuck me stupid?"

This one I what the girl I lost my Virginity said to me when she dumped me because she could not be seen dating a Freshman in Highschool.

"*Steel* I would have dumped you a few months ago if it wasn't for how good you are in bed"

See now some people would think this all was a Great thing for a kid to hear but mind you in both of these I was only wanted as a fuck toy so for the ladies out there who think that no guy understands.... I may not be a Pretty Boy but I Really do understand how it feels.

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/8/2008 11:14:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		A woman taking a survey outside a supermarket- 'Do you buy your own food, or does your mummy do that for you?' I'm 25. Ok not a compliment but still....

And from my sister, 'I always thought you were special needs. But you went to college.'

From my mum 'you must be anorexic because everytime you look in the mirror you see a fat girl.' Yes she actually said that, with other people there.



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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/20/2008 12:22:11 AM   
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It was such an offhanded comment it caught me totally off guard and I think I actually blushed like a little girl. 

His friends grabbed him by the shoulder, called him a slut and dragged him off .

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/20/2008 12:31:14 AM   
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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/20/2008 12:34:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		I got told when I was pregnant tht I should just stay pregnant all the time because i looked good pregnant and had the cutest waddle .... UGHHHHHHHHH ummmm no thanks :D

When I was in cosmonot * cosmotology* school I got to do all sorts of fun stuff with my hair .. so I thought what the hell I would dye it blonde... but being a red head it didn't turn out well it turned orange like a pumpkin orange... I went home for thanksgiving and my brother * god love that asshole* said I would have looked better if I would have shaved my head LOL .. * and sadly it was true *

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/20/2008 12:40:30 AM   
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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/20/2008 12:45:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		here in the south i have gotten a couple of these real redneck slurrin compliments....

arkansas...."if i wuzzant married, i'd be on you like a duck on a june bug"

mississippi...."if you lived closer i'd be all over you like stink on a skunk"

and finally while visiting alabama.... after watching me shoot pool for over an hour, this guy ever so slowly getting closer to me the whole time, finally gets right next to me and says "damn, you smell good"  now you really had to hear the drawl on that.... i grinned real big and said "in arkansas, we take showers every saturday night whether we need them or not"  and he said in honest disbelief  and oh so serious "really, only once a week?"  i couldn't help that one, i burst out laughing.

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/20/2008 3:08:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		When I lived in Texas, a new employee who had previously worked with the boss at another company, said upon meeting me on his first day, "Well you aren't nearly as ugly as (boss) said you were."  The co-worker who was standing there said, "you two know each other?" - thinking this guy was just giving me a hard time.  I said, "no, apparently he's just a consummate jackass" and I went to my office.

Yes, he was trying to be funny but he wasn't.  You would think that being in his 50's he would have figured out by then how well that would go over, but no.  I made his life hell after that.

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/20/2008 3:18:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Not weird, but the one i get all the time(and i hate it) is some variation of this theme..."Wow, you don't sound black" (there's a sound????am i supposed to do that clicking thing they do in some African dialects???)   Or if i'm with my Latino relatives and i'm speaking to a salesperson, "Wow, you speak English really well, how long have you been in the U.S.?"(umm...my whole life) 

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/20/2008 4:14:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		when i was 15, a boy that i liked, and who, despite the following, liked me, told me i had child-bearing hips. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wasn't over-weight , but my butt was a size bigger than my top.  My mums fault.

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/20/2008 4:15:42 PM   
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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/20/2008 6:12:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		I had a new hairstyle and walked into my office.  One of my co-workers said, "Wow, you look a lot better!"

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/20/2008 6:14:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Why ....   thank you Asher * blushes and turns away*,   thats very sweet.    i think.

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/20/2008 7:41:46 PM   
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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/20/2008 10:53:59 PM   
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Him: "For someone coming from Poland you speak excellent English..Where were you born in Poland?"

Me: "Yorkshire."

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/21/2008 1:24:36 AM   
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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/21/2008 2:53:46 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

I remember the most painful compliment I ever got was:

"Well you really aren't my type, I usually date cuter guys, but your ex says your are a Monster in the sack, so do you wanna come home with me and fuck me stupid?"

This one I what the girl I lost my Virginity said to me when she dumped me because she could not be seen dating a Freshman in Highschool.

"*Steel* I would have dumped you a few months ago if it wasn't for how good you are in bed"

See now some people would think this all was a Great thing for a kid to hear but mind you in both of these I was only wanted as a fuck toy so for the ladies out there who think that no guy understands.... I may not be a Pretty Boy but I Really do understand how it feels.

Steel
Um, yeah, I had that 35 years ago or so. Hippie chicks. Yummy. I got a half-assed compliment passed on to me through my buddy Andrew. He said, "She said to tell you you're an asshole but you're great in bed." Okey-doke. Just a Gigolo hahaha

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/21/2008 8:45:44 AM   
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Hi, i was wondering if you're a smoker and want to use me as an ashtray


i think i'm listed as a non-smoker, non-drinker here

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