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How to tell if you are married - 7/13/2008 1:33:44 PM

LotusSong

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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and
decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras,
stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,

"You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love allnight long."

The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didnt say a word,  but we had wild sex all night!"

The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mothers house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door
and saw me he said,
                                                              "What's for dinner, Batman?"

(edited to correct spacing)

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RE: How to tell if you are married - 7/13/2008 1:38:33 PM

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Just one of the many reasons why I don't believe in marriage, haha!

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RE: How to tell if you are married - 7/13/2008 10:26:27 PM

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That made me lol. Good job ;-)

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RE: How to tell if you are married - 7/14/2008 10:44:46 AM

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lmao

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RE: How to tell if you are married - 7/16/2008 5:56:06 PM

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I don't get it.

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RE: How to tell if you are married - 8/14/2008 9:44:16 AM

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Poor sod... he really missed out didn't he... rule # 72, never put food above sex, if you're really that hungry play with your food durring sex... hehehe now I'm getting hungry...

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RE: How to tell if you are married - 8/14/2008 9:45:35 AM

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