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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/17/2008 3:25:44 PM   
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If he quit telling me stories about dungeons and face-to-crotch actions while I'm in an area of which I can't relieve the load of sexual tension he wants to place on me....

I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

...Don't stop telling me stories, dear Moon.

I like telling you stories and making you squirm in the lunch room.  I like making you squirt in the shower.  It gives me power over you.  Sex is one of my Domly type tools and making you addicted to my sex, giving you the best sex you have ever had or could ever dream of makes me an indispensable part of your life.  Like the emotional bonds of love we share, the sexual bond is just another invisible chain that makes you mine.  
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   When I tell you about the things that I want to do to you in public, like having you dress as a little school girl and calling you my daughter in a doughnut shop.  It's because I like that connection between us.  I want to see you misbehave with an éclair making oral sex innuendoes at the man behind the counter.  I'll catch you and chastise you for being a slut like your mother.  I will tell you to grab your ankles and take your whore’s punishment right here in front of the man you insulted with your vile and sexual conduct.   
  You will turn away from the man behind the counter and grab your ankles while I lift your plaid skirt and expose your bare ass to spank it… all the while the young man behind the counter is watching.  He can see the round curves of your cheeks and see your pussy through the gap.  And when daddy spanks you in front of him while verbally chastising your behavior, your cheeks will glow red and your pussy will drip and run down your thigh.  I will point out to you that the man behind the counter can see your dirty shame and what a bad girl you have been.  I will make a passing comment to the clerk about how kids these days just don’t have the discipline they used to when I was young.  All the while I am building up the rhythm and making the impact deeper and deeper with each stroke until the vibrations have you on the edge of organism. 

  Only then, while you quake on the edge of orgasm, as your body trembles begging for release, only at that moment will I ask you if you are going to be a to be good girl from now on…  your voice replies, “Yes daddy I will never flirt or fuck anyone but yooooooooouuuuu” at which point I slam all 4 of my fingers into you quivering cunt and reach deep into your g-spot so the shock makes you squirt in just a few strokes.  

  The man behind the counter is shocked by what he learned and what he saw.  He thinks a dad just spanked and fingered his own daughter.  Then right before his own eyes he saw her have a squirting orgasm that made an awesome puddle on the floor! 

  The “good girl” and “thank you daddy” falls on deaf ears as the clerk stands there mummified while we leave turning back over my shoulder, I toss the money on the table and tell him to “keep the change.”
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      another note to puppen’s coworkers, check seats again for wet spots before they sit in them.
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[edit: type-o, missing sentence, grammar]

[edit: fixed present tense… jeeez, you would think I'd proof read before I post next time]

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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/17/2008 4:29:18 PM   
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dammit..khakis!


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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/17/2008 7:47:18 PM   
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dammit..khakis!

You are at work aren’t you?  You are there at the front desk of that hotel with a wet spot between your legs.  One of those young pilots is gonna’ walk by and see the evidence of your dirty mind by the wet spot on your pants.  He may even pause, face you, look you in the eyes, let his gaze drop between your legs and then take a long deep breath to sniff the air and try to detect your scent.  When his gaze meets yours again… if he invites you out for donuts and coffee, I’d go if I were you.

… I warned you.  I told you I wrote a story in puppen’s thread.

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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/17/2008 7:53:42 PM   
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that you did.... but you HAD to know I'd  read it!!

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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/17/2008 9:02:39 PM   
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Okies, I'm now officially glad that I can't read CM at work RS, lol!

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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/17/2008 11:02:37 PM   
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btw, RS, check your cmail, lol.
We really need a *paging ______* thread around here!


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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/18/2008 1:25:38 AM   
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*peeps in, tugging a bit of fabric from his mouth*

Straitjacket?  Pffft.

I've been offline for a bit, or I would've responded sooner. *hug*  Still in my first week of quitting smoking, and last night the evil motherfucker tendencies started creeping out [not the good kind that Rain likes, no...I mean evil in a way that would actually bother a fair number of people who otherwise think they know me].  Well, I have been smoking for 18 years, it's not going to be an overnight success.

Oh, and that medication for RS is being looked into for packaging as we speak.




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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/18/2008 2:26:58 AM   
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i'm going to hide in here. i'm sure i can hear the overlong claws of the pride of two old lions if they come creaking after me ....

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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/18/2008 2:27:38 AM   
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Lumus...good for you!  Don't give into the craving....find something else for your hands to do! 
  <---  Like maybe this?  Or this?  Or maybe this!    I'm sure Rain would be more than happy to assist!

And RS.....love the stories!  Unfortunately, I have a pretty good sense of recall, so it doesn't matter WHERE I read them!

Puppen, you are one lucky girl!  Proves that there is hope for us all!

edited cuz I can't spell for crap at 2am!

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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/18/2008 4:30:03 AM   
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*Squirming in her seat*

Of course my internet is completely down at my house and the first time I read this story is while at my desk, at my job. FECK.

...My mind is going to wander all day....

Thanks!

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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/18/2008 4:32:47 AM   
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Oh-ho! Lumus! Been a while!

*Sneaks a hug, and slips him an envelope for the meds*

Congratulations on quitting smoking. That's a tough one.  

I'd say give tea tree oil toothpicks a shot. They have menthol, cinnamon, spearmint, and peppermint on them, and they're really good for your mouth.

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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/18/2008 6:27:15 AM   
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Oh-ho! Lumus! Been a while!

Congratulations on quitting smoking. That's a tough one.  

I'd say give tea tree oil toothpicks a shot. They have menthol, cinnamon, spearmint, and peppermint on them, and they're really good for your mouth.


so is a gag


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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/18/2008 7:04:58 AM   
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You tryin' to say something Shish Kabob?

Eh? Ehhhh!?



...Never had a gag before.

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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/18/2008 10:05:42 AM   
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<le sigh>

Envious of you folks who can get this kind of excitement at the office....I just get it when I stagger home between appts...

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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/18/2008 11:05:03 AM   
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...Never had a gag before. *sighs with longing*


HEY RS......DID YA SEE THIS?????????


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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/18/2008 11:39:01 AM   
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...I'm awesome.


HEY RS......DID YA HEAR?????????

MY NAME IS HOLLY AND I RUN INTO DOORS.




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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/18/2008 12:18:14 PM   
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...All the while I am building up the rhythm and making the impact deeper and deeper with each stroke until the vibrations have you on the edge of organism

Organism?  *blush*  Lol!  Never heard it called that before...

And yeah, my mind is one step closer to the gutter today, too.  Thank you ever so much, RS. 

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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/18/2008 1:41:20 PM   
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...Never had a gag before. *sighs with longing*

HEY RS......DID YA SEE THIS?????????

Thnx holly… I must have overlooked that in the original reply somehow or the mods went back and erased it.  I am sure that puppen appreciates your pointing that out to me.

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
...All the while I am building up the rhythm and making the impact deeper and deeper with each stroke until the vibrations have you on the edge of organism

Organism?  *blush*  Lol!  Never heard it called that before...

And yeah, my mind is one step closer to the gutter today, too.  Thank you ever so much, RS. 

I was typing with my tongue… you gotta’ expect some type-Os. 

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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/18/2008 1:45:28 PM   
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RS...go check the corral...there's a little tidbit that I posted from Pup that will perk you right up! 

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RE: This thread is ORGASMIC - 7/18/2008 2:24:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly
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...Never had a gag before. *sighs with longing*

HEY RS......DID YA SEE THIS?????????

Thnx holly… I must have overlooked that in the original reply somehow or the mods went back and erased it.  I am sure that puppen appreciates your pointing that out to me.



oooooh Puppen........


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