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JstAnotherSub -> redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 11:44:38 AM)

1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.  2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
 
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
 
 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.  7) You might not be the best lookin one here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8. Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.  9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.  10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.  11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon.  And....the best for last….  13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

  



GreedyTop -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 11:54:10 AM)

*snort*

loved that last one...lol

and the fat penguin...lol



LotusSong -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 12:24:25 PM)

quote:

10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.

 
... wait.. you mean that was just a line????
(wanders off muttering "..and to think I worried about those puppies.  no wonder...")



SteelofUtah -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 12:36:50 PM)

what about the Number 1 Pick up line. Yer just as pretty as my Aunt 'n' Sister Emma Lou.



MizSexyVixen -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 12:40:41 PM)

*starts messaging jstanothersub



Monkeyontuesday -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 12:57:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*snort*

loved that last one...lol

and the fat penguin...lol


Ahem... I've actually used the pengiun one!

And it worked [:D]



SteelofUtah -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 12:58:30 PM)

RRRRIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It had nothing to do with the fact that you are utterly fucking adorable.

Yeah it was the Penguin Comment that is what did it.

Steel



Monkeyontuesday -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 1:34:00 PM)

Heehee... You're gonna make me blush...

[:)]



Monkeyontuesday -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 1:49:00 PM)

not exactly redneck, but I do have an unnatural affinity for ridiculous pick-up lines...

* I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
* :touches the shoulder blades: Oh, those are shoulder blades?! I thought they were wings!
* Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
* Your dad must be a baker, 'cause you've got a fine set of buns!



SteelofUtah -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 1:59:23 PM)

My Favorite pick up lines and I've used Both:

Hey I can't remember my phone number so why don't you just give me yours.

And

This is the part where I am supposed to throw you some kinda a line but lets be honest be both know how much I want you so why don't we just go sit in the corner and get to know each other better.



LotusSong -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 2:06:40 PM)

My favorite is "... you had me at hello" (but only if I actually mean it)



SteelofUtah -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 2:11:17 PM)

Damn woman you almost as purdy as a brand new John Deere Tractor........ I said almost.



HypnoticDan -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 2:19:15 PM)

Lick your finger, touch your shirt, touch her shirt.  "What say we get out of these wet clothes and huddle for warmth?"




darchChylde -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 2:48:46 PM)

Yer purtier than steam off a cowpie on a cool spring morn.



bipolarber -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 3:49:52 PM)

"Aw, comon, Sis... I aint gonna tell Mom..." ('cause she'd be jealous!)



BKSir -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 4:00:51 PM)

Y'all forgot...  "I lost mah virginity.  Kin I have yers?"



Monkeyontuesday -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 5:52:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bipolarber

"Aw, comon, Sis... I aint gonna tell Mom..." ('cause she'd be jealous!)


AHHH!! So gross! But so very, very funny. Well done.



kinkienesss -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 7:23:26 PM)

lmao OK i'm never gonna drink anything ever agian while readin the humor board again.



msprudence -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/21/2008 7:27:18 PM)

My personal favorite was the lightswitch.... beauty is only a lightswitch away.

I howled.



VadFarkas -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/22/2008 5:28:01 AM)

I gotta get out more... [:D]



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