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AquarianMale53 -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/22/2008 1:42:17 PM)
damn ... I've been here in redneck country for 9 years already and no one ever filled me in on proper pick up lines. thank, now that I know I might have some luck [8\|]

MizSexyVixen -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/22/2008 1:56:55 PM)
I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.

darchChylde -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/22/2008 2:09:18 PM)
said to a pregnant woman, supposedly single I'd like to be the first to kiss your baby.

softness -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/22/2008 2:28:35 PM)
DV has this line "Nice shoes ................................. wanna fuck?" and by god ... it works ... honest ...

darchChylde -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/22/2008 2:42:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softness DV has this line "Nice shoes ................................. wanna fuck?" and by god ... it works ... honest ... Back in my punk days, "Nice boots, wanna fuck" worked all the time on those little riot girls. I've always loved sweet-faced women, covered with tattooes and piercings; especially when the apparently jaded young ladies could still blush daintily at some cleverly worded inuendo.

SteelofUtah -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/22/2008 2:50:50 PM)
My friend uses this one and on occasion believe it or not it actually works. I think it has more to do with him than what he says thought. "I normally go for Hot chicks but you'll do, wanna buy me a drink" I shit you not I have seen it work and was amazed and wondered about the girl in questions mental faculties. Steel

BlackPhx -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/22/2008 3:11:14 PM)
One that always made me laugh... "Hey wha say we ditch this family reunion and get busy at a motel" Another " "It's Sadie Hawkins day..wanna see if ya kin catch me?" Poenkitten

JstAnotherSub -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/22/2008 3:41:23 PM)
lolol-all great ones yall added.....

darchChylde -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/22/2008 4:26:07 PM)
Why don't i take you back behind the barn and love you like a sister?

ITGirl68 -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/23/2008 9:47:15 PM)
These have all been great, but... y'all forget a classic (I have heard it used): "could you please check me for ticks?" - Angel

softness -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/25/2008 11:50:43 AM)
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/18/funny-pictures-been-a-cheeszburger-cause-i-cud-nom-you-all-night/ this one would totally get me into bed ... if I was a kitteh

Saratov -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/26/2008 7:35:36 AM)
Hey girl, git in the truck and let's go some place.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/26/2008 7:42:46 AM)
Pickup lines at gamers conventions never work as planned "You are by far the prettiest girl here" - not mentioning I was the only gurl there "You so hot, Id let you frag me." Frag means kill in game... not as naughty as it sounded "If we head back to my hotel room we can still remote into the games." Priorites... DV

Monkeyontuesday -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/26/2008 11:37:24 AM)
lulz. I <333 teh g33kz.

DaddyChess -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/26/2008 11:42:11 AM)
Too Funny... I can just picture Larry the Calble guy sayin' dem... LOL

darchChylde -> RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) (7/26/2008 12:36:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softness http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/18/funny-pictures-been-a-cheeszburger-cause-i-cud-nom-you-all-night/ this one would totally get me into bed ... if I was a kitteh yeah, when i first saw this on icanhascheezburger.com ; i sent it to Ma'am as a comment on myspace

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