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redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 11:44:38 AM   
JstAnotherSub


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 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.  7) You might not be the best lookin one here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8. Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.  9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.  10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.  11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon.  And....the best for last….  13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

  

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 11:54:10 AM   
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loved that last one...lol

and the fat penguin...lol

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 12:24:25 PM   
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10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.

 
... wait.. you mean that was just a line????
(wanders off muttering "..and to think I worried about those puppies.  no wonder...")


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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 12:36:50 PM   
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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 12:40:41 PM   
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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 12:57:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*snort*

loved that last one...lol

and the fat penguin...lol


Ahem... I've actually used the pengiun one!

And it worked

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 12:58:30 PM   
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It had nothing to do with the fact that you are utterly fucking adorable.

Yeah it was the Penguin Comment that is what did it.

Steel

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 1:34:00 PM   
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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 1:49:00 PM   
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* I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
* :touches the shoulder blades: Oh, those are shoulder blades?! I thought they were wings!
* Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
* Your dad must be a baker, 'cause you've got a fine set of buns!

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 1:59:23 PM   
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Hey I can't remember my phone number so why don't you just give me yours.

And

This is the part where I am supposed to throw you some kinda a line but lets be honest be both know how much I want you so why don't we just go sit in the corner and get to know each other better.

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 2:06:40 PM   
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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 2:11:17 PM   
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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 2:19:15 PM   
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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 2:48:46 PM   
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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 3:49:52 PM   
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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 4:00:51 PM   
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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 5:52:56 PM   
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"Aw, comon, Sis... I aint gonna tell Mom..." ('cause she'd be jealous!)


AHHH!! So gross! But so very, very funny. Well done.

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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 7:23:26 PM   
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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/21/2008 7:27:18 PM   
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RE: redneck pick up lines....swoon ;o) - 7/22/2008 5:28:01 AM   
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