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RE: My mouse hangs - 7/24/2008 11:45:39 AM

Leepus

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ugh! water??? good grief.....

a swab dabbed with alcohol (rubbing not consumable) is more than sufficient. hope the hint helps next time you need to clean a mouse (the computer type, not the creature).

The consumable kind will also help with the creature type mouse cleaning. Really, they just fall down when drunk and try and mousy slurs at you.
Also, a dab for yourself will help not noticing that the mouse isn't working.

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RE: My mouse hangs - 7/24/2008 12:29:50 PM

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Might also be a female mouse... i.e. unresponsive if the finger technique is off.

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RE: My mouse hangs - 7/24/2008 12:37:56 PM

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they do sell wipes for mice....

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RE: My mouse hangs - 7/24/2008 2:46:14 PM

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http://www.fonerbooks.com/r_mouse.htm

or the following version

How to Clean Your Mouse
This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious, but the engineers rolled on the floor:

"Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

"Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static-sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

"Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items."

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RE: My mouse hangs - 7/24/2008 7:29:11 PM

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Does your mouse hang low??

Sadly... with age, yes.
It even swings to and fro.

Pssst.. RS.. Can you tie it in a knot?

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RE: My mouse hangs - 7/24/2008 7:59:30 PM

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Does your mouse hang low??

Sadly... with age, yes.
It even swings to and fro.

Pssst.. RS.. Can you tie it in a knot?

Yes, and I can tie it in a bow.

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RE: My mouse hangs - 7/24/2008 10:08:07 PM

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can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow????

is that what is called a pretty package?

i would just call it excellent bondage!

i knew it! i just knew it!! *gigglez*

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RE: My mouse hangs - 7/25/2008 2:51:19 AM

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Does your mouse hang low??

Sadly... with age, yes.
It even swings to and fro.

Pssst.. RS.. Can you tie it in a knot?

Yes, and I can tie it in a bow.

well you've been on the continent i assume, so we'll take the rest as a given? (soldier can be interpreted widely - no doubt you've been a very busy footsoldier for bdsm worldwide *nodnod*)

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