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jlf1961 -> For those members who just love to rattle chains. (7/25/2008 6:44:43 PM)
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Today was my second of two sessions every week with the Psychiatrist, here after referred to as shrink lady.
Shrink lady has been trying for months to get me to explain why I have a devote dislike for the human race in general, although I do make exceptions, and most of them happen to be members of these boards.
I finally decided, because I was in one of those moods, to explain why that is so.
So, I said:
"The reason is simple, after spending time wondering around this rock and seeing what humans have a nasty habit of doing to each other, and I am referring to more than just war, I decided sometime ago that the majority of the human race really is a waste of space.
People are starving all over the world while others waste enough food in a year to feed a small village for 10 years.
And of course we have those holier than thou bible thumpers who claim that cancer, aids, poverty, drought, plague and everything else they can think of as punishments from heaven, when a number of these same bible thumpers are screwing around on thier wives, or worse.
Finally, there are these wonderful psychiatrists and therapists that have just as many if not more mental hang ups as their patiants, such as a certian young shrink with 36 c cups who goes braless wearing silk shirts and keeps her office ac set at sub fucking artic.
And, in truth, she probably needs some guy to screw her silly so that she isnt such an uptight bitch of a tease."
My session lasted all of ten minutes since I walked out before she could come up with a response. I will probably get a new shrink from the practice, but who gives a crap.
Now, for all those people who have totally opened their mouth and spoke their mind in the most undiplomatic way possible, this thread is for you. This includes military types who found a way to tell their CO he was the biggest asshole on the planet in such a way the CO couldnt figure it out until it was way too late to do anything.
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