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Flowers are kinky too. - 7/29/2008 7:31:25 AM

seababy

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Hay fever sufferer?

Just remember whenever you sneeze, that's flower sperm up your nose.
(kinky things)

Say it with flowers.

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RE: Flowers are kinky too. - 7/29/2008 7:36:38 AM

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*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

stop making me sneeze

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RE: Flowers are kinky too. - 7/29/2008 7:44:36 AM

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And those thorns will draw blood just like a needle.

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RE: Flowers are kinky too. - 7/29/2008 7:57:17 AM

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That's it. I'm going to go out there and castrate those little bastards.

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RE: Flowers are kinky too. - 7/29/2008 8:02:46 AM

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Lol, flowers are kinky, watch the sequel to the 40-year old viring, i forgot what the film is called

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RE: Flowers are kinky too. - 7/29/2008 8:15:45 AM

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" To me, I see a bouquet of flowers as a pile of severed plant genitalia. I presume that when courting you give a lady a pretty pile of severed plant genitalia hope she will quid pro quo and return the gesture by giving you her genitalia"

this is a quote from an earlier post of Resident Sadist's. i found this to be one of the most romantic things he has ever said.

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RE: Flowers are kinky too. - 7/29/2008 8:43:54 AM

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what came to my mind when i read the thread title was the female orifices that would serve as a wonderful vase for those flowers.

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