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Another couple... - 7/31/2008 1:27:33 PM

stella41b

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A blonde walks into a sex shop. "I'd like to buy a vibrator please."

The owner asks her, "What colour do you want? White? Black Flesh-coloured? Silicone?"

"I'd like that tartan one on the shelf over there," she says.

"You can't have that," says the owner, "That's my Thermos flask."

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant and calls out "Hey you."

The chef comes out from the kitchen and asks "How you know my name?"

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RE: Another couple... - 8/3/2008 10:59:26 PM

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RE: Another couple... - 8/4/2008 5:01:43 AM

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that made me giggle... not an easy feat this early in the morning

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RE: Another couple... - 8/4/2008 10:20:24 AM

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Hehe reminds me of an old joke that went round my school-

Woman goes nervously first time into a sex shop.

'Where are your dildo's?'

'Up there on the wall'

'Erm... I'll take that one'.

'Thats a fire extinguisher'

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RE: Another couple... - 8/4/2008 3:04:14 PM

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YEOWCH!!!!