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Kirata -> Something's coming... (8/2/2008 11:12:42 PM)

UNIVERSE TODAY [www.universetoday.com] reports:
 
It would appear that the US President has been briefed by Phoenix scientists about the discovery of something more "provocative" than the discovery of water existing on the Martian surface.... Apparently these new results are being kept under wraps until further, more detailed analysis can be carried out, but we are assured that this announcement will be huge...
 
According to scientists in communication with Aviation Week & Space Technology, the next big discovery will need to be mulled over for a while before it is announced to the world... They have also made the decision to discuss the results with the Bush Administration's Presidential Science Advisor's office before a press conference between mid-August and early September.
 
Anybody want to speculate on what this is going to be?
 
K.

 



JulieorSarah -> RE: Something's coming... (8/2/2008 11:20:46 PM)

they've found out who shot JFK?



TheHeretic -> RE: Something's coming... (8/2/2008 11:28:57 PM)

        Fun stuff. 

full-version link



kiwisub12 -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 7:55:38 AM)

after reading the full link i can only conclude that it is alien poop          -      or a cigarette butt. [:D]



Sanity -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 8:06:08 AM)

And then one day the robot was scrapin' up some mud and up from the ground come some bubblin' crud

Oil, that is

Black gold

Texas tea








Musicmystery -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 8:24:58 AM)

The administration is temporarily out of ideas about how to manipulate elections, and so has turned to outright speculation?



bipolarber -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 8:29:24 AM)

God I hope it isn't oil... that's all we need... arguments between parties about "off planet drilling."

Supposing that they did find something major... (and this isn't some kind of UFO cult BS hoax) I think they will hold things close to their chests until whatever experiment revealed the result can be repeated, and the results verified.



TheHeretic -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 8:31:29 AM)

        Based on the last 7 1/2 years, I have to wonder what sort of creationist crackpot heads up this President's science advisory commission.

         I'm not deep enough into the first cup of coffee to go googling, but isn't there some study floating around about how many people might be completely unable to handle the fact that life on this planet isn't all that special after all?



Termyn8or -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 8:59:39 AM)

I know who shot JFK and why.

You don't want to know.

T



Thadius -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 8:59:43 AM)

The big news is going to be that they have discovered Hoffa's body.[;)]



Termyn8or -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 9:57:03 AM)

And what about Danny Green ? There's a body you won't find unless you scrape the ashes off of the surrounding buildings at the scene.

T



stef -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 10:16:20 AM)

They found Saddam's hidden cache of WMDs??

~stef



Sanity -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 11:02:40 AM)

Oh, you're absolutely right. We wouldn't want to harm the precious pristine Mars scape! After all, any life or potential life there must be very fragile, and already perilously endangered. We could never do enough environmental impact studies to ever consider issuing even one single drilling permit there.

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ORIGINAL: bipolarber

God I hope it isn't oil... that's all we need... arguments between parties about "off planet drilling."

Supposing that they did find something major... (and this isn't some kind of UFO cult BS hoax) I think they will hold things close to their chests until whatever experiment revealed the result can be repeated, and the results verified.



ygraine -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 11:18:09 AM)

Cold fusion! Yay!



christine1 -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 11:38:20 AM)

i think what they're holding back on is that al gore has been spotted there living in a huge mansion that is depleting mars of its natural resources.  he always did seem like an odd duck to me.[8|]



GreedyTop -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 11:40:36 AM)

they found Michael Jacksons nose?



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 11:43:22 AM)

they found the missing buffalo bills superbowl rings...you know...when they went to the superbowl and lost all 4 times...



NumberSix -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 11:47:32 AM)

I wonder if it is a reunion of the Traveling Wilburys?

6



Lucylastic -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 11:54:22 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

The administration is temporarily out of ideas about how to manipulate elections, and so has turned to outright speculation?


I think this is bang on the mark:)
Lucy



Marc2b -> RE: Something's coming... (8/3/2008 12:34:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

they found the missing buffalo bills superbowl rings...you know...when they went to the superbowl and lost all 4 times...



From this Bills fan to you and the whole God damned world:

[sm=sodoff.gif]     [sm=sodoff.gif]     [sm=sodoff.gif]     [sm=sodoff.gif]

(that's one for each year folks)

JUST WAIT UNTIL NEXT FUCKING YEAR!!!! (again)






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